I 사랑 Draco Malfoy so much! And we all know that he has a knack for good comebacks. So, these are some things 당신 can say 또는 do when he insults you. Let's get this list started!

1.If he calls 당신 a Mudblood, say "At least I'm no bleached blonde."
2. If he makes fun of 당신 for being bad at Quidditch, get the Snitch from right under his nose and don't let him forget it.
3. Slap him across the face.
4. Do a Moody and turn him into a ferret.
5. Turn his hair pink.
6. Call him a Daddy's boy.
7. Bewitch snowballs to constantly hit him on the back of his head.
8. Sneak a Puking Pastille into his dinner-- JUST the part that makes 당신 sick.
9. "Say that one 더 많이 time 당신 blondie, I dare you!"
10. Take him to Aragog's Hallow. See what happens.
11. Make a sympathetic face and say, "Aww, poor baby. Did 당신 run out of good insults? Maybe daddy can buy 당신 some new ones."
12. Say, Are 당신 naturally stupid? 또는 do 당신 practice?"
13. "Your insults have gotten that weak, Malfoy? 당신 father will be hearing about this, and I don't think he'll be too happy." Then exit laughing.
14. Wear an Invisibility Cloak, sneak up behind him, and whisper, "I'm coming for 당신 Draco... Beware"
15. Say, "Is that the best insult 당신 could come up with? What's wrong- forgot all the old ones? Wish 당신 had a Remembrall like Longbottom's now, don't you?"
16. MAKE HIM READ TWILIGHT! Oh, goodness, never mind, that's too cruel.
17. Transfigure him into something, carry him to the Forbidden Forest, turn him back into a human, and leave him there.
18. If he calls 당신 an insulting word, say "Oooh, Draco, sorry, but it's kind of hard to get insulted 의해 a boy who runs to his daddy to fight his battles." Then just turn and walk away.
19. "Petrificus Totalus" him, and then stomp on his nose and make it bleed.
20. Gasp and point at him, and say to someone beside you, "Did 당신 know the 가는 리본, 흰 족제비 could talk?"
21. Look confused and say, "Wait, what are 당신 doing here? Shouldn't 당신 be off at Quidditch practice with the other Slytherins?" Then watch him run off to the Quidditch pitch thinking that there's a practice that he's missing when there really isn't. (smirk)
22. "Reducto!" his wand.
23. Pants him during class.
24. Wear a Shield Hat and act like you're really mad and act like you're about to duel him. Then walk away laughing after his jinxes repeatedly bounce off of you.
25. Get him back at his own game. Say, "The dementors are coming!" and then jeer at him when he whips around to check.