Kurt: He's cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of four is rainbows.
Kurt: I'll admit it, I'm madly in 사랑 with Finn.
Kurt: How do 당신 explain her constant irritation with you? It's because SHE'S A GIRL.
Finn: I'm sick and tired of people pushing me to be somebody I'm not.
Kurt: You're lashing out at me is fantastically compelling and inappropriate.
Will to Finn: 당신 still owe me that 신고 on...what 당신 did last summer
Finn to Will: Almost half way done with almost all of it Mr. Shu.
Rachel: Nowadays being anonymous is worse than being poor. Fame is the most important thing in our culture now.
Will: There is no joy in these kids, they feel invisible. That's why every one of them has a myspace page.
Finn about his mom: She just had surgery.
Puck: What kind of surgery?
Finn: Oh, well, she just had to have her prostate out.
Puck: Man, that's a tough break.
Terri to Will: It's not a bad thing, Will, to want a real life... and to have a glue gun that works!
Sandy to Will: You're the one coaching those tone deaf, acne factories
Mercedes to Will: Oh hell to the na... Look, I'm not down with this background 노래 nonsense. I'm Beyonce; I ain't no Kelly Rowland.
Sue to Cheerios: 당신 think this hard? Try being water-boarded; that's hard!
Sue to Cheerios: Think that's hard? Try having hepatitis; that's hard!
Finn to New Directions club memebers: I never should have quit. I don't want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people.
Rachel: That was you?
Kurt: 당신 and your 프렌즈 threw pee balloons at me.
Finn: I know...
Kurt: 당신 nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof
Kurt: No, it's the song. It's really gay.
Kurt: One day, 당신 will all work for me.
Kurt: They're gonna throw 과일 at us. And I just had a facial!
Rachel: Because we're gonna give them what they want.
Kurt: Blood?
Kurt: 당신 need to call me before 당신 get dressed, 당신 look like a Technicolor zebra.
Santana: Sex is NOT dating.
Brittany: If it were, Santana and I would be dating.
Sue: I'm reasonably confident that 당신 will be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at, along with being married, running a high school 글리 club, and finding a hairstyle that doesn't make 당신 look like a lesbian.
Figgins: 당신 have embarrassed yourself and besmirched the name of William McKinley!
Sue: A failed president!
Sue: 당신 are about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination? Horror!
Will: You're making her clean our bathroom?
Terri: I've been dealing with these school girl crushes for years. Why shouldn't I get something out of it?
Finn: The cups are like the airplane cups.
Quinn: Everyone thinks your gay, Finn.
Celibacy Club: Remember! If the balloon pops, the noise makes the 천사 cry!
Rachel: Can I use the auditorium later to practice? Our neighbors are filing a lawsuit.
Jewfro (to Rachel): 당신 enchant me.
Emma: Oh look, we match, periwinkle.
Emma: I know for a fact Ms. Hoffmeyer doesn't wash her hands after doing number 2s.
Terri: This is where our daughter 또는 gay son will sleep.
Sue: Q, when I first laid eyes on you, I was reminded of a young Sue Sylvester. Though 당신 don't have my bone structure.
Terri: HOW MANY 크리스마스 TREES WILL I GET?
Quinn: Did 당신 see the way it was undressing him with its eyes?
DOCTOR: Um, don't quite know how to put this. There is no baby.
TERRI: Did it fall out?
SUE: Let me be the one to break the silence. That was the most offensive thing I have seen in over 20 years of teaching and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.
Sue: I resent being told to hold on to anything, William
Figgins: I swear I could see some panties flashing from the students, and I'm not talking about the girls.
Cheerios: Back it up like a dump truck babbyy
Ken: I'm no expert when it comes to relationships. Most of mine are short-lived and flame out once the sex goes.
Emma: That's really sweet, but I have aaaaa..asthma.
Mercedes: Hell to the nah.
Sue: Well, my first thought was that your students should be put into foster care.
Kurt: I'll admit it, I'm madly in 사랑 with Finn.
Kurt: How do 당신 explain her constant irritation with you? It's because SHE'S A GIRL.
Finn: I'm sick and tired of people pushing me to be somebody I'm not.
Kurt: You're lashing out at me is fantastically compelling and inappropriate.
Will to Finn: 당신 still owe me that 신고 on...what 당신 did last summer
Finn to Will: Almost half way done with almost all of it Mr. Shu.
Rachel: Nowadays being anonymous is worse than being poor. Fame is the most important thing in our culture now.
Will: There is no joy in these kids, they feel invisible. That's why every one of them has a myspace page.
Finn about his mom: She just had surgery.
Puck: What kind of surgery?
Finn: Oh, well, she just had to have her prostate out.
Puck: Man, that's a tough break.
Terri to Will: It's not a bad thing, Will, to want a real life... and to have a glue gun that works!
Sandy to Will: You're the one coaching those tone deaf, acne factories
Mercedes to Will: Oh hell to the na... Look, I'm not down with this background 노래 nonsense. I'm Beyonce; I ain't no Kelly Rowland.
Sue to Cheerios: 당신 think this hard? Try being water-boarded; that's hard!
Sue to Cheerios: Think that's hard? Try having hepatitis; that's hard!
Finn to New Directions club memebers: I never should have quit. I don't want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people.
Rachel: That was you?
Kurt: 당신 and your 프렌즈 threw pee balloons at me.
Finn: I know...
Kurt: 당신 nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof
Kurt: No, it's the song. It's really gay.
Kurt: One day, 당신 will all work for me.
Kurt: They're gonna throw 과일 at us. And I just had a facial!
Rachel: Because we're gonna give them what they want.
Kurt: Blood?
Kurt: 당신 need to call me before 당신 get dressed, 당신 look like a Technicolor zebra.
Santana: Sex is NOT dating.
Brittany: If it were, Santana and I would be dating.
Sue: I'm reasonably confident that 당신 will be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at, along with being married, running a high school 글리 club, and finding a hairstyle that doesn't make 당신 look like a lesbian.
Figgins: 당신 have embarrassed yourself and besmirched the name of William McKinley!
Sue: A failed president!
Sue: 당신 are about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination? Horror!
Will: You're making her clean our bathroom?
Terri: I've been dealing with these school girl crushes for years. Why shouldn't I get something out of it?
Finn: The cups are like the airplane cups.
Quinn: Everyone thinks your gay, Finn.
Celibacy Club: Remember! If the balloon pops, the noise makes the 천사 cry!
Rachel: Can I use the auditorium later to practice? Our neighbors are filing a lawsuit.
Jewfro (to Rachel): 당신 enchant me.
Emma: Oh look, we match, periwinkle.
Emma: I know for a fact Ms. Hoffmeyer doesn't wash her hands after doing number 2s.
Terri: This is where our daughter 또는 gay son will sleep.
Sue: Q, when I first laid eyes on you, I was reminded of a young Sue Sylvester. Though 당신 don't have my bone structure.
Terri: HOW MANY 크리스마스 TREES WILL I GET?
Quinn: Did 당신 see the way it was undressing him with its eyes?
DOCTOR: Um, don't quite know how to put this. There is no baby.
TERRI: Did it fall out?
SUE: Let me be the one to break the silence. That was the most offensive thing I have seen in over 20 years of teaching and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.
Sue: I resent being told to hold on to anything, William
Figgins: I swear I could see some panties flashing from the students, and I'm not talking about the girls.
Cheerios: Back it up like a dump truck babbyy
Ken: I'm no expert when it comes to relationships. Most of mine are short-lived and flame out once the sex goes.
Emma: That's really sweet, but I have aaaaa..asthma.
Mercedes: Hell to the nah.
Sue: Well, my first thought was that your students should be put into foster care.
