The Cullens are weird. Not in a vampiric sense but in common sense. They are trying to stay camouflaged but they keep failing. Lets review, shall we?
1. They go to high school over and over again. They try to blend in with the other non-sparkly, non-Adonis(y), non-vampiry and nonsensical humans. Aside from this, they pout in the cafeteria during lunch hour. Why? They could just eat their lunch elsewhere. They don't eat, so it's unlikely that no one has noticed them not eating.
2. High school is a crowded place. People keep bumping into each other at some point. Let's say the Cullens are very careful to stay away from people but the other way round doesn't hold good. People who aren't Mary-Sues are also clumsy. Anyone who bumps into them will feel their cold skin. How do they manage to keep an entire school of clumsy teenagers at bay?
3. Carlisle Cullen is a doctor. How does he treat patients without touching them? Do patients not notice that their doctor feels like a 겨울왕국 turkey while treating them?
4. The Cullens follow the "If 당신 got it, flaunt it" rule. Shiny Volvos anyone? When everyone is crawling on in their 'trucks' the Cullens need high-speed Volvos. They could have bought a station wagon and merged with their peers.
5. The Cullens live in a glass house in the woods. Don't people occassionally stumble upon it? [This is before Bella 백조 came fawning over Edward].
6. Elizabeth Taylor had 제비꽃, 바이올렛 eyes; she became a superstar. The Cullens have yellow eyes due to they vampire-vegetarianism. They are immensly good-looking. So wouldn't they be recognised for this and be flooded with 질문 and suspicions? Though not stardom, a good number of people must have noticed this weird feature and researched the same 또는 atleast had the sense to ask them about it.
It seems that the author tried to make Bella 백조 intelligent and deductive 의해 making everyone else dumb. Being as old as they are the Cullens should have been intelligent as well. This is not the case. What is the point in trying to be discreet when all they are doing is making themselves stand out?
1. They go to high school over and over again. They try to blend in with the other non-sparkly, non-Adonis(y), non-vampiry and nonsensical humans. Aside from this, they pout in the cafeteria during lunch hour. Why? They could just eat their lunch elsewhere. They don't eat, so it's unlikely that no one has noticed them not eating.
2. High school is a crowded place. People keep bumping into each other at some point. Let's say the Cullens are very careful to stay away from people but the other way round doesn't hold good. People who aren't Mary-Sues are also clumsy. Anyone who bumps into them will feel their cold skin. How do they manage to keep an entire school of clumsy teenagers at bay?
3. Carlisle Cullen is a doctor. How does he treat patients without touching them? Do patients not notice that their doctor feels like a 겨울왕국 turkey while treating them?
4. The Cullens follow the "If 당신 got it, flaunt it" rule. Shiny Volvos anyone? When everyone is crawling on in their 'trucks' the Cullens need high-speed Volvos. They could have bought a station wagon and merged with their peers.
5. The Cullens live in a glass house in the woods. Don't people occassionally stumble upon it? [This is before Bella 백조 came fawning over Edward].
6. Elizabeth Taylor had 제비꽃, 바이올렛 eyes; she became a superstar. The Cullens have yellow eyes due to they vampire-vegetarianism. They are immensly good-looking. So wouldn't they be recognised for this and be flooded with 질문 and suspicions? Though not stardom, a good number of people must have noticed this weird feature and researched the same 또는 atleast had the sense to ask them about it.
It seems that the author tried to make Bella 백조 intelligent and deductive 의해 making everyone else dumb. Being as old as they are the Cullens should have been intelligent as well. This is not the case. What is the point in trying to be discreet when all they are doing is making themselves stand out?
(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do 당신 guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have 당신 read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t 당신 just 사랑 them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are 당신 f***ing serious?! These are the best 책 ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite 당신 and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”
were are 당신 harry asked ron over here can't 당신 see me am right in front of you.
no i cant see 당신 it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.
hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for 당신 can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry
boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark
look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.
ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is
no am not but am in 사랑 with a human girl
harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly
and that's the end of this fine story
no i cant see 당신 it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.
hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for 당신 can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry
boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark
look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.
ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is
no am not but am in 사랑 with a human girl
harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly
and that's the end of this fine story