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SPOOF TREVOR:

SCENE ONE:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweat pants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a 랜덤 magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I suppose to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's suppose to distract 당신 as I steal your car.

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) 당신 just been T-Jacked, bitch!

SCENE 2:

on: So boss. Now that 당신 took care of the bikers? What we...
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SCENE 1:

Michael: Yeah. Because all I did was pull 당신 out of a trash town and into a mansion in Los Santos.. And what do I get!?.. Nothing., nothing but an old picture of 당신 in an old Hooker uniform, that I occasionally masterbate towards.

Jimmy: As do I

Micheal: (disgusted) OH MY GOD! That's disguesting! That's your mother!

Jimmy: I'm just being hones-

Micheal: (angrily) Get out! Get out of my house!

Jimmy: Bu-

Micheal: (punches violent hole in wall) I SAID GET OUT!

(later that same evening)

Amanda: I don't like this Micheal.

Jimmy: Yeah.. Uncle T? Man?

Mixheal: (glares) Jimmy?... Who let 당신 back...
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SCENE 1:
Packie: Fuck these people! Fuck your cause! Ireland ain't the only thing green! Dollars are two!
Derrick: Now 당신 said bloody Ireland! That's gonna narrow a 검색 isn't it!
Packie: Fuck you! Take the needle out of your arm, THEN tell me what to do!


SCENE 2:
Packie: Anyone else tries that shit and I'll shoot them WAIT between the eyes!


SCENE 3:
Packie: Well., I'm gonna rob it.. But the guy I'm with isn't very good.. I need someone "better" to watch our backs?... 당신 in? I hear 당신 are in need of money, and 당신 can keep whatever 당신 find in there.
Connor: I.. I don't know.
Packie: Relax, if...
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SCENE 1:
Michael: Alright everyone... Here's the game plan.. We're all professionals. We all know the score... We ride over. Grab what we need.. And walk wait though the front door... Packie.. I hope 당신 and your boy Connor can handle pressure.. We need intense pressure on security and management... Costomers however, are to be CALMLY subdued... We're in and out in ninety 초 boys!... So let's make it count.
Packie: I just hope nobody dies... I can't handle anymore loses
Michael: Just relax.. Just focus on one thing, and one thing only.. The score


SCENE 2:
Michael: (bursts into jewelry store,...
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I redid BEST OF SPOOF BILLY: (contains swearing)

SCENE 1:

Billy: Okay Johnny.. I'll ride up in your bike.

Johnny: I- I don't know man.. 당신 a bit of a dick to me.

Billy: Johnny boy. I have "never" been a dick to you.

Johnny: [rolls his eyes] Oh please! All 당신 EVER do is call me names and rip on me for being Jewish!

Billy: Johnny, when have I "ever" ripped on 당신 for being a Jew?

[in the playground when first meeting each other] You're a Jew!

{while they argue} Oh yeah! Well your just a stupid Jew!

[Riding on their bikes} SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN JEW MOUTH!

[at the club house, on the front steps] {angry at...
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:D never fails to put me in a good mood 사랑 당신 Joey tempest <3
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