ed edd n eddy confessions

It Was A Sunny Summer 일 In The Cul-De-Sac,And The Eds Were Cooking Up A Hot New Scam.But,They Were Having A Bit Of Trouble...

Eddy:WHY Is It So HARD To Think Up A Scam????

Edd:Beats Me,Eddy.

Ed:Nope.Can't Think Of A Word. Hey,Who's That?

The Eds Looked Up To See A Girl (How'd 당신 Guess?)With Shoulder Length Red Hair,Wearing A White Tank 상단, 맨 위로 With The British Flag On It,And Blue Jeans.She Wore White Sneakers,Had Gray-Blue Eyes,And A Few Freckles.She Also Wore Glasses With White Frames.She Walked Up To The Eds.

Girl:Hi! Who Are 당신 Three?

Ed:I Am Ed!

Edd:I'm Edd,With Two D's,So 당신 Can Call Me Double-D...

One day, the Eds had their fannies plopped on the couch. They were desperately surfing the channels when they saw a McDonalds commercial.

Announcer: "You're going to 사랑 our managers special here at McDonalds. We sell a 샌드위치 with a large drink and fries for $1.99. So grab your keys and head to McDonalds right now."

Voice: (singing)"At McDonalds, we 사랑 to see 당신 smile!"

Eddy turned the TV off with a smile on his face.

Eddy: "Hey! How about we open a fast 음식 restaurant!"

Edd: "That's a great idea!"

Ed: "My dad traveled to Kansas City on a mutated bug!"

Eddy: "Shut up Ed. Anyway, we'll call...

They Raced Edd To The Hospital,And The Nurse Stopped Them From Entering The Room They Took Edd In.

Nurse:I'm Sorry Boys,But 당신 Can't Follow Your Friend.

Eddy:But We Can't Leave Him!

Nurse:I'm Sorry,But 당신 Can't.Don't Worry,He's In Good Hands.

Eddy And Ed Looked Back Once 더 많이 To See That Edd Was Okay,And He Shook In One Violent Spasm.The Steady Beating Of His 심장 Stopped And The Monitor Screeched Out A Loud,"BEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP"

Doctor:Get Them Out Of Here!

Eddy And Ed:EDD!

Doctor:Get Them Out!

The Nurse Showed Them To A Waiting Room,And Eddy And Ed Fell To The Floor On The Ground.The Only Thing...

Double D:Messy messy messy...Eddy is it really necassary to be digging through unsightly junk?

Eddy:Quit complaining 양말 head...hey Ed 당신 find any quarters yet?

Ed:(digs his head out of the garbage)Nothing yet Eddy!

(Just so 당신 know everyone is 16 in this)

Double D:Eddy not only is it filthy in this place!But remember the Kankers live around here.

Eddy:Yeah right...they aint getin my....(eys light up)QUARTERS!!A WHOLE BUNCH!!!were in jaw breaker city boys.

(Eddy reveals a garbage bag filled with quarters.)

???:And where do 당신 think your going with our cash?

Eddy:LEE?!

Kankers:Not just Lee....

May:Kissy...

Edd wakes up from his 침대 from his CD player, playing the song It’s A New Day.

Edd (smiling happily): I feel just like that song said and that is it feels good to be alive.

Edd jumps out of bed, got dressed 노래 the song he heard when he got up, and ran to Eddy’s house.

Edd: Wake up Eddy! It’s a beautiful day.

Eddy pushes Edd away and gets out of 침대 mumbling to himself for not being able to sleep in.

Eddy: Fine fine! I’m up already! Geez!Why are 당신 so cheerful today?

Edd: I feel something extraordinary is about to happen. I don’t know how to explain it either.

Eddy: Whatever! Let’s...

A/N: My sister and I made these up at the local pool. We like to pretend that Bernie Bernstein is the director and we're shooting the movies. Then we decided to take the 영화 we made up and put them in a fanfic. Enjoy!:)

One day, the Eds were walking down the 거리 slurping jawbreakers when they ran into Bernie Bernstein, the director from the Powerpuff Girls.

Bernie: "Hi there!"

Eddy: "What do 당신 want?"

Bernie: "I just wanted to let 당신 know that I'm releasing a series of three 영화 to celebrate the Summer. They're called Screaming Nelly", "Surfin USA," and "My Cousin Goggles."

Eddy:(sarcastically)"Wow,...

One Day, Edd Spied A Moving 봉고차, 반 In The Cul-De-Sac.He Decided To Go Greet The Newcomers.He Went Over And Knocked On Their Door. A 12 년 Old With Short Red Hair, Wearing Glasses, Had Some Freckles, Greeted Him.The Look In Edd's Eyes Could Clearly State That He Was In Love.

Edd:(Softly) Hi,I'm Edd.But People Call Me Double-D.I Guess Your My New Neighbor.

Michelle:Hi,My Name's Michelle.Your Kinda Cute.

Edd Blushed A Deep Crimson.

Michelle:Would 당신 Like To Come In?

Edd:Sure!

Edd Came In And They Went To Michelle's Room.It Was Painted In A "60's,Shagidelic,Summer OfLove"Theme.And She Had A TV,VCR,And...

Only read this story if 당신 HATE boybands,and I apoligize if I flame anyone's fave group.

Ed,Edd,and Eddy were listening to the radio, when the song, "Bye,Bye,Bye" came on the radio. Edd made a face. "Ick, I hate this band!"

Eddy turned it off. "I know,boybands are sick."

"I think that N'SYNC are ZOMBIES, ZOMBIES I TELL YOU!!!"

Edd looked through his Beatle records for some better music. "They look so...feminine!"

As he picked out "Abbey Road" and put it on the turntable, being Edd as he was, he had a plan. "EUREKA! I've got it! We'll go back in time and try to destroy all of the boybands!"

"DOUBLE-D!!!...