| Brittany: Three days ago, a 황새 built its nest... |
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Brittany: Three days ago, a 황새 built its nest on 상단, 맨 위로 of my garage... probably
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| Brittany: I don&# 39; t need to go to a doctor. I just... |
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Brittany: I don't need to go to a doctor. I just need to look out my window.
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| Brittany: I know where 아기 come from. |
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Brittany: I know where 아기 come from.
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| Holly: 당신 know it&# 39; s like saying vegetarianism is... |
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Holly: 당신 know it's like saying vegetarianism is an option for lions.
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| Finn: Wait. Cucumbers can give 당신 AIDS? |
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Finn: Wait. Cucumbers can give 당신 AIDS?
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| Mercedes: Seriously? &# 39; Cause I just had them on my... |
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Mercedes: Seriously? 'Cause I just had them on my salad.
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| Holly: Are 당신 like some kind of crazy Pope lady? |
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Holly: Are 당신 like some kind of crazy Pope lady?
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| Rachel: Me, too. Finn is kryptonite which is why I... |
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Rachel: Me, too. Finn is kryptonite which is why I am focusing all my energies on
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| Emma: And for those who are older and are... |
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Emma: And for those who are older and are terrified of the hose monster.
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| Holly: Now if you&# 39; ll excuse me I&# 39; m off to have a... |
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Holly: Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to have a craaazy sex 'cause I'm crazy inf
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| Brittany: I think I have a bun in the oven. |
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Brittany: I think I have a bun in the oven.
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| Santanna: I really hope that&# 39; s not one of the... |
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Santanna: I really hope that's not one of the requirements for Regionals because
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| Mercedes: Oh, no! It&# 39; s the 샐러드 lady. |
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Mercedes: Oh, no! It's the 샐러드 lady.
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| Holly: Okay, so sex. It&# 39; s just like hugging, only... |
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Holly: Okay, so sex. It's just like hugging, only wetter.
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| Holly: So, just remeber. Whenever 당신 have sex... |
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Holly: So, just remeber. Whenever 당신 have sex with someone, you're having sex wi
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| Puck: You&# 39; re finally letting me motorboat those... |
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Puck: You're finally letting me motorboat those twins?
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| Lauren: I wanna be like a Kardashian. I want a TV... |
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Lauren: I wanna be like a Kardashian. I want a TV show and a fragrance. It'll be
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| Blaine: It just looks like 당신 were having gas... |
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Blaine: It just looks like 당신 were having gas pains 또는 something.
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| Kurt: Great. How are we supposed to get up on... |
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Kurt: Great. How are we supposed to get up on stage at Regionals and sell sexy to
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| Santanna: Which isn&# 39; t cheating... |
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Santanna: Which isn't cheating because...(Brittany) the plumbing's different.
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| Santana: Breakfast is confusing for you. |
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Santana: Breakfast is confusing for you.
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| Santana: I&# 39; m not interested in any labels unless... |
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Santana: I'm not interested in any labels unless it's on something I shoplift.
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| Brittany: Well, sometimes it&# 39; s sweet, sometimes... |
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Brittany: Well, sometimes it's sweet, sometimes it's salty. Like what if I had eg
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| Lauren: Easy to be comfortable when 당신 look this... |
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Lauren: Easy to be comfortable when 당신 look this good.
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| Holly: My sex tape with J. D. Salinger was a... |
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Holly: My sex tape with J.D. Salinger was a disaster.
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| Santana: I&# 39; m attracted to girls, I&# 39; m attracted to... |
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Santana: I'm attracted to girls, I'm attracted to guys. I've made out with a mann
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| Holly: I thought you&# 39; d never ask. |
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Holly: I thought you'd never ask.
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| Sam: Pretty cool that our girlfriends are such... |
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Sam: Pretty cool that our girlfriends are such good friends, right? I wish 당신 an
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| Rachel: Can I just applaud this trio for exploring... |
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Rachel: Can I just applaud this trio for exploring the uncharted world of Sapphic
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| Sanatana: Look. Just because I sang a song with... |
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Sanatana: Look. Just because I sang a song with Brittany doesn't mean that 당신 ca
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| Emma: I would just like to start 의해 congratul- ating... |
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Emma: I would just like to start 의해 congratulating 당신 의해 reminding 당신 that not
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| Puck: While three chicks and me is just a typical... |
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Puck: While three chicks and me is just a typical Saturday night in the Puckerman
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| Emma: It was written during the Bicentennial to... |
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Emma: It was written during the Bicentennial to celebrate America and fireworks..
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| Emma: A nooner&# 39; s when 당신 have 디저트 in the... |
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Emma: A nooner's when 당신 have 디저트 in the middle of the day, right?
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| Emma: Afternoon delight is a dessert. It&# 39; s made... |
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Emma: Afternoon delight is a dessert. It's made with coconut and pineapple and ma
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| Dr. Carl: We cuddle a lot... we&# 39; re cuddle... |
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Dr. Carl: We cuddle a lot... we're cuddle monsters.
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| Holly: My lips are sealed. Just like your legs! |
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Holly: My lips are sealed. Just like your legs!
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| Brittany: But honey, if anybody were to ever make... |
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Brittany: But honey, if anybody were to ever make fun of you, 당신 would either ki
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| Santana: I 사랑 you. And I don&# 39; t wanna be with Sam... |
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Santana: I 사랑 you. And I don't wanna be with Sam 또는 Finn 또는 any of those guys.
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| Puck: Once on a dare, I swallowed a thumbtack and... |
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Puck: Once on a dare, I swallowed a thumbtack and I'm 90% sure it's still in ther
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| Lauren: If we can play footsie in the Celibacy... |
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Lauren: If we can play footsie in the Celibacy club, I'm in.
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| Puck: Oh, I know hickeys. I&# 39; m a freaking... |
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Puck: Oh, I know hickeys. I'm a freaking connoisseur. I can make then into shape
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| Brittany: The key is to use the curling iron in... |
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Brittany: The key is to use the curling iron in the bathtub to keep 당신 from gett
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| Holly: Apparently, my cucumber demonstration made... |
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Holly: Apparently, my cucumber demonstration made it impossible to watch veggie t
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| Will: Well I don&# 39; t know if you&# 39; ve ever heard, but... |
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Will: Well I don't know if you've ever heard, but I happen to be an excellent edu
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