501. Bungee jumping off the astronomy tower is against the rules, even if it isn't written anywhere
.502. Using 사랑 potion number nine on people are illigal. Therefore I should not make Harry/Draco fall in 사랑 with Pansy Parkinson. Again
503. Snape does not take 노래 requests, therefore I should stop asking him to sing "Tearing Up My Heart"
504. -or any other songs
505. this list being used as a checklist is inappropriate, therefore i shouldn't do so
506. I will not refer to Voldemort as "Voldie-Poo"
507. I will not enchant Draco so that he looks Emo/Goth to everyone around him except himself
508.I will not Turn myself into Malfoy (Polly 주스 potion) and tell everyone in Hogwarts my undying 사랑 for Pansy Parkinson...........again
509. I did not see Malfoy making out with Cho, Crabbe, 또는 Goyle in the girls bathroom, therefore i should not tell Harry loudly in the great hall.
510. I will not sell the sorting hat for money for cigarettes
511. I will not mix up potions and magic stuff together and make Ron drink it and tell him it is soda that tastes likethat because a bunny made it just for him
512. I will not bring an evil creature from the 8th dimension and call it my pet
513. I won't dress up in a black robe, wear a bald wig and tell people that I'm Voldemort.
514. I won't dress up as the "Dark Magician" 또는 the "Dark Magician Girl" in class.
515. Hogwarts does NOT teach 당신 how to banish people to the "shadow realm".
516. I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade
517. - nor will I yell that there is the dark mark floating over somewhere
518. I will not walk up to Ron and Hermione and say they're the perfect couple
519. - Nor will I tell that to Harry and Ginny
520. - Nor Malfoy and Pansy
521. I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his 담홍색, 핑크 flowery teddy 곰 to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry
522. - Nor will I do the same thing with Malfoy and his blanky
523. - Nor Snape with his girly girly bunny rabbit slippers
524. I will not tell Lockheart that he is actually a dancer who stars in 백조 Lake
525. I will not write Moogles instead of Muggles
526. I will not ask harry if i can have a thunder bolt scar too
527. I will not ask Malfoy is cole his brother
528. - nor snape
529. Draco is not billy idol's little brother
530. I will not ask draco if i can use his face cream
531. Saying voldy is my hero is bad5
32. I will not say that Harry has a female counterpart who stars in a kids education show.
533. -nor will I say that her name is Sharry Spotter.
534. I will not steal Draco's blanky
535. I will not yell i saw Draco and snape last night! in the great hall 또는 anywhere
536. I will not charm Hermione's cat to jump up and yell Rawr i'm he-who-must-not-be-named!537. I will not try and get zombies to eat Draco
538. -nor snape
539.I will not follow anyone around saying "pimp hat" at the most 랜덤 moments
540. i will not refer to 프레드 and George as Hikaru and Kaouru
541. Pokemon are not real, therefore i will not convince Hagrid that Pokemon are real 동물 so that he'll have a lesson all about pokemon.
542. I will not call Professor Dumbledore 'Dumbydork'.
543. I will not confuse Voldemort with Xehanort,
544. -nor will I say they are related in any way,
545. -nor mention that their names rhyme.
546. I will not yell, "Harry has a girlfriend! Harry loves Ginny!" in the great hall
547. - nor will I yell, "Ron loves Hermione!" in the great hall
548. I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall
549: Luna Lovegood is NOT always on "physicidelic mushrooms" and i should stop implying that she is.
550:- the same goes for Profesore Trelawny
551:- calling that drug something else changes nothing
.552:-nor does saying they are high on some OTHER drug.
553. I will not tell Dumbledore that there are people outside the 책 who despise him
554. - nor will I say the same thing to Harry
555. I will not tell Voldemort that he's too freaken lazy to do stuff himself.
556. Cho is not on anti- depresants, nor should i imply that she needs them.
557. Cho's curly haired friend Marietta with her SNEAK pimples is not "before" for a mag.
558. -Rita Skeeter is not "after
"559. Dobby is not Harry's secret lover, no matter how much he wants to be
.560. Saying he's "obviously not good enough..." is just cruel
.561. calling the ASPCA about the way Ron treated Scabbers (wormtail) is pointless, as he is already dead, on the run,or a accomplise depending on where in the 책 당신 are.
562: I will not send Fainting Fancies to the Slythrin common room without a antidote, and only a card saying "to thepretty-est girl in the house". Again.
563:I will not blame the Ravenclaw quiditch team for the entire female population of slytherin being unconcious for no apparent reason.
564: i will not let my owl claw out the eyes of the slytherins
565: i will not let my wand run amok and paint everyones faces purple
566:i am not to call people with freckles "spotted owls"
567: i will not eat liver then throw it up on proffessor snape
568: i will not 펀치 the wandboards until they expload
569. I will stop insisting that Snape and Hermione are secret admirors.
570. - Same goes for McGonagall and Dumbledore
571 Nearly headless nick does not approve of being called Casper the Friendly Ghost.
572 The fact that dudley didnt like his pig tail does not mean i should keep switching to differnt tails to find one helikes better
.573 If muggle children near the school WANTED their baseballs replaced with bludgers they would have said.
574 i will not convince everyone thatthegirlnextdoor101 is a horcrux, and that for the sake of the world she MUST die.
575 i will not convince everyone that angelgodesse is lord voldemort after drinking polyjuice
576 no matter how much i want to, i will not go into slytherin house, where i will without a doubt findthegirlnextdoor101and murder her, then say "sorry harry, she was a death eater-in-training. she and malfoy were inthis together,but i figured id leave him to you.
577 i will not ask real-moody if the real him would turn Malfoy into a feret just like the fake moody did.
578 if he says yes, i will not ask him to turn thegirlnextdoor101 into a racoon, a naked 몰, 두더지 rat, a vole, 또는 any other rodent.
579 i will not speak out about how in-humane it is to use vanishing charms on living creatures, because im sure i willjust be told to "get off my soap box
580 to actualy make a soap box to stand on, is inappropriate.
581 the sorcerers stone is destroyed and even though they are annoying, first 년 slytherins should not be told its still down there, as they all want imortality,and the devils snare gets them every time.
582 no one at hogwarts will buy Harry's 육수, 국물 stained napkins and having proved this i will not try selling at hogsmeade either.
583 even if interested buyers like colin creevy found me at diagon ally, i shouldnt be selling harry's 육수, 국물 stained napkin.
584 it doesnt matter that he offered me 2 galleons, eleven sickles.
585 i will not use a time turner to hex Malfoy andthegirlnextdoor101 and then haveeye witness's chip in that they saw me in the place of my alaby586 i will not bring up and say its an informational website about a unique breed of diversifide creatures, 또는 insist we use the website to learn to care for them properly
587 if a teacher leaves the classroom i shall not begin to 'teach' the class
588 -even if i know what i'm doing
589 i shall not make up a new subject and declair myself as the teacher
590 -nor shall i teach that class
591 i will not tell Dumbledore that his appearance is "feeding stereotypes"
592 i will not tell that muggles aren't worth his valuable time
.593 i will not enchant 담홍색, 핑크 girly stuffed 동물 to go around hugging students i dont like in front of large crowds of people.
594 i will not tell Luna Lovegood that they are Bang Ended Scoots, and that the ministry has been breeding them tofight all who oppose them
595 i will not create a Trouble makers Hall Of Fame. As such it will not be 다음 to the portable swamp 프레드 and George set up, and won't have pictures of harry's dad and sirius. i will also not have people vote for best trouble maker of the year.
596: i will not sing songs that say draco is a dork
597: -same goes for the rest of the students at hogwarts5
98: while at this school i will behave myself as if i were a muggle
599: i am not to go in muggle territory
600: i will not make anyone nose bleed with the charm "Nose Zap"