(Cut to dining room in Nazz's house where Lee and May Kanker, and Sarah, are cooking breakfast and Nazz is sitting at the 부엌, 주방 table)
Lee: Who wants to try some of my super good omelets?
May, Sarah, and Nazz: Me! Me! Me!
(Lee gives each of them a gross looking omelet)
Sarah: Eeeew!
May: Goody!
There is suddenly a knock at the door, Lee answers.
Lee: Ya called?
It is a telegram messenger.
Messenger: Telegram for Miss Nazz!
Lee takes the note, slams the door, and gives the note to Nazz.
Nazz reads the note.
Nazz: Charity ball at the 복숭아 Creek stadium, 7:00 P.M.
All: A charity ball???
May: And we have nothing fancy to wear!
Sarah: Good point May.
Lee: But, before we go shopping, we have to clean the kitchen, it looks gruesome!
Sarah: (complaining): Lets get it over with!
Lee, May, and Sarah do their equal amount of housework, but Nazz does nothing.
Lee: All right, were done, except that Nazz didn't do her little part.
Nazz: (sarcastically) I was going to do it!
Lee: Nazz, 당신 mop the floor, and while we go shopping for our clothes.
They leave, and May does an inappropriate gesture, and Sarah sticks her tongue out at Nazz.
Nazz: (feeling sad): This is so cruel! I wish I could go shopping! Lee is so mean and a wicked friend!
(Nazz imagines herself as 신데렐라 crying on a 표, 테이블 because her evil stepmother is treating her like a servant)
(Cut to dream sequence where 신데렐라 (Nazz) is crying on a table)
신데렐라 (Nazz): (feeling sad): What a wicked stepmother!
Stepmother (Lee): CINDERELLA! GET ME MY SHOES!!!!!
Stepsister #1 (Sarah): CINDERELLLA!!! IRON MY CLOTHES!!!!
Stepsister #2 (May): CINDERELLEA!! PAINT MY NAILS!!!
Stepsister #1 (Sarah): HURRY UP ON MY CLOTHES!!!
Stepsister #2 (May): PAINT MY NAILS 또는 ILL.
May is suddenly interrupted 의해 a knock on the door.
All: Ill get it!
The evil stepmother (Lee) 답변 it and it reveals a messenger (Rolf)
Messenger (Rolf): Good morning, yell to the 상단, 맨 위로 of your lungs girls! I'm here to bring an announcement from the handsome prince!
Nazz, Lee, May, and Sarah: The prince?
Messenger (Rolf): Yes, and he wants to invite 당신 to his fancy-schmancy ball, and the most beautiful girl he sees will be his awful wedded wife!
The stepmother (Lee) shoves 신데렐라 (Nazz) out of the way.
Stepmother (Lee): There's only going to be two girls going to this dance, um.. three , including me.
Messenger (Rolf): Yes, but why not the go-go one?
Stepmother (Lee): She's just nothing.
Messenger (Rolf): Good-bye!
Stepsisters (May and Sarah): Were going to the ball! Were going to the ball!
신데렐라 (Nazz): Can I go to the ball?
Stepmother (Lee): Of course 당신 can, my little chickadee, But 당신 have to finish your chores!
신데렐라 (Nazz): Oh great!
(cut to living room where Sarah and May are bathing in the nude in old fashioned washtubs)
Stepsister #1 (Sarah): Cinderella! Get my shampoo!
신데렐라 (Nazz): Im going as fast as I can!
Stepsister #2 (May): Cinderella! Get the soap!
They then put towels on and go to get their dresses on.
Stepmother (Lee): 저기요 Cinderella! Paint my toenails!
(cut to dressing room where 신데렐라 (Nazz) is adjusting Sarahs dress. Sarah then takes off the dress and throws it to 신데렐라 (Nazz)
Stepsister #1 (Sarah): Get it right 다음 time.
Later, the stepmother (Lee) and the stepsisters (May and Sarah) go out to catch a buggy to go to the ball. 신데렐라 (Nazz) suddenly comes rushing out the door.
신데렐라 (Nazz): Wait! Im all done with my chores!
But 신데렐라 was too late, her stepfamily had already left.
신데렐라 (Nazz): (crying): Now Ill never go to the ball! Its not fair!
Suddenly, a puff of smoke comes out of nowhere and out appears Eddy as a wizard.
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): Whats wrong kid?
신데렐라 (Nazz): My stepmother and stepsisters are going to the ball and they wont let me go.
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): Hmm, I see your point; I didnt get your name.
신데렐라 (Nazz): Cinderella, Mr.,
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): Fairy God Ed, at your service madam.
신데렐라 (Nazz): I thought the fairy godmother was supposed to come.
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): Shes retired, so what was your problem again?
신데렐라 (Nazz): I wanted to go to the Princes ball.
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): We can fix that! Oh assistant!
Another puff of smoke comes out of nowhere, revealing Ed as the Fairy God Eds assistant.
Assistant (Ed): Yo Eddy! Can I have that piece of buttered 토스트 now?
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): NO!! This dames got a problem.
Assistant (Ed): Yum! Like 땅콩 butter?
Fairy God Ed (Edd): Dont mind him, he's stupid. Now what shall we do first?
신데렐라 (Nazz): First of all, I have nothing to wear.
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): On to the dressing room!
Assistant (Ed): Sailor Moon!
(Cut to dressing room where Nazz is standing on a stool)
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): First, your dress.
(With a puff of smoke, there is a sky blue colored dress with matching glass slippers)
신데렐라 (Nazz): Glass high heels? This is better than I thought it would be.
They then head outside.
신데렐라 (Nazz): Its 10:00; the ball is over in two hours!
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): So? We've got plenty of time. Hmm, now where did we leave off, oh yes, a fancy coach. Oh, assistant
Assistant (Ed): Yes Daffy Duck?
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): Get me a pumpkin.
Assistant (Ed): I ate them all!
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): What??!?! 당신 ate all the pumpkins! We were supposed to make one into a coach.
Assistant (Ed): May I call 당신 Du Du?
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): Well, I think I have a replacement
(He pulls out a melon)
신데렐라 (Nazz): A Melon?
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): Yes. Now dont blink sweetie-cakes.
Assistant (Ed): Twinkie!
Eddy then turns the melon into a beautiful carriage.
신데렐라 (Nazz): Whoa, Its beautiful!
Assistant (Ed): Clang, clang, clang went the trolley!
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): Now we need some mice to turn into horses.
신데렐라 (Nazz): We don't have any mice in the house, but we do have a cat.
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): Perfect!
He then turns the cat into a white horse.
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): (staring at Ed) Now we need a coachmen to drive this prized carriage.
Assistant (Ed): What are 당신 staring at, mutant bug?
Then, the Fairy God Ed puts his assistant (Ed) into a colorful spiral.
Assistant (Ed): AHH! I am mutating!
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): Like I said a couple of weeks ago, being transformed doesn't hurt.
Assistant (Ed): O.K.
The Fairy God Ed (Eddy) turns Ed into a coachman,
Assistant (Ed): A dream come true, I am gravy!
신데렐라 (Nazz): Hurry up! Were losing time!
Assistant (Ed): Giddy up, mutant horse!
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): Remember, be back at midnight, 또는 the spell will be broken.
He then disappears.
(Cut to ballroom where the Prince (Edd) is dancing with an unidentified girl. The stepmother then comes up with May seized in her arm.)
Stepmother (Lee): (pushing unknown girl away) Oh princie, come and dance with my little May!
Edd, looking disgusted, dances with May and then swirls around May, she then is dancing with (confusedly) a cherub statue.
Lee then pulls May away from the statue.
Stepmother (Lee): O.K., now dance with Sarah.
Prince (Edd): Just a minute
(He then goes over to a 왕좌, 왕위 in which the King (Jonny) is sitting with Plank in his arms)
King (Jonny): Have 당신 found the girl 당신 want to marry yet?
Prince (Edd): Dad, I still haven't found.
(Cinderella (Nazz) then comes swaggering down the stairs looking sexy)
Prince (Edd): (continuing his sentence) The girl of my dreams!
(He then starts waltzing with her)
Stepsister #1 (Sarah): Who is that girl?
Stepsister #2 (May): She looks mighty familiar.
Prince (Edd): I didnt get your name.
신데렐라 (Nazz): Ci- (is suddenly interrupted 의해 the gonging clock which shows it to be 12:00.)
신데렐라 then runs off leaving a glass slipper on the stairs.
Prince (Edd): Who was that girl, and what was her name?
신데렐라 (Nazz) finally comes back to her house and the spell breaks apart, leaving Nazz in her regular raggy clothes, Ed back in his Assistant form, the coach as a melon, and the horse as a cat.
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): Looks like my work here is done. (He then disappears)
Assistant (Ed): Why a duck? (He also disappears)
(Cut to Cinderellas house where 신데렐라 (Nazz) is making slop for her stepmother and stepsisters. Suddenly, there is another knock on the door.)
Stepmother and Stepsisters (Lee, May, and Sarah): Cinderella! Get the door!
신데렐라 (Nazz): O.K. Cool your jets.
Its Rolf, who has come from the palace (like earlier in the fanfic) with a message from the prince
Stepmother (Lee): What? 당신 Again?
Messenger (Rolf): Hello, I have come from the palace of the handsome prince with a very special message. Whoever tries on this fancy-scmancy glass shoe, and fits inside it, will be his bride-to-be.
Stepmother (Lee): Try it on my little May first.
Messenger (Rolf): O.K. (looks at May's ugly feet) Her feet smell like the bottom of a swamp.
He then tries to put the slipper on May
Stepsister #1 (May): UHHHHHHHHHH! Its too tight.
Stepmother (Lee): Since it doesnt fit, try it on Sarah.
Again, Rolf tries to put the glass slipper on to Sarah.
Stepsister #2 (Sarah): UHHHHHH! My feet can't fit in this!
Messenger (Rolf): You're out of luck, hard to the core bossy family.
신데렐라 (Nazz): Can I try it on?
Messenger (Rolf): Who said that?
Stepmother (Lee): Oh, that's just Cinderella, she's nothing.
Messenger (Rolf): Maybe she is the lucky bride to be.
Rolf then tries to put the shoe on 신데렐라 and it fits.
Messenger (Rolf): Ahh! A perfect fit! 당신 are the lucky bride!
Stepmother and Stepsisters (Lee, May, and Sarah): WHAAAAT??????
신데렐라 then runs out of the door eventually ending up in the princes arms.
Prince (Edd): Will 당신 marry me Cinderella?
신데렐라 (Nazz): Oh yes!
Then, they go off in a beautiful carriage to the princes 성 to be married.
(Cut to the household, where the stepsisters are then complaining)
Stepsister #1 (May): Its not fair!
Stepsister #2 (Sarah): How come she gets to be married!
Stepmother (Lee): Maybe we were being a little too hard on her.
(The story then warbles back into the 부엌, 주방 where Nazz is leaning against the broom, resting. She then wakes up realizing that she did all the housework while she was daydreaming)
Lee: Were back! Looks like 당신 did all of the housework.
May: There wasn't a big sale at any stores we went to at the mall.
Sarah: So we just brought 당신 something!
Nazz: Let me see! (She then pulls out a sky blue, heavily sequined dress) Blue? I hate blue! I'd rather prefer pink.
----THE ED----
Cast
Nazz- Herself/Cinderella
Lee Kanker- Herself/Stepmother
Sarah- Herself/Stepsister #1
May Kanker- Herself/Stepsister #2
Edd- Prince Edward
Eddy- Fairy God Ed
Ed- Fairy God Eds Assistant
Jonny 2x4- King Jonny
Plank- Prince Plank III
Lee: Who wants to try some of my super good omelets?
May, Sarah, and Nazz: Me! Me! Me!
(Lee gives each of them a gross looking omelet)
Sarah: Eeeew!
May: Goody!
There is suddenly a knock at the door, Lee answers.
Lee: Ya called?
It is a telegram messenger.
Messenger: Telegram for Miss Nazz!
Lee takes the note, slams the door, and gives the note to Nazz.
Nazz reads the note.
Nazz: Charity ball at the 복숭아 Creek stadium, 7:00 P.M.
All: A charity ball???
May: And we have nothing fancy to wear!
Sarah: Good point May.
Lee: But, before we go shopping, we have to clean the kitchen, it looks gruesome!
Sarah: (complaining): Lets get it over with!
Lee, May, and Sarah do their equal amount of housework, but Nazz does nothing.
Lee: All right, were done, except that Nazz didn't do her little part.
Nazz: (sarcastically) I was going to do it!
Lee: Nazz, 당신 mop the floor, and while we go shopping for our clothes.
They leave, and May does an inappropriate gesture, and Sarah sticks her tongue out at Nazz.
Nazz: (feeling sad): This is so cruel! I wish I could go shopping! Lee is so mean and a wicked friend!
(Nazz imagines herself as 신데렐라 crying on a 표, 테이블 because her evil stepmother is treating her like a servant)
(Cut to dream sequence where 신데렐라 (Nazz) is crying on a table)
신데렐라 (Nazz): (feeling sad): What a wicked stepmother!
Stepmother (Lee): CINDERELLA! GET ME MY SHOES!!!!!
Stepsister #1 (Sarah): CINDERELLLA!!! IRON MY CLOTHES!!!!
Stepsister #2 (May): CINDERELLEA!! PAINT MY NAILS!!!
Stepsister #1 (Sarah): HURRY UP ON MY CLOTHES!!!
Stepsister #2 (May): PAINT MY NAILS 또는 ILL.
May is suddenly interrupted 의해 a knock on the door.
All: Ill get it!
The evil stepmother (Lee) 답변 it and it reveals a messenger (Rolf)
Messenger (Rolf): Good morning, yell to the 상단, 맨 위로 of your lungs girls! I'm here to bring an announcement from the handsome prince!
Nazz, Lee, May, and Sarah: The prince?
Messenger (Rolf): Yes, and he wants to invite 당신 to his fancy-schmancy ball, and the most beautiful girl he sees will be his awful wedded wife!
The stepmother (Lee) shoves 신데렐라 (Nazz) out of the way.
Stepmother (Lee): There's only going to be two girls going to this dance, um.. three , including me.
Messenger (Rolf): Yes, but why not the go-go one?
Stepmother (Lee): She's just nothing.
Messenger (Rolf): Good-bye!
Stepsisters (May and Sarah): Were going to the ball! Were going to the ball!
신데렐라 (Nazz): Can I go to the ball?
Stepmother (Lee): Of course 당신 can, my little chickadee, But 당신 have to finish your chores!
신데렐라 (Nazz): Oh great!
(cut to living room where Sarah and May are bathing in the nude in old fashioned washtubs)
Stepsister #1 (Sarah): Cinderella! Get my shampoo!
신데렐라 (Nazz): Im going as fast as I can!
Stepsister #2 (May): Cinderella! Get the soap!
They then put towels on and go to get their dresses on.
Stepmother (Lee): 저기요 Cinderella! Paint my toenails!
(cut to dressing room where 신데렐라 (Nazz) is adjusting Sarahs dress. Sarah then takes off the dress and throws it to 신데렐라 (Nazz)
Stepsister #1 (Sarah): Get it right 다음 time.
Later, the stepmother (Lee) and the stepsisters (May and Sarah) go out to catch a buggy to go to the ball. 신데렐라 (Nazz) suddenly comes rushing out the door.
신데렐라 (Nazz): Wait! Im all done with my chores!
But 신데렐라 was too late, her stepfamily had already left.
신데렐라 (Nazz): (crying): Now Ill never go to the ball! Its not fair!
Suddenly, a puff of smoke comes out of nowhere and out appears Eddy as a wizard.
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): Whats wrong kid?
신데렐라 (Nazz): My stepmother and stepsisters are going to the ball and they wont let me go.
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): Hmm, I see your point; I didnt get your name.
신데렐라 (Nazz): Cinderella, Mr.,
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): Fairy God Ed, at your service madam.
신데렐라 (Nazz): I thought the fairy godmother was supposed to come.
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): Shes retired, so what was your problem again?
신데렐라 (Nazz): I wanted to go to the Princes ball.
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): We can fix that! Oh assistant!
Another puff of smoke comes out of nowhere, revealing Ed as the Fairy God Eds assistant.
Assistant (Ed): Yo Eddy! Can I have that piece of buttered 토스트 now?
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): NO!! This dames got a problem.
Assistant (Ed): Yum! Like 땅콩 butter?
Fairy God Ed (Edd): Dont mind him, he's stupid. Now what shall we do first?
신데렐라 (Nazz): First of all, I have nothing to wear.
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): On to the dressing room!
Assistant (Ed): Sailor Moon!
(Cut to dressing room where Nazz is standing on a stool)
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): First, your dress.
(With a puff of smoke, there is a sky blue colored dress with matching glass slippers)
신데렐라 (Nazz): Glass high heels? This is better than I thought it would be.
They then head outside.
신데렐라 (Nazz): Its 10:00; the ball is over in two hours!
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): So? We've got plenty of time. Hmm, now where did we leave off, oh yes, a fancy coach. Oh, assistant
Assistant (Ed): Yes Daffy Duck?
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): Get me a pumpkin.
Assistant (Ed): I ate them all!
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): What??!?! 당신 ate all the pumpkins! We were supposed to make one into a coach.
Assistant (Ed): May I call 당신 Du Du?
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): Well, I think I have a replacement
(He pulls out a melon)
신데렐라 (Nazz): A Melon?
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): Yes. Now dont blink sweetie-cakes.
Assistant (Ed): Twinkie!
Eddy then turns the melon into a beautiful carriage.
신데렐라 (Nazz): Whoa, Its beautiful!
Assistant (Ed): Clang, clang, clang went the trolley!
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): Now we need some mice to turn into horses.
신데렐라 (Nazz): We don't have any mice in the house, but we do have a cat.
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): Perfect!
He then turns the cat into a white horse.
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): (staring at Ed) Now we need a coachmen to drive this prized carriage.
Assistant (Ed): What are 당신 staring at, mutant bug?
Then, the Fairy God Ed puts his assistant (Ed) into a colorful spiral.
Assistant (Ed): AHH! I am mutating!
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): Like I said a couple of weeks ago, being transformed doesn't hurt.
Assistant (Ed): O.K.
The Fairy God Ed (Eddy) turns Ed into a coachman,
Assistant (Ed): A dream come true, I am gravy!
신데렐라 (Nazz): Hurry up! Were losing time!
Assistant (Ed): Giddy up, mutant horse!
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): Remember, be back at midnight, 또는 the spell will be broken.
He then disappears.
(Cut to ballroom where the Prince (Edd) is dancing with an unidentified girl. The stepmother then comes up with May seized in her arm.)
Stepmother (Lee): (pushing unknown girl away) Oh princie, come and dance with my little May!
Edd, looking disgusted, dances with May and then swirls around May, she then is dancing with (confusedly) a cherub statue.
Lee then pulls May away from the statue.
Stepmother (Lee): O.K., now dance with Sarah.
Prince (Edd): Just a minute
(He then goes over to a 왕좌, 왕위 in which the King (Jonny) is sitting with Plank in his arms)
King (Jonny): Have 당신 found the girl 당신 want to marry yet?
Prince (Edd): Dad, I still haven't found.
(Cinderella (Nazz) then comes swaggering down the stairs looking sexy)
Prince (Edd): (continuing his sentence) The girl of my dreams!
(He then starts waltzing with her)
Stepsister #1 (Sarah): Who is that girl?
Stepsister #2 (May): She looks mighty familiar.
Prince (Edd): I didnt get your name.
신데렐라 (Nazz): Ci- (is suddenly interrupted 의해 the gonging clock which shows it to be 12:00.)
신데렐라 then runs off leaving a glass slipper on the stairs.
Prince (Edd): Who was that girl, and what was her name?
신데렐라 (Nazz) finally comes back to her house and the spell breaks apart, leaving Nazz in her regular raggy clothes, Ed back in his Assistant form, the coach as a melon, and the horse as a cat.
Fairy God Ed (Eddy): Looks like my work here is done. (He then disappears)
Assistant (Ed): Why a duck? (He also disappears)
(Cut to Cinderellas house where 신데렐라 (Nazz) is making slop for her stepmother and stepsisters. Suddenly, there is another knock on the door.)
Stepmother and Stepsisters (Lee, May, and Sarah): Cinderella! Get the door!
신데렐라 (Nazz): O.K. Cool your jets.
Its Rolf, who has come from the palace (like earlier in the fanfic) with a message from the prince
Stepmother (Lee): What? 당신 Again?
Messenger (Rolf): Hello, I have come from the palace of the handsome prince with a very special message. Whoever tries on this fancy-scmancy glass shoe, and fits inside it, will be his bride-to-be.
Stepmother (Lee): Try it on my little May first.
Messenger (Rolf): O.K. (looks at May's ugly feet) Her feet smell like the bottom of a swamp.
He then tries to put the slipper on May
Stepsister #1 (May): UHHHHHHHHHH! Its too tight.
Stepmother (Lee): Since it doesnt fit, try it on Sarah.
Again, Rolf tries to put the glass slipper on to Sarah.
Stepsister #2 (Sarah): UHHHHHH! My feet can't fit in this!
Messenger (Rolf): You're out of luck, hard to the core bossy family.
신데렐라 (Nazz): Can I try it on?
Messenger (Rolf): Who said that?
Stepmother (Lee): Oh, that's just Cinderella, she's nothing.
Messenger (Rolf): Maybe she is the lucky bride to be.
Rolf then tries to put the shoe on 신데렐라 and it fits.
Messenger (Rolf): Ahh! A perfect fit! 당신 are the lucky bride!
Stepmother and Stepsisters (Lee, May, and Sarah): WHAAAAT??????
신데렐라 then runs out of the door eventually ending up in the princes arms.
Prince (Edd): Will 당신 marry me Cinderella?
신데렐라 (Nazz): Oh yes!
Then, they go off in a beautiful carriage to the princes 성 to be married.
(Cut to the household, where the stepsisters are then complaining)
Stepsister #1 (May): Its not fair!
Stepsister #2 (Sarah): How come she gets to be married!
Stepmother (Lee): Maybe we were being a little too hard on her.
(The story then warbles back into the 부엌, 주방 where Nazz is leaning against the broom, resting. She then wakes up realizing that she did all the housework while she was daydreaming)
Lee: Were back! Looks like 당신 did all of the housework.
May: There wasn't a big sale at any stores we went to at the mall.
Sarah: So we just brought 당신 something!
Nazz: Let me see! (She then pulls out a sky blue, heavily sequined dress) Blue? I hate blue! I'd rather prefer pink.
----THE ED----
Cast
Nazz- Herself/Cinderella
Lee Kanker- Herself/Stepmother
Sarah- Herself/Stepsister #1
May Kanker- Herself/Stepsister #2
Edd- Prince Edward
Eddy- Fairy God Ed
Ed- Fairy God Eds Assistant
Jonny 2x4- King Jonny
Plank- Prince Plank III
