Alright like always fellow fans, here goes nothing!
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Kayla snuck downstairs as she heard the oh-so-familiar moans coming from her parents bedroom. The fact that she had had the birds and the bees talk when she was 6 helped alot on those nights. Which was usually everynight.
She had her heels off, afraid that they would make noise as she tried sneeking out of their penthouse. She was still grounded and it was Friday night. Leo Clark waited in the lobby.
"Hey Clark." Kayla said as she declared her mission accomplished when the elevator doors opened and a moment passed with no one looking at her twice. She always used his last name. Leo was too weird for her to say. Clark &+ Kayla sounded better.
"Hey Kay. 당신 look fantastic! Are 당신 ready?" he said whispering and slipping his arm around her waist as they walked out. She had remembered telling him to whisper. Just in case.
It was 11 o clock at night &+ her &+ Clark were going to a party that Alison Archibald was having. Ali was of course Kay's frenemy. If Allison's mother Serena 봉고차, 반 der Woodsen and Kay's mother Blair Waldorf were frenemies it was just social law that they were too.
Kayla was wearing a strapless plain red dress with a light black sweater black heels and a black clutch. Her dark red lipstick made her look a couple years older. Instead of 14 she looked 16 또는 maybe even 17. She loved that fact.
As her and Clark walked into the loft of Nathaniel Archibald and Serena 봉고차, 반 der Woodsen, she heard a cell phone camera click and noticed she was being photographed 의해 a sophomore. Kay being a freshman she didnt know how to react. It wasnt her first time being taken for a pic on Gossip Girl but knowing what happened last time she really wished it was her last time.
"Hey Kay!" Ali's familiar voice rang out from over the music. "Hey Ali." she said. "Leo!" she air kissed him as she pulled Kay away for a brief moment. "Your going out with Leo?" Ali asked in her bedroom. "Well I guess. Did I tell you? Im grounded. Two months this time. For that stupid 음식 fight I started. I had to sneak out! Ehh. Is she here?" Kay said quickly. Ali knew EXACTLY who "she" was. "Lucy? Hell yeah. I invited her just for 당신 to torture. But lets go have fun!" Ali pulled her 의해 the wrist back to her 날짜 and told her she'd see her around.
Two hours later and the party was wild and crazy:
-Ali was drunk &+ having sex with a 16 년 old friend of her brothers.
- Kay and Clark had their tongues down each others throat.
-Lucy Yuki was offically ruined 의해 Kay.
-Gossip Girl was highly informed because there was cell camera's flashing every second.
-Nate &+ Serena were coming 집 soon and Ali forgot.
-Chuck and Blair werent stupid. They knew Ali was having a party and they knew Kayla was going with Leo and they knew she snuck out and they were on their way.
But no one knew that.
"Okay, okay!" screamed Kayla as someone turned down the music. "Since your hostess is busy right now. I feel like making this 더 많이 interesting! Let's play a game!" Kayla described the drinking game to everyone at the party. The 더 많이 shots 당신 can take the 더 많이 money 당신 win. But if 당신 throw up 또는 quit 당신 lose.
A half an 시간 later. Everyone was soo drunk that most people were either passed out, throwing up, 또는 dancing like maniacs. Ali came out of her bedroom in a tank 상단, 맨 위로 and her underwear. But everyone was too drunk to notice.
But in the 다음 moment all their lives basically ended. Nate, Serena, Chuck, and Blair walked in. The Archibalds were expecting to find their two "saints" of children tucked in 침대 with a clean house but dirty bowls of ice cream in the sink and horror DVD's splattered all over the living room. But the Basses new way better. But both expectations were shot to hell with what they saw.
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The 다음 morning, Kayla was trying to sleep despite her massive headache, 사워, 사 우 어 taste in her mouth, and an uncontrollable erge to throw up. But she failed. Everyone's parents who had attended the party were aware of what happened. Nate and Serena knew that Ali wasnt a saint she was 더 많이 like a whore at 14. Brandon wasnt an idol of a big brother he was just the one who talked Ali into the booze and the drugs. But Chuck and Blair were actually 더 많이 surprised than they thought they would be.
"Listen to me and 당신 listen DAMN good. 당신 will be escorted to and from school every day. Every night starting at 9pm your room will be guarded 의해 a professional body guard. If 당신 are to even think about sneaking out he will be two steps ahead of you. 당신 are to eat two meals a 일 with no snacks. No TV. No computer. No cell phone. No iPod. If and when we are not 집 Mr. Manuel your new body guard will be with you. He is our eyes and ears. Oh and most importantly NO FUN." Kayla's mother finished. Chuck sat standing in back of the chair his wife was so madly sitting at. He thought those conditions were a little TOO much but he planned to discuss that with her later. Kayla sat with her head down. She knew she had down wrong. She understood that. She should have just obeyed her parents and this wouldnt have happened. But all she could think about was how she was going to be able to take down Gossip Girl with no electronic devices. And a body guard? Come on! How is this even possible? "If your behavior is good for the first 월 I will consider removing Manuel and extending your every 일 curfew to 10pm. BUT thats only with absolute PERFECT behavior." Blair finished again. She took one 더 많이 look at her daughter then moved her gaze to Chuck. They silently gave each other looks. This is how they conversed mostly. They're synched in the head remember? "Charles! How can 당신 think that?" Blair said shocked. "Blair. Come on! A body guard? Baby, this isnt the way to do things!" he said.
-Thank you, Dad!
Kayla thought.
"And how do 당신 suggest doing things? Praising her? Chuck. Be serious." she said. "NO. Not so much praising. And I AM being serious. Just remove Manuel and let her eat when she wants and thats what I would do." he said with a wink.
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Thanks to her father Manuel was removed. And she was eating when she wanted too. But it took two days with Manuel for Chuck to convince Blair to remove him. He wasnt actually half bad. He was 22 and really handsome and had a huge sense of humor. Kayla was actually disapointed to have him removed. But it was easier without him of course. Her plan to destory Gossip Girl was officially in effect. Thank God her parents were who they were 또는 she would have NO where to start.
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"Hey Baby!" Chuck walked in the door, 키싱 his wife but still on the phone. "Hey." she said returning his kiss. "I have been thinking. Maybe we should have a party here. To help business 당신 know? 베이스 Inc. could do with some 더 많이 clients. And my new perfume line could use a partner." she said flipping through a catalogue. He hung up the phone and sat 다음 to her on the sofa. He put his arm around her and she leaned her head into his chest. He started stroking her dark brown locks. "Well, I was a little jealous when I saw Ali's party. Did we have parties like then in High School? I dont even remember." he said kinda off topic. "Chuck. Of course we did. Remember when I got jealous of 당신 and Vanessa? 또는 the Snowflake Ball? And of course Nate's annual graduation parties? God, we were basically worse." Blair said yawning. She had a long week. "Yeah, true. A party would be nice. What's your new perfume going to be called?" he asked gently. "I dont know yet. I was thinking..." she was cut off. "Mom, Dad. I need your help." Kay said walking in the room. "I need all 3 of our heads for this one!" she said with the Chuck smirk and Blair's bitchy eyes.
Chuck and Blair looked at each other as if to say "Why not?". "What is it?" they both said together aloud.
"Glad 당신 asked." Kayla said sitting across from them.
A major scheme was in the works.
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TO BE CONTINUED...
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Kayla snuck downstairs as she heard the oh-so-familiar moans coming from her parents bedroom. The fact that she had had the birds and the bees talk when she was 6 helped alot on those nights. Which was usually everynight.
She had her heels off, afraid that they would make noise as she tried sneeking out of their penthouse. She was still grounded and it was Friday night. Leo Clark waited in the lobby.
"Hey Clark." Kayla said as she declared her mission accomplished when the elevator doors opened and a moment passed with no one looking at her twice. She always used his last name. Leo was too weird for her to say. Clark &+ Kayla sounded better.
"Hey Kay. 당신 look fantastic! Are 당신 ready?" he said whispering and slipping his arm around her waist as they walked out. She had remembered telling him to whisper. Just in case.
It was 11 o clock at night &+ her &+ Clark were going to a party that Alison Archibald was having. Ali was of course Kay's frenemy. If Allison's mother Serena 봉고차, 반 der Woodsen and Kay's mother Blair Waldorf were frenemies it was just social law that they were too.
Kayla was wearing a strapless plain red dress with a light black sweater black heels and a black clutch. Her dark red lipstick made her look a couple years older. Instead of 14 she looked 16 또는 maybe even 17. She loved that fact.
As her and Clark walked into the loft of Nathaniel Archibald and Serena 봉고차, 반 der Woodsen, she heard a cell phone camera click and noticed she was being photographed 의해 a sophomore. Kay being a freshman she didnt know how to react. It wasnt her first time being taken for a pic on Gossip Girl but knowing what happened last time she really wished it was her last time.
"Hey Kay!" Ali's familiar voice rang out from over the music. "Hey Ali." she said. "Leo!" she air kissed him as she pulled Kay away for a brief moment. "Your going out with Leo?" Ali asked in her bedroom. "Well I guess. Did I tell you? Im grounded. Two months this time. For that stupid 음식 fight I started. I had to sneak out! Ehh. Is she here?" Kay said quickly. Ali knew EXACTLY who "she" was. "Lucy? Hell yeah. I invited her just for 당신 to torture. But lets go have fun!" Ali pulled her 의해 the wrist back to her 날짜 and told her she'd see her around.
Two hours later and the party was wild and crazy:
-Ali was drunk &+ having sex with a 16 년 old friend of her brothers.
- Kay and Clark had their tongues down each others throat.
-Lucy Yuki was offically ruined 의해 Kay.
-Gossip Girl was highly informed because there was cell camera's flashing every second.
-Nate &+ Serena were coming 집 soon and Ali forgot.
-Chuck and Blair werent stupid. They knew Ali was having a party and they knew Kayla was going with Leo and they knew she snuck out and they were on their way.
But no one knew that.
"Okay, okay!" screamed Kayla as someone turned down the music. "Since your hostess is busy right now. I feel like making this 더 많이 interesting! Let's play a game!" Kayla described the drinking game to everyone at the party. The 더 많이 shots 당신 can take the 더 많이 money 당신 win. But if 당신 throw up 또는 quit 당신 lose.
A half an 시간 later. Everyone was soo drunk that most people were either passed out, throwing up, 또는 dancing like maniacs. Ali came out of her bedroom in a tank 상단, 맨 위로 and her underwear. But everyone was too drunk to notice.
But in the 다음 moment all their lives basically ended. Nate, Serena, Chuck, and Blair walked in. The Archibalds were expecting to find their two "saints" of children tucked in 침대 with a clean house but dirty bowls of ice cream in the sink and horror DVD's splattered all over the living room. But the Basses new way better. But both expectations were shot to hell with what they saw.
~~~~~~~~~
The 다음 morning, Kayla was trying to sleep despite her massive headache, 사워, 사 우 어 taste in her mouth, and an uncontrollable erge to throw up. But she failed. Everyone's parents who had attended the party were aware of what happened. Nate and Serena knew that Ali wasnt a saint she was 더 많이 like a whore at 14. Brandon wasnt an idol of a big brother he was just the one who talked Ali into the booze and the drugs. But Chuck and Blair were actually 더 많이 surprised than they thought they would be.
"Listen to me and 당신 listen DAMN good. 당신 will be escorted to and from school every day. Every night starting at 9pm your room will be guarded 의해 a professional body guard. If 당신 are to even think about sneaking out he will be two steps ahead of you. 당신 are to eat two meals a 일 with no snacks. No TV. No computer. No cell phone. No iPod. If and when we are not 집 Mr. Manuel your new body guard will be with you. He is our eyes and ears. Oh and most importantly NO FUN." Kayla's mother finished. Chuck sat standing in back of the chair his wife was so madly sitting at. He thought those conditions were a little TOO much but he planned to discuss that with her later. Kayla sat with her head down. She knew she had down wrong. She understood that. She should have just obeyed her parents and this wouldnt have happened. But all she could think about was how she was going to be able to take down Gossip Girl with no electronic devices. And a body guard? Come on! How is this even possible? "If your behavior is good for the first 월 I will consider removing Manuel and extending your every 일 curfew to 10pm. BUT thats only with absolute PERFECT behavior." Blair finished again. She took one 더 많이 look at her daughter then moved her gaze to Chuck. They silently gave each other looks. This is how they conversed mostly. They're synched in the head remember? "Charles! How can 당신 think that?" Blair said shocked. "Blair. Come on! A body guard? Baby, this isnt the way to do things!" he said.
-Thank you, Dad!
Kayla thought.
"And how do 당신 suggest doing things? Praising her? Chuck. Be serious." she said. "NO. Not so much praising. And I AM being serious. Just remove Manuel and let her eat when she wants and thats what I would do." he said with a wink.
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Thanks to her father Manuel was removed. And she was eating when she wanted too. But it took two days with Manuel for Chuck to convince Blair to remove him. He wasnt actually half bad. He was 22 and really handsome and had a huge sense of humor. Kayla was actually disapointed to have him removed. But it was easier without him of course. Her plan to destory Gossip Girl was officially in effect. Thank God her parents were who they were 또는 she would have NO where to start.
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"Hey Baby!" Chuck walked in the door, 키싱 his wife but still on the phone. "Hey." she said returning his kiss. "I have been thinking. Maybe we should have a party here. To help business 당신 know? 베이스 Inc. could do with some 더 많이 clients. And my new perfume line could use a partner." she said flipping through a catalogue. He hung up the phone and sat 다음 to her on the sofa. He put his arm around her and she leaned her head into his chest. He started stroking her dark brown locks. "Well, I was a little jealous when I saw Ali's party. Did we have parties like then in High School? I dont even remember." he said kinda off topic. "Chuck. Of course we did. Remember when I got jealous of 당신 and Vanessa? 또는 the Snowflake Ball? And of course Nate's annual graduation parties? God, we were basically worse." Blair said yawning. She had a long week. "Yeah, true. A party would be nice. What's your new perfume going to be called?" he asked gently. "I dont know yet. I was thinking..." she was cut off. "Mom, Dad. I need your help." Kay said walking in the room. "I need all 3 of our heads for this one!" she said with the Chuck smirk and Blair's bitchy eyes.
Chuck and Blair looked at each other as if to say "Why not?". "What is it?" they both said together aloud.
"Glad 당신 asked." Kayla said sitting across from them.
A major scheme was in the works.
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TO BE CONTINUED...
Hilary Duff has left the building. The actress has concluded her run on Gossip Girl as Olivia Burke and there are no plans for her to come back this season.
That much was kind of expected after this week's episode and the aftermath of the now-infamous threesome. Olivia doubted Dan's feelings for her and left NYU.
But here's some other couples scoop E! Online just unearthed:
* Dan and Vanessa, as foreshadowed in "The Last Days of Disco Stick," are most definitely on. They will be getting together this season.
* Ditto Nate and Serena, who will become a bona fide couple.
* Rufus and Lily will have a major problem (Serena's father).
* Chuck and Blair will be going strong.
That much was kind of expected after this week's episode and the aftermath of the now-infamous threesome. Olivia doubted Dan's feelings for her and left NYU.
But here's some other couples scoop E! Online just unearthed:
* Dan and Vanessa, as foreshadowed in "The Last Days of Disco Stick," are most definitely on. They will be getting together this season.
* Ditto Nate and Serena, who will become a bona fide couple.
* Rufus and Lily will have a major problem (Serena's father).
* Chuck and Blair will be going strong.
Well, at least regarding what it says about a person: “What a woman wears says a whole lot about her confidence,” Penn tells Cosmopolitan.
Penn includes sweater dresses and V-necks amongst his 가장 좋아하는 items to see on any woman: "A sweaterdress really can be the sexiest thing."
"As a man, I just like the simpler things,” says the Gossip Girl star. “A plunging V-neck looks like she pulled it off the floor of a man’s bedroom."
"There’s something so sensual about it.”
Penn Badgley is even a 팬 of fall’s hottest shoes, the over-the-knee boot. “If a strong, secure girl wears thigh-high boots, it can be stunning and powerful.”
At least Blake knows her on-screen friend and off-screen 사랑 appreciates her style! Not that it's a huge chore for him to be dating Blake Lively, we imagine.
It had been too long, we were starting to wonder.
Blair and Serena haven't been involved in a nuclear fight in a good while now, but Michael Ausiello of EW says it's just a matter of time until that changes.
Here's what he has to say in his weekly Q&A ...
Q: I’m tired of some people bitching about Gossip Girl being in some kind of creative slump 또는 funk this year. I’m loving this season. Got any good scoop?
A: I’m (mostly) loving this season, too. The Chuck-Blair stuff continues to be immensely satisfying. And Hilary Duff isn’t as annoying as I predicted.
On the scoop front, there’s a big Blair-Serena blow-up coming. The frenemies will definitely be on the outs for a little bit.
What do 당신 think it's all about?
Blair and Serena haven't been involved in a nuclear fight in a good while now, but Michael Ausiello of EW says it's just a matter of time until that changes.
Here's what he has to say in his weekly Q&A ...
Q: I’m tired of some people bitching about Gossip Girl being in some kind of creative slump 또는 funk this year. I’m loving this season. Got any good scoop?
A: I’m (mostly) loving this season, too. The Chuck-Blair stuff continues to be immensely satisfying. And Hilary Duff isn’t as annoying as I predicted.
On the scoop front, there’s a big Blair-Serena blow-up coming. The frenemies will definitely be on the outs for a little bit.
What do 당신 think it's all about?
