"I suppose I could riffle list some things that I care as little about as our last week together. Let me see... low-carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republic of National Conventions, kabala and all kabala related products. High def TV's, the bush order, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk'd, the Latin Grammies, the real Grammies, Jeff that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much. The Yankies, payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, everything in the the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything that exists! Past, present and future and all related dimensions.
Oh. And Hugh Jackman."

Yes that's right, I liked this quote so much I wrote it down. ;)

"so, are you saying that things like new orleans, cancer and hugh jackman all happen for a reason?"

Putting Hugh on the same lines as Cancer, pure gold.

"No, Carla. Men don't love that. It turns out we don't love picnics, foreplay, candles, baths, photo albums or when you drive so that we can "relax" and, as always, we're not that big on Hugh Jackman."

Love it!|

Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything - eve - everything that exists - past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman.