해리 포터 대 트와일라잇 1000 Reasons Why Harry Potter Is Better Than Twilight

lauracullen66 posted on Aug 27, 2009 at 01:29PM
just start at one and see if you can get 1000

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over a year ago GemonkDruid said…
mischievous
Yes! That one. And he starred in Bones.
over a year ago mooimafish17 said…
A British people are born with this sort of......knowledge about Stephen Fry
over a year ago emilyroxx said…
Who are you talking about? I only know the names of celebrities that I really care about.
over a year ago lucius_malloy said…
Who the fuck does Cassie think she is?
over a year ago GemonkDruid said…
worried
The new Potato. :O
over a year ago mooimafish17 said…
...i care about s fry...
over a year ago mooimafish17 said…
IF harry were not the main character:


Sirius Black

1.Sirius Black and the prison fun.
2.Sirius Black and the prison fun.
3.Sirius Black and the reunited with my werewolf boyfriend.
4.Sirius Black and the playtime fun with my werewolf boyfriend.
5.Sirius Black and the who is this girl hitting on my werewolf boyfriend I should. kill her but I die have fun with my werewolf boyfriend you bitch.
6.Sirius Black and the I am dead.

Neville Longbottom

1.Neville and Being Badass.
2.Neville and Being Badass.
3.Neville and Being Badass.
4.Neville and Being Badass.
5.Neville and Being Badass.
6.Neville and Being Badass
7.Neville and Being EXTREMELY Badass.

Filch

1.Filch and the Year Hogwarts Started to go to Hell.
2.Filch and MY CAT IS PETRIFIED!
3.Filch and Nothing Significant.
4.Filch and I Hate Cleaning Up After Other Schools.
5.Filch and I Love Umbridge.
6.Filch and Umbridge Isn’t Here Anymore.
7.Filch and Half the Castle’s Destroyed, I Might As Well Quit.

Severus Snape

1.Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Quirrel .
2.Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a book.
3.Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a fucking dog.
4.Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the former rat.
5.Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Umbridge.
6.Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the other death eaters.
7.Severus Snape and the year I died trying to keep that little kid safe.

Hedwig

1.Hedwig and Fuck Yes Harry Potter Owns Me.
2.Hedwig and I’m a Fucking Owl.
3.Hedwig and I’m Still an Owl.
4.Hedwig and HERMIONE’S NOT AN OWL.
5.Hedwig and Life Is Pretty Great As An Owl.
6.Hedwig and That Pigwidgeon Is Really Starting To Annoy The Piss Out Of Me.
7.Hedwig and SHIT SHIT COCKSUCKER I’M DEAD.

Ron Weasley

1.Ron Weasley and the Fucking Three Headed Dog.
2.Ron Weasley and the Possessed Sister.
3.Ron Weasley and the Rat That Isn’t A Rat.
4.Ron Weasley and the Green Monster of Jealousy.
5.Ron Weasley and the Year of Quidditch.
6.Ron Weasley and the Girl Drama.
7.Ron Weasley and the Wooing of Hermione Granger.

Hermione Granger

1.Hermione Granger and the Levi-OH-sa.
2.Hermione Granger and the turning into a cat then getting petrified.
3.Hermione Granger and the art of overachieving.
4.Hermione Granger and the fact that boys suddenly love her.
5.Hermione Granger and bickering with Ron.
6.Hermione Granger and the Bitch named Lavender Brown.
7.Hermione Granger and the reluctant falling for Ron Weasley.

Cedric Diggory

1.Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
2.Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
3.Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
4.Cedric and That Time He Died.

Dumbledore

1.Dumbledore and the Oh Shit He’s at Hogwarts Now.
2.Dumbledore and the Oh Shit Tom Riddle’s at it Again.
3.Dumbledore and the I Am Totally Allowing Two Teenagers To Save A Convicted Murderer Even Though I Don’t Know For Sure He’s Innocent.
4.Dumbledore and the DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH?
5.Dumbledore and the Harry’s Angsty, Time to Leave Him Alone.
6.Dumbledore and the I’ll Have Secret Lessons with Harry While I Wait for My Cursed Hand to Kill Me.
7.Dumbledore and the Wait, You Guys Aren’t Supposed to Know About My Past.

Voldemort

1.Lord Voldemort and that time I picked the wrong head to chill on.
2.Lord Voldemort and that time he killed my snake.
3.Lord Voldemort and the time I was not around.
4.Lord Voldemort and that time I killed some spare.
5.Lord Voldemort and the time I hung out in the Ministry.
6.Lord Voldemort and that time that I wasn’t there but Snape Killed Dumbledore.
7.Lord Voldemort and the time he and his friends kicked my ass.

Fred and George

1.Fred and George and the time we confused our Mum.
2.Fred and George and the time we flew a car.
3.Fred and George and the time we gave Harry the Marauder’s Map.
4.Fred and George and the time we got given 1,000 galleons.
5.Fred and George and the time we owned Umbridge.
6.Fred and George and the time we opened a joke shop.
7.Fred and George and the time one of us lost an ear and the other died.

Lucius Malfoy

1.Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
2.Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
3.Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
4.Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
5.Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
6.Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
7.Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.


ME

1.Harry Potter and the year I became addicted.
2.Harry Potter and the year I discover wizard classism.
3.Harry Potter and the year I fell in love with his parents & their friends.
4.Harry Potter and the year Voldemort came back.
5.Harry Potter and the year I realize the ministry blows.
6.Harry Potter and the year I discover why nobody could just fucking kill Voldemort and be done with it.
7.Harry Potter and the year when shit got real.
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over a year ago emilyroxx said…
hmmm
I just found out that my English teacher doesn't know grammar.
over a year ago Italktosnakes said…
smile
Daniel Radcliffe wants a pet lion. He thinks it would be fantastic. :) x
over a year ago mooimafish17 said…
as do i
over a year ago lucius_malloy said…
WIN, moo :D

and how so, emily? D:
over a year ago Italktosnakes said…
smile
:O Sydney cooper wants to defeat the Potato. I vote that we all add him as a friend on Facebook, and spam his page with potato love. He needs to be told :) x
over a year ago emilyroxx said…
laugh
Lol Moo! xDDDDDDDDD
over a year ago lucius_malloy said…
"You are right. I like creating peace, but it's a lost cause because it just flips things around, but I don't mind. It gives me something to do. I already dug my own hole years ago, and it's much deeper, but thank you anyways. Perhaps I can regift it in the future."
I bet Cassie thinks she sounds really mature when she says stuff like that.
over a year ago emilyroxx said…
I wrote a memoir for English class and he gave me a C+ because apparently I have bad grammar. He told me what I did wrong and told me to correct it, but last night I was reading Harry Potter (again) and I noticed that the things that he told me were wrong JK Rowling does too; and because it's JK ROWLING I had to be right, right? So I looked up grammar rules on Google and I found out that HE WAS WRONG. So now I got a low grade on something that I did right.
over a year ago lucius_malloy said…
O_o
Show him the stuff you looked up?
over a year ago lucius_malloy said…
On my answer to her question
over a year ago emilyroxx said…
That's what I'm planning on, but I doubt that he'll change my grade.
over a year ago Ms_Mea said…
Wow what a stupid English teacher! You should show him JK Rowling's work and show him the rules and tell him he's wrong. or talk to a different English teacher and get that teacher to tell your teacher how he's wrong.
over a year ago GemonkDruid said…
Ugh. You know, Cassie hates Green Day.
over a year ago MissKnowItAll said…
^ OH NO SHE DIDN'T!

Yes, I am indeed mocking you.
over a year ago Quaila said…
mischievous
Can't I leave for two days before this place is overrun by rabid Twilight fans and bigheaded adults?
over a year ago MissKnowItAll said…
^ Evidently not. Apparantly, you're the one who keeps it all together. :)
over a year ago GemonkDruid said…
angry
YOU DARE MOCK THE POTATO DRUID?
over a year ago MissKnowItAll said…
mischievous
Yes. Yes I dare.

Wait, no I don't. Spare me, mighty Poatato Druid.
over a year ago Ms_Mea said…
Wow, Cassie's one piece of work...any one of you tell her off yet?
over a year ago Quaila said…
mischievous
*lolz* Ok, The Senate and People of Rome thus decrees:
SC01: cassie-1-2-3 is to take 48 hours of hiatus from her internet connection and take a full cup of tea once per six hours to reduce his/her hotheadedness.

SC02: There will be no vulgar nominations of vaginas to Fan of the Month. Neither will Edward Cullens or Jacob Blacks or any other fictional characters who does not own one validated and confirmed fanpop account be nominated, on the pain of death or detention.

SC03: Nemo me impune lacessit. The one person who offends these rules will be confined to house arrest for a month and two months of detention with Dolores J. Umbridge to perform any menial or torturous tasks the High Inquisitor emeritus so desires.
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over a year ago lucius_malloy said…
I DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT O_o

I posted a huge rant (that took me 10 minutes to type out on my bloody phone) on one of Cassie's wall posts, hit refresh... and the post was gone.
How dare she vanish my genius like that?
over a year ago Quaila said…
mischievous
In response to the disturbing piece of cowardice which was presented by lucius_malloy against cassie-1-2-3.
Senatus Consultum Quarta:
cassie-1-2-3 is hereby excommunicated from the Harry Potter vs Twilight spot.
over a year ago Quaila said…
On another note...
I have this crazy fanfic idea. Involving using three of the most violent poisons know to muggles and their use on some disturbing, sadistical and pedophilial Death Eaters.
The three poisons are Strychnine, Botulism and a snake hemotoxin.
Feedback please? xD
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over a year ago Italktosnakes said…
smile
I'm liking it :) x
over a year ago Quaila said…
The snake poison is from Russel's viper...
link
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over a year ago cassie-1-2-3 said…
Please do excommunicate me. I don't need to communicate with everyone.

May I direct you to an explanation as to why your 10 minute rant has vanished? link I deleted the wall post because it was unnecessary on my part.
over a year ago Italktosnakes said…
angry
^PLEASE JUST LEAVE
I can't stand you any more. YOu may be possibly the most annoying person I have ever met. You seem to assume that you are better than everyone else, when infact you are not. If want to have intelligent conversation, then it's advisable not to go onto a fan-club where the majority of us are teenagers. Yes, we don't take ourselves to siriusly, is that such a HUGE crime? We are here to have a laugh. And to be honest, it would be a lot easier if you went to join people of you high expectations and left us lowly commoners in peace. GOODBYE D:< x
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over a year ago lucius_malloy said…
All right... This matter needs to be solved, once and for all.
Cassie, I belive I owe you an apology. I, once again, overreacted.
And yes, I saw your explanation... I was just busy reading your insanely long message, and writing an insanely long reply, which I hope should clear things up a bit.
And accio, do calm down.
over a year ago Italktosnakes said…
angry
Sorry, normally I wouldn't get so angry, but I'm really not in the mood today. People have been such dicks today, she was just the person who through me over the edge :( x
over a year ago lucius_malloy said…
big smile
Don't worry, I get it...
I'm also really, really tired. Night guys :) try not to start any major fights without me, yeah?
over a year ago Ms_Mea said…
Night malloy, don't worry no major fights :P
and cassie, please you're annoying us all. PLEASE either apologize or leave. simple as that
over a year ago Italktosnakes said…
angry
NOt on here anyway...
However, I can't promise anything on not having a major fight via testing, seeming as I am currently in an argument with a whore of a girl, and I'm ready to kill.
Grrrrrr...
over a year ago Italktosnakes said…
Hehehehe.
Okay, how can I kill someone via text? In Australia. x
over a year ago DracoLuver said…
smile
This is off-topic, but I noticed that a few other spots have live-chat. How do we create one? (Just curious)
over a year ago mooimafish17 said…
^ i dont know what that is.....link?
over a year ago Ms_Mea said…
mischievous
I have no idea what live-chat is...
hey, i just named my wii...it's name is dead-meat :D I'm about ready to throw it off a balcony right now...hehehe
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over a year ago isuper67 said…
over a year ago isuper67 said…
lolololol787987 is always forging absurd things on link
over a year ago DracoLuver said…
@moo - I'm afraid I don't have a link! Just forget it, haha.

@mea - Dead-meat? Very ... creative. I just named mine, "Wii." I got it like two years ago. Unique, huh? ;]
over a year ago mooimafish17 said…
I think i can smell troll!
over a year ago DracoLuver said…
Isuper? What the heck is roblox? I know better than to click on the link, though.
over a year ago mooimafish17 said…
Its one o'clock in the fucking morning and im still doing my chemistry homework. with a psychology essay after this! FML!
over a year ago Ms_Mea said…
Jeez I'm sorry for you moo...I'm watching Monty Python lol God i love it :P