Harry potter reborn 인형

I made a list of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If 당신 can give explanation answering the 질문 ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky 질문 because there are a lot of 기사 about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter 팬 respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell 당신 which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.





1.    Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...

95 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks
Opinion 의해 BedIntruder 게시됨 4 hours 이전


1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides 의해 calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies 의해 글쓰기 about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The 책 aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken 의해 the end of the...

(i have edited this 기사 so there r no spelling mistakes :) )

Hello everyone, today I'm going to tell 당신 why Twilight is a BILLION times better than the Harry Potter. Here are some reasons.

1. First, they are no swear words!! I mean I heard in Hp they is swearing, like "h*ll" and "b*tch" I mean little kids are 읽기 that!! Like 7 and 8 years olds!! It's crazy!!!111 In Twilight, there is no swearing beacuse it is a child 안전한, 안전 book :)

2. HP is for kids only!! I mean Twilight is for all ages!!! I haven't read HP but I know only little kids read it!! Twilight is for everyone, my 10 년 old...

link


116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that 당신 arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and 당신 will 사랑 it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to 당신 that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe 당신 didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. 또는 maybe 당신 didnt read...

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But 당신 get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her 프렌즈 - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was 읽기 a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an 사과, 애플 on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

I discovered these song spoofs in my 글쓰기 folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with 당신 guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella 의해 Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until 당신 agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn 당신 into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told 당신 I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, 당신 crazy witch
Now it's raining 더 많이 than ever
But we’re...

here is the website:

link

1. he/she just said "its not" (completley agree with them)
1 1/2. (y is there a half?) the person just said that its not.
2. i dont think that many ppl can relate 2 twilight b/c we aren't that obessissive to jump off a cliff 또는 hurt ourselves 4 r sweeties (at least i hope not), i dont feel any emotion at all and i certaintley don't want 2 b bella. Harry Potter has a story 2 and it's better. (response to "It's as if u hav a story")When I read Harry Potter, I feel as if I understand him better then bella because he goes through a lot 더 많이 then bella.
2. (i think its unfair...

Well I've been 글쓰기 a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight 의해 just "letting her characters handle the plot". There 의해 making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write 팬 fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good 팬 fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie 당신 want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

First, let me get this straight: I'm not a 팬 of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

You see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for 인기 아이콘 like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, 당신 might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When 당신 turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable,...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a list of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced 의해 Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two 책 sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, 당신 see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The 초 features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

My cousin says we, Harry Potter 팬 are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER 기사 HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
46 분 이전 via Plurk · 코멘트 · Like · View 코멘트 on Plurk

** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
41 분 이전 ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
33 분 이전 ·

** ******: duh! nonsense!
23 분 이전 ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores 당신 또는 is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in 사랑 with 당신 — and 당신 are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells 당신 to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the 사랑 of your life. 당신 should stay with him since he will keep 당신 안전한, 안전 forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell 당신 that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When 읽기 them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

Okay sorry Twilikers. But 당신 need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a 사랑 story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the 책 옮기기 on. And have 당신 seen all the different...