Credit: Me Myself and I
1. 당신 throw away all of your hairbrushes.
2. 당신 wear at least some black every day.
3. 당신 rip your clothes on purpose.
4. 당신 call people 당신 don't like "filthy mudbloods".
5. 당신 yell "CRUCIO!" at people when 당신 get mad.
6. 당신 carry knives on your person
7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.
8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" 또는 an "L", 당신 accidentally type out a Bellatrix 또는 a Lestrange instead.
9. 당신 think her birthday should be declared a national holiday.
10. Whenever 당신 mention her, your 프렌즈 roll their eyes and shake their heads.
11. 당신 call your 가장 좋아하는 teacher Voldemort.
12. 당신 constantly discuss your theories as to why Bellatrix Lestrange isn't really dead.
13. Whenever someone brings up other Harry Potter characters, 당신 get confused and ask "Wait, who are they again and are 당신 sure they were in that movie Bellatrix Lestrange and the Order of the Phoenix/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Half-Blood Prince/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Deathly Hallows?"
14. 당신 faint in shock whenever people ask "Who's Bellatrix Lestrange?".
15. 당신 write excessive amounts of fanmail to Bellatrix, then try to Crucio the postman when he tells 당신 he can't deliver it.
16. 당신 jump every time 당신 hear the word "strange" in case someone was talking about Bellatrix.
17. Your 모토 is "Sanity is Overrated".
18. 당신 name 또는 plan to name one of your kids Bellatrix.
19. 당신 suddenly think that it would be cool to go to jail.
20. 당신 get in trouble for carving words onto other peoples arms when 당신 get mad.
21. 당신 lock a golden cup into your safety deposit box and tell everyone you've got something 상단, 맨 위로 secret in your vault.
22. 당신 accidentally call your best friend Narcissa all the time.
23. 당신 have so many Bellatrix pictures and posters in your room that 당신 can't even see the walls anymore.
24. Whenever someone says the word "serious", 당신 jump and exclaim that 당신 already killed Sirius.
25. 당신 call people with red hair blood traitors, no matter who they are.
26. 당신 get mad when people tell 당신 that you're in perfect mental health.
