The Fast and the Furious premiered in US theaters on June 22, 2001. TFATF turns FIFTEEN years old in 2016. It can almost legally drive. *brain explodes*

So to kick off the inevitable Fast and Furious Anniversary Rewatchathon, I thought I'd do a thing for my 15 가장 좋아하는 quotes. Some of 'em are meaningful on down the line, some of 'em are 더 많이 memorable than others, some of 'em are just funny. Anyway, my 상단, 맨 위로 15 인용구 from The Fast and the Furious!

mia, get brian a band-aid 'cause ouchhhhh

"You know 당신 owe me a ten-second car, right?"

the winner has spoken

"Ask any racer, any real racer. It don't matter if 당신 win 의해 an inch 또는 a mile. Winning's winning."

they mocked this in the movie torque so i hate the movie torque. and also, it sucked.

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters. Not the store, not the mortgage, not my team and all their bullshit. For those 10 초 또는 less, I'm free."

pardon my dom/letty feels

"The other night I had a dream that 당신 and I were on a 바닷가, 비치 in Mexico."

letty ain't got time for your shit, boy

"How 'bout I race 당신 for that sweet little ass?"
"If 당신 want ass, why don't 당신 hit Hollywood Boulevard. If 당신 want an adrenaline rush, it'll be 2 large. Right here, right now. What's it gonna be?"

proceed with muuuch caution, officer

"You break her heart, I'll break your neck."

oh jesse, 당신 poor dumb nerd

"You can't bet your dad's car."
"It's alright, I ain't losin'. This fool is running a Honda 2000. I'll win. That way me and my dad can roll together when he gets out of prison. It's all good."
"Well, they're gonna throw him right back in prison after he kills you."

i should hope not. that was a nice car, dammit.

*flips car* "That's not what I had in mind."

he's prayin' to the car gods, man

"Dear Heavenly, uh..."
"Spirit. Thank you. Uh, thank 당신 for providing us with a direct port nitrous, uh, injection, four core intercoolers and ball-bearing turbos... and... um... titanium valve springs."
"Not bad."
"He's prayin' to the car gods, man."

vince are much offend

"He's got no call bein' up in here, 당신 don't know that fool for shit!"
"Vince, there was a time when I didn't know you."
"That was in the third grade!"

LOL yeah good luck with that

"I think we should go out sometime."
"I don't 날짜 my brother's friends."
"Wow, that sucks. Guess I'll have to kick his ass, then."

suuuuure 당신 did

"What are 당신 smiling about?"
"Dude, I almost had you."

but mia, that IS really funny

"What'd 당신 put in that sandwich?"


"I smell... skanks. Why don't 당신 girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face."

*laughs forever*

"Bullshit, asshole. No one likes the tuna here!"