Oh, it looks so yummy!
For it looks so yummy in my tummy!

당신 have probably heard these words,
For 당신 know what that feeling is,
For it is called hunger.
I am hunger to the extreme;
I am one of the Seven Deadly Sins.

I make 당신 hungry,
And yet not only hungry,
But famished to insanity.

Hunger is such
A short word for what I do
To you,
For in fact,
It is an understatement
Of what I do to you.

I make 당신 so greedy
When 당신 eat at the dinnertable
That 당신 eat everything in plain sight.
당신 eat 더 많이 than 당신 can take,
Just like some of the Israelites did
When they wandered for forty years in the desert
In the Book of Numbers.

I am the reason why
당신 have a sweet tooth,
Eating 디저트 after dessert,
Eating 초콜릿 bars,
And chocolate-chip cookies,
And Reese's 땅콩 버터 cups 의해 the dozens,
And 100 tons of 땅콩 버터 cookie dough,
And 300 lbs. of sugar cookies,
And 70 lbs. of cake,
And Milky Way 캔디 bars,
Along with the 3 Musketeers,
Along with Twix and Snickers and Baby Ruth,
And Payday, as well,
And Starburst,
And Airheads,
And pies after pies,
And long johns,
And pastries,
And danishes, too.
I make 당신 eat cinammon rolls,
And Swiss rolls,
As well,
And ecclaires,
And whatever 디저트 there is.

I am the reason 당신 gain weight,
For 당신 eat starches,
And candies,
And oily foods,
And pop-tarts for breakfast,
And pop and soda,
All at the same time.

I am amused at how
당신 are able to gain so much weight.
I am also amused with your high cholesterol,
Which will eventually lead to arteriosclerosis,
And I will be amused to see 당신 get a 심장 attack, as well.

I am one of your instincts,
So do not fall for me,
또는 당신 will be cursed
For the rest of eternity.