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1. Why did the turkey 십자가, 크로스 the road? He wasn't a chicken.
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If 당신 are American in the living room, what are 당신 in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do 당신 have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are 당신 all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do 당신 get when 당신 십자가, 크로스 a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine...
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posted by Directioner3300
Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope 당신 like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do 당신 see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!

2.What does a 앵무새 use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!

And last but not least.
의해 the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.

3.What did the man say when he said something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
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Ok this is my list of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned 의해 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did 당신 run your last race?" and the 초 one said,"How did 당신 win the race?" the runner said 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes 당신 say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked 당신 out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if 당신 were locked in a 음식 Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<
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