Spark:Well I am a clestreal spirit.

Lucy: yet so is Taurus and he likes me and Liz. But hey can't very well make your decisions for ya now can I

Spark:Nope

Lucy: retorical question retard! Meaning next time DUNNOT answer! Anyway were looking for an abandoned building but there's so many here. And we only have 6 hours before Liz dies once again. Damn she's died so many times that I don't even cry any more cuz I just know she'll always come back

Spark:you shouldn't say that.

lucy: huh?

Spark:She is gonna die one day and Liz will not come back.

Lucy sighs: I know you're right Spark. I just don't want you to be.

Spark:I understand ......Hey Lucy.

Lucy: what Spark?

Spark:Is it possible for a celistrial spirit to commit suicide.

Lucy gasps and drops him: why would you ask me such a question. *she kneels down in front of spark* Do you wanna die or something?

Spark nods sadly:I mean I don''t want to live out the rest of m life as a celistrial spirit after living as a human for so long.

Lucy hugs him: Spark being a celestial spirit is kinna like a human. You shouldn't wanna die because of it

Spark :Not really i mean say you have a kid and because you suck at parenting he or she sells me and im forced to be a slave.

Lucy's eye twitches: harsh

Spark:It's true.

Lucy pulls back: ive raised Liz and shes grown up....okay. And that's not gonna happen

Spark stands up :How do you know that i mean my key could get stolen and i could be convinced that you died and the robber was in your will and got me that way!And then i'm forced to work.

Lucy stands up too placing her hand on his shoulder: no im sorry Spark. Celestial spirits can only die, if their Celestial Wizard kills them themselves. And I ain't gonna do that

Spark sighs:And why not?

Lucy rolls her eyes: you have to help us find my sister. Then if you still want to die. Ill kill you

Spark:Fine.

Lucy: that a idiot *she grabs his wrist and pulls him off*

Spark allows himself to be pulled.

Lucy reaches Gray and Natsu who were leaning against a wall
Gray: jeez lucy. U wasted one hour now we only have 5
Lucy: blame Spark

Spark :I can teleport, remember?

Natsu: the thing is that we don't know where to go there's like 3 abandoned places around here stupid
Lucy sighs then looks up: then I guess we'll check all 3. First one is over there *she walks off to the first one then squeals*
Natsu runs over: Lucy what happened?!
Lucy hides her face in his chest pointing to the bloody sandal on the floor
Gray runs over: well based on how it's in a pool of blood. Then I'm guessing Liz woke up when she wasn't supposed to so Emiko beat her with Liz's own sandal and there's also blood splatter proving that.
Natsu: since there's a puddle, Emiko must've let her lye there for a few minutes before pulling her in. Hopefully she hasn't died of blood loss
Lucy: c'mon * she pulls Natsu in*
Gray: c'mon Spark *walks in*

Spark walks in

Lucy hugs Natsu's arm: this place is definitely creepy

Spark: this place is awesome!

Lucy rolls her eyes: whatever spark

Spark looks around

Gray: I found a shirt...And I thinks it's Liz's
Blair: bloody footprints!

Spark :Must be a pervert.

Blair: she was kidnapped by a Succubus jackass

Spark shrugs:Same thing.

Blair: jackass
Lucy: ow
Gray: what?!
Lucy: I ran into a wall

Spark tilts his head:Blair can i kill you?

Blair stuck out her tounge as her eyes glew red: I will rip out your intestines and choke you with them. I will tear off your hand and slap you with it. I will tear off your head and throw it at your stomach. I will murder you if you put one single hand on me
Three 6 feet scratches appeared on spark's arm
Blair: DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME SPARK!!!!!
Lucy: nice job Spark. You brought out murder Blair

Spark laughs uncontrollably after about a minute of this he raises his hand to his face parting his fingers to allowing himself to see
A distorted version of Spark's voice is heard from all directions:So the cat wants to play how fun.
Spark laughs uncontrollably again.

Blair: im a pixie jackass
Liz comes up behind spark hitting him upside the head with a bat
Gray+Natsu+Lucy: LIZ!!!
Liz hugs them: oh god im so glad you made it. I somehow got away

A distorted version of Spark's voice is heard from all directions:I could kill you all if i wanted to

(DUDE quit pulling an Asura...it's very annoying)

Liz: c'mon guys we have to find a way outta here
Lucy: the door
Liz: it's locked
Lucy: damnit
They all run off up the stairs

he is no evil or insane calm down)
Spark:Ow my throat and is it just me or does it feel like we are being watched

(lol)

liz ran back: c"mon we needa find away outta here, we dont have time for your stupid conspirecees

Spark has a tin hat:Aliens .
Ang walks up to Spark and slaps him:Shut up and break down the door.

Liz facepalms and shakes with anger: if he could break down the fucking door. WHY DIDN'T HE FUCKING DO IT BEFORE?! HOW MUCH OF AN IDIOT CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE SPARK?!!!!

Spark :No one asked me and hurtful.

Liz points at the door with a shaking finger looking away: just...open. the fucking door. Before I open you. With a knife to be exact