Funny Kentuky Fried Chicken Sign

Ok this is my list of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned 의해 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did 당신 run your last race?" and the 초 one said,"How did 당신 win the race?" the runner said 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes 당신 say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked 당신 out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if 당신 were locked in a 음식 Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<