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posted by GemonkDruid
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A/N: I just thought it would be an interesting subject, 당신 know? And before 당신 do anything, just to let 당신 know, I FAIL at characterisation. So don't go all batshit on me if I get Hermione 또는 anyone else wrong, 'kay?

Today, on the 17th of October, the court session for the famous "Meyer Case" was initiated. Stephenie Meyer, founder of Twilight, inc., the billion-dollar advertising company, was arrested on several charges, including: allegations of fraud charged 의해 worldwide companies Feminism, inc., 3D pwns 2D, and Literature n Books; the murder of various brain cells; abuse and rape of thesarus,...
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Credit: mugglenet.com
I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.



1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, 당신 got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than 당신 look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for 당신 now!!" *Prepare yourself 의해 getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did 당신 say something?"

5. "Why do you...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
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Disclaimer:
The 기사 is not mine I only used it cause everyone has always wrote 기사 aganist Twilight how about Harry Potter now
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I finished 읽기 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows a couple of days back. In my view, the book is much 더 많이 tightly written than the last two books. And that itself is a relief. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley are much better etched out in Deathly Hallows, and there are quite a bit of surprises, disappointments, revelations.

But when someone asked me today what I thought about it, I replied,...
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posted by GoodPunchMione
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I honestly don't hate, dislike, like 또는 사랑 Twilight. It's just neutral with me. I never really had any problem with it until I saw an 기사 saying that Harry Potter copied Twilight. The person who wrote it also went so far as to say that J.K. Rowling is ugly and that Stephenie Meyer is the pretty one. It just irked me, because the looks don't even matter (they're both equal too) and it's not a valid point.

She said something about Sirius Black being copied from Jacob Black - who is commonly described as a big 늑대 in his werewolf form. And Sirius (she spelled it as 'Serious'. I laughed...
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posted by sharon-sel
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아바타 is the highest-grossing film of all-time, with a global gross of almost $2.8 billion, and ten films have grossed in excess of $1 billion. All the films presented here have had a theatrical run in the last twenty years, and films that have not played during this period do not appear in the chart due to ticket-price inflation, population size and ticket purchasing trends not being considered. Gone with the Wind—first released in 1939—has earned $3.3 billion globally when adjusted to contemporary prices, making it the best all-time performer at the box office.[10] The most represented...
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posted by DracoLuver
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Hiya everyone! I saw this on the LOTR section and I thought, "Hm, this sounds like fun." I don't have much knowledge on LOTR (although I'm 읽기 the books, it's taking some time to digest) so I thought it would be equally as fun as making an HP 또는 Twilight character so I decided to make this. Okay, so answer these 질문 and you'll have a character:
Name:
Age:
Parents:
Appearance:
Likes:
Dislikes:
Personality Flaws:
Good traits:
Hobbies:
Talents:

For Harry Potter:

Wand:
Backstory:
House:
Bestfriends:
Enemies:
People he/she hates:
People he/she admires:
Favorite Teacher/Class
Hated Teacher/Class
Favorite...
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초 part of my review on both of the 책 this fanspot is about.

Despite most arguments on how different both series are, they do have many shocking resemblances, specially in the bad message part. I hope that after 읽기 both of this, 다음 time a fanpick 질문 of "Which is best" pops up, 당신 take a 분 to consider your answer.

1. If 당신 have 프렌즈 또는 people that care about you, there's no need for 당신 to have skills. Just let them sacrifice themselves.
Explanation: Harry Potter prevails against all perils not because he is a skillful wizard 또는 because he is smart. He prevails because...
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Credit: f***yeahslytherin.tumblr.com
I found these fascinating, thought 당신 guys might too, :)


Bellatrix - “Bella” is a construct of the word “bellum” meaning “war” and “trix” refers to “a woman in power.” Bellatrix is therefore known as the “Female Warrior” and is also the pale yellow 별, 스타 indicating the left shoulder of the constellation Orion, the Great Hunter.

Blaise - Blaise was the teacher of Merlin. From the Roman name Blasius, which means “lisping.” From the Latin “blaesus.” A famous bearer was Blaise Pascal, a French mathematician and philosopher.

Draco...
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posted by HaleyDewit
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Chapter 1 part 1
It was 8.30 am. A 17 년 old girl lay asleep in her bed, a naughty smile on her face. She was obviously dreaming. She put her arms around her 베개 like she was embracing it. She could dream on forever. But unfortunately…
“Isabella Swan, if 당신 wish to be on that plane in time, 당신 better get your pretty 나귀, 엉덩이 out of your 침대 right now!” a female voice shouted from downstairs.
Bella groaned and with her head half underneath the sheets she touched for the alarm clock. She opened her eyes a little a checked the hour. The knowledge she gained, made her eyes almost fall out...
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The plain text is a copy/past of link.
The bold text is my own add ins to relate the situations to Bella and Edward


사랑 is a tricky emotion. There are some things that feel like 사랑 but they are much too superficial to be the real thing. Real 사랑 takes time and doesn't happen overnight. Here are three things that people often confuse for love.

I don’t personally believe that 사랑 can really be defined 의해 anyone, but oh well. People like to try new things.

Lust A.k.a, Twilight


Lust is the feeling that is often mistaken for 사랑 at first sight. Lust is an intense and sudden attraction to somebody...
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posted by Aquilia
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Oh do 당신 not see, the language so cruciated,
의해 your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do 당신 believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then 당신 are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.

Don't 당신 see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do 당신 not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope 당신 hear, I must hope 당신 see.
But I think, 당신 only see your vanity.

Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...

Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid 팬 in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...

Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
posted by Ravenclaw2001
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Let's just get this straight before 당신 go harping on my 기사 because I'm a Twitard. Because I'm not. I'm just getting a little sick of Bella 백조 being called "too perfect". She's perfect about to the extent that I am a Twilight fan. Which is to say, not at all.


OK, Let me tell 당신 a story about a REAL Mary-Sue.

Once upon a time, there was a girl named 아나스타샤 B. Ana was in 6th grade, she was tiny for the age of ten (she skipped kindergarten), she was absolutely adorable, and she was in Gifted and 7th grade math. Boys all loved her, and she could crochet, knit, and she had perfect handwriting....
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I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but 더 많이 often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would 뱀파이어 go to high school?”, 또는 “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, 또는 can be logically theorized. These are usually followed 의해 “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, 또는 “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, 또는 my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...
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Whoa. Its the final battle already? It seems like this all started a week ago....which it did....so...yeah.
NOTE: I am a Twilight fan, so do not suggest that I think all Twilight 팬 are crazy. I also think HP is better than Twilight, though. Just a little.
NOTE:I like HP and T, I am not trying to make fun of either, I'm just having fun with some of the ideas.
NOTE: okay, I'm just putting this note in to build suspense.
NOTE: This is it. The big one. The end. The last one. The one and only. The awesome one. The one that is the end. The climatic one. The one that, if 당신 do not read, will send...
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posted by snuggles123
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twilight and harry potter do not mix im sorry people but know twilightbis the classic romance between a human/bella and vampire/Edward
and harry potter is a action fighting movie so im am truly sorry i am a twilight crazzy if 당신 want to know 더 많이 go onto my page and right good/bad comments
as usly i finish my 기사 with a song so here it gose
toxic song britny spears

Baby, can't 당신 see
I'm calling
A guy like 당신 should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm falling

There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous
I'm loving it

Too high
Can't come down
Losin' my head...
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posted by KateKicksAss
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One thing I've noticed in general is that anti's tend to make a pretty big deal out of the Twilight 뱀파이어 sparkling. I've seen people saying things like real 뱀파이어 don't sparkle, 뱀파이어 not sparkling was a fact, and that it was gay of them to sparkle. Okay, of ALL the things to criticize in Twilight, people are going after the SPARKLING? Seriously?

First off, at least where I'm from, calling something “gay” as an insult is considered really rude and distasteful. Besides being rude and homophobic, it's also generalizing and stereotyping. Just because something sparkles doesn't make...
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posted by theblondegirl
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Forget about vampires. Forget about werewolves.

How funny and bizarre would these scenarios be if your boyfriend would act like this?

Enjoy!

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You: "I'm going to go hang out with [insert best friend's name here], see 당신 tonight!"
Ideal Man: "No you're not."
You:"....? Of course I will."
Ideal Man: "You might get into an argument with [insert friend's name here] and s/he might stab 당신 with a knife. At least let me come hang out outside of his/her house and oogle through the window to make sure you're safe."
You:"Why the hell would they stab me??"
Ideal Man: "I don't trust him/her."
You: Oh for f.......
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posted by DivyaHarry
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I'll tell 당신 my story. I 사랑 Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one 일 my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.

I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take 연기 lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the 책 and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).

All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that said 'Move over Harry Potter'. I 로스트 my remaining...
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posted by TeamSiriusBlack
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I did not write this!

Things not to do at Hogwarts! (Well...not unless 당신 have Harry's invisibility 망토, 망 토 and the Marauders' Map 또는 당신 are 프레드 and/or George)

1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

2. Growing 마리화나 또는 hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology.

3. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.

4. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate 날짜 to the Yule Ball.

5. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told 당신 I was...
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I made a list of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If 당신 can give explanation answering the 질문 ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky 질문 because there are a lot of 기사 about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter 팬 respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell 당신 which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.





1.    Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...
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