Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope 당신 like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do 당신 see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a 앵무새 use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
의해 the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he said something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
So I hope 당신 like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do 당신 see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a 앵무새 use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
의해 the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he said something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
1 일 2 very lovin parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".
Their son wlked in n said "Wat doz 암캐, 암 캐 n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx 일 d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women said "feel my titties" n the man said "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman said it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom said dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
굴, 덴 d door 벨 rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n said "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the 부엌, 주방 fuckin d turkey!
Their son wlked in n said "Wat doz 암캐, 암 캐 n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx 일 d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women said "feel my titties" n the man said "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman said it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom said dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
굴, 덴 d door 벨 rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n said "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the 부엌, 주방 fuckin d turkey!
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did 당신 know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" said the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ 당신 must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything 당신 see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did 당신 know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" said the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ 당신 must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything 당신 see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"