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Things not to do at Hogwarts! (Well...not unless 당신 have Harry's invisibility 망토, 망 토 and the Marauders' Map 또는 당신 are 프레드 and/or George)

1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

2. Growing 마리화나 또는 hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology.

3. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.

4. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate 날짜 to the Yule Ball.

5. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told 당신 I was...