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Breaking Dawn Part One Review **Spoilers**

posted by bri-marie

Over-all, the movie wasn't that bad. It stuck very, very close to the book (like, literally taking lines straight), with the exception of one 또는 two parts, so Breaking Dawn 팬 will absolutely 사랑 it. But, even if you're like me and hated Breaking Dawn, the movie was still pretty enjoyable. Definitely not unbearable. The effects were great, the 음악 was awesome, and Kristen kicked major ass. There was humor (because Charlie was there), there was drama, and there was even an awesome fight scene. (One-and-a-half, really.)

Spoiler-y Opinions
Liked:
-The one-liners.
Charlie's...

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11 Comebacks to use when Voldemort says he's going to kill 당신

posted by KateKicksAss

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I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.

1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, 당신 got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than 당신 look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for 당신 now!!" *Prepare yourself 의해 getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did 당신 say something?"

5. "Why do you...

reasons why twilight is better the harry potter

posted by luv_warriorcatz

1. Twilight has 더 많이 deph to their plot
2. The harry potter characters are mary-sues
3. The harry potteR characters are sparkly wizards
4. The characters in twilight matured while harry potter characters didnt
5. twilight has a theme park based on them
6. smeyer created a world while j k rowling created a book
7. twilight is aimed for people of all ages while harry potter is aimed for teenage girls
8. The war in harry potter was anti-climatic
9. twilight is about 사랑 and friendship while harry potter focuses on how to get a boyfriend
10. even daniel radcliffe says that he didnt like the character he...

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Bella vs Ginny.

posted by bessmarvin1

Ginny vs Bella

I know that many of 당신 like Bella and many of 당신 hate her.But I 사랑 Ginny 더 많이 than her.In fact I hate Bella.She's such a Mary-Sue.

MY REASONS WHY BELLA SUCKS,COMPARED WITH GINNY.

Bella made us all realize that we cannot live if we do not have a man in our life.
Ginny made us realize that 당신 don't need a man in your life to live.

Bella was broken down when Edward left her.
Ginny fought for her family and 프렌즈 when Harry left her.

Bella always hurdles behind Edward when she had to face danger.
Ginny was nearly killed,but she did not back down.

Bella married just after she graduated out of school...

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How Edward got Bella pregnant. (DRAFT)

posted by youknowit101

This is just a draft. We've been working on it, but we want to see how 당신 guys react to it so far. We both plan to explain each point further, but we want to know what else 당신 guys want to see addressed.

Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a 질문 a bit 이전 asking what bothers 당신 about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.
(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if 당신 haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, 당신 probably shouldn’t read this)

First, we’ll address te...

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My sincere apologies to youknowit101 and my opinions on this entire bloody debacle

posted by Quaila

Alright, so here I am again in the 기사 section. And with the strangest topic yet.

I'm extending an apology to youknowit101 for my numerous mild to severe transgressions of civility against him. I am also apologising for losing my temper yesterday and to be honest, I don't think the evening of December 12th 2010 on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot was very enjoyable.

Now, I am going to analyse this bloody debacle from start to current, and give 당신 my opinions afterwards.
I first encountered cassie-1-2-3 when someone worshipping the Holy Potatoe as a running gag told me she had levied "blasphemy"...

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상단, 맨 위로 5 Reasons 당신 Should HATE Twilight!

posted by Ms_Mea

This 기사 isn't mine, this is just an 기사 I found on cracked.com (one of the best sites ever!). I agree with most of it, and on that note remember this is opion based, not fact. This is...*drumroll* if 당신 don't hate Twilight already, why 당신 SHOULD hate Twilight!

Click here to check out the article:
link

Enjoy, and no getting pissy (that's right I'm talking to 당신 Twilight 팬 girls) if you're going to post, DON'T POST unless 당신 write something I can understand. For example, THIS is something I can't understand:
omg liek edward iz liek sooo hawt an like sexxii an liek OMG umminess an u hateur iz liek tttly stoopid an homo an--
It's hurts too much to even finish the example! Anyway, again no haters and enjoy!

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Harry Potter Vs. Twilight. Why compare?

posted by LoveforSeverus

"Why compare Harry Potter and Twilight? Why would 당신 compare such different things?" are two 질문 this spot has come across often. And to be honest, it irritates the living crap out of me when people ask this.
The media plays a role in things and this 토론 is no different. On the cover of Breaking Dawn there is a quote from USA Today saying "Move over Harry Potter".(Newsflash, we're not going anywhere) Now, don't tell me that doesn't anger you/ 당신 wouldn't feel angry if 당신 were a Harry Potter fan. "Stephanie Meyer is the new J.K.Rowling." It really pisses me off when people say this...

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How I Have Become a Twilight Hater

posted by ilovereading

Like a lot of other Antis, I was at first a Twilight fan.

I got into 읽기 when I was 8 years old. First real book I have read was Harry Potter. Since than, I have read loads of fiction - romance, science fiction, fantasy, historical novels...
I liked some of them and disleked others. With years, I learnd to tell why and found my favorites - 판타지 novels.

My friend heard of upcoming Twilight movie, so she decided to read it. She recomended the book to me, so I said: "Heck, why not, it sounds interesing." I borrowed it from school 도서관, 라이브러리 and read it. I admit, I thought it was great, and I...

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What's Wrong With Twilight Part 1: New Moon Review

posted by LilysLittleTwin

New Moon Review

“…she [Stephanie Meyer] can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good…” ~ Stephen King

And frankly, I agree. Stephanie Meyer, author of the Twilight series, has gotten her share of criticism, but also many undeserved raving fans. I’m going to take a closer look at her 초 book in this series, New Moon.
New Moon Is quite possibly the just all-around worst book in the series, and I will tell 당신 why.

One, Edward leaves Bella, and she turns into a zombie-like wreck. She abandons all of her friends, instead focusing what little personality she has on hatred for Edward...

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Finding Twilight a Theme Song

posted by siriuslyawesome

A little play.

(setting-a stage. Creepy smoke rolls on ground, odd blue lighting. Edward stands looking at 벽 and thinking)
Edward:Hmmm...
Harry:Hey Edward! What's going on?
(Edward ignores him)
Harry:Is something wrong? Is Bella being a pain or...
Bella: (runs in) WHY ARE 당신 MAKING EDWARD UPSET?
Harry:I'm not trying to-
(Hermione runs in, panting)
Hermione: I heard yelling-what's going on?
Bella: Harry's making Eddieward mad.
Harry:I just asked if he was okay-
Bella:AND THAT MADE HIM UPSET!
Hermione: Bella, calm down.
Bella: DON"T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN 당신 CALM DOWN!!!!!!
Hermione: That's...

i can't.. i.. i just CAN'T!!! it's 2 hard! HELP ME HP FANS!!!!

posted by 555YJ

ok pple tell me REALLY what u think
i'm a MAJOR harry potter 팬 and i read all the booksmore than 5 times in english and in french and watched all the movies... i swear like 더 많이 than a HUNDRED times... exept one book ....
i was in 사랑 with HP 4 really long and the idea of it to end and the fact that 프레드 and 더 많이 characters that i 사랑 will die KILLED ME!!! i 사랑 sirius SOOOOOOO much.. and 프레드 2 and when dumbledore and sirius died i was DEVISTADED!!! i couldn't stop crying for a 월 for both of them!!!!
and when the last book was published i bought it in both languages the first 일 (btw...

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Harry Potter and Twilight love? OMG!!

posted by KatiiCullen94

To a Twilight vampire!
Bonnie Wright, the British actress who plays Ginny Weasley in the Harry Potter films, is set to tie the knot with her actor beau Jamie Campbell Bower (Cauis from New Moon).

The 19-year-old was spotted showing off her "glittering engagement ring" to fellow guests at a Gucci party last night, according to reports.

As well as playing a vampire in New Moon, 21-year-old Jamie will co-star with Bonnie as the wizard Gellert Grindelwald in the final Harry Potter film, Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows.

The couple met only a few months 이전 and Bonnie recently gushed in an interview, "We just really clicked straight away. He's a great guy, and we just enjoy spending time together... He's really lovely. Everything is going great."

FOR A 초 THERE I DIDDNT THINK IT WAS EVER POSSIBLE!

Kristen Stewart with a porn 별, 스타

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Funny Malfoy

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Harry Potter characters

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Feeling Ill (Hermione+Snape) fanfiction part 3

posted by ImBooOK

SNAPES POV

"Severus, your not eating again...you know thats bad for you" Dumbledore said lifting his goblet. I sighed. Duh i know it is...that is why i was not eating. As people may know, my look matches my attitude...black, unemotional, and 더 많이 black. I nodded to the old man and looked away. Glancing to the one table, where the famous trio ate, i spotted the girl of the bunch lay her head down at the table. Not one bite was taken of her meal, and she held her stomach with a free hand. Potter patted her back and said some things to her, while the Weasly boy chewed on his chicken like it was...