Hercules: 당신 like making deals. Take me in Meg's place.
Hades: Hmm. The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death.
Hercules: Going once...
Hades: Is there a downside to this?
Hercules: Going twice...
Hades: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 당신 get her out. She goes, 당신 stay.
[Hercules dives in to save Megara]
Hades: Oh, there's just one thing. You'll be dead before 당신 can get to her. That's not a problem, is it?

Hades: How sentimental. 당신 know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a 큰 덩어리, 한 조각 of moussaka caught in my throat.

Panic: "Hercules." Why does that name ring a bell?
Pain: I don't know. Um, maybe we owe him money?
Hades: What-was-that-name-again?
Meg: Hercules.
Panic: Wait, wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to...?
Pain, Panic: Oh, my Gods!
[they run, Hades seizes them]
Hades: So 당신 took care of him, huh? "Dead as a doornail." Weren't those your *exact* words?
Pain: This might be a different Hercules.
Panic: Yeah. I mean, Hercules is a very 인기 name nowadays.
Pain: Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?

Hades: We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go 집 happy. What do 당신 say? Come on.

Hades: It's a small underworld, after all, huh?

Hades: Zeusy, I'm home.

Hercules: People are... are gonna get hurt, aren't they?
Hades: Nah. I mean, it's, 당신 know, it's a possibility. It happens 'cause, 당신 know, it's war, but what can I tell ya. Anyway, what do 당신 owe these people, huh?

Hades: So is this an audience 또는 a mosaic?

Zeus: So, Hades, 당신 finally made it. How are things in the underworld?
Hades: Well, they're just fine. 당신 know, a little dark, a little gloomy. And, as always, hey, full of dead people. What are 당신 gonna do?

Hades: Pain!
Pain: Coming, your most lugubriousness.
Hades: Panic!
Panic: Oh, sorry. I can handle it.
[Runs down the stairs; trips and crashes into Pain; they tumble down the stairs; Pain is now stuck to Panic's horns]
Pain: Pain - Ow!
Panic: And Panic - eechk!
Pain, Panic: ...reporting for duty!
Hades: Fine, fine, fine. Just inform me the 분 the Fates arrive.
Panic: Oh, they're here!
Hades: [shouting] What! The Fates were here and 당신 didn't tell me?
Pain, Panic: Ohh... We are worms!
[as they grovel, they turn into worms]
Pain, Panic: Worthless worms!
Hades: Memo to me... Memo to me: Maim 당신 after my meeting.

Zeus: Aw, Hades, don't be such a stiff. 가입하기 the celebration.
Hades: 사랑 to, Babe. But unlike 당신 gods lounging about up here, I regretfully have a full-time job that you, 의해 the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus. So, can't. 사랑 to, but can't.

[after Pain and Panic, disguised as children, are rescued 의해 Hercules]
Hades: Stirring performance, boys. I was really moved.
Panic: "Jeepers, Mister"?
Pain: I was going for innocence.

Hades: [after taking Hercules' powers away] 당신 might feel just a little queasy. It's kinda natural. Maybe 당신 should... sit down.
[Knocks Hercules down with dumbells]
Hades: Now 당신 now how it feels to be like everyone else. Isn't it just peachy?

Hades: I'm sorry. 당신 mind runnin' that 의해 me again? I must have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear 또는 something...
Meg: Then read my lips - forget it!
Hades: Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet deluded little minion. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail?
[Hades explodes into flames]
Hades: [shouts] I own you!

Hades: He's gotta have a weakness, because everybody's got a weakness. I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. For the Trojans, hey, they bet on the wrong horse, okay?

Hades: I can't believe this guy. I throw everything I've got at him, and it doesn't even...
[Hades notices Pain is wearing Air-Hercs]
Hades: What... are... those?
Pain: Um, I don't know. I-I thought they looked kinda dashing.
Hades: I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, 또는 the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke,
[begins to shout]
Hades: and 당신 are wearing his merchandise?
[Hades almost blows up in front of Pain, but stops to see Panic slurping a Hercules drink]
Panic: [chuckling nervously] Thirsty?
[Hades shouts out loud, blows up and the whole city rumbles]

Hades: Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way.

Hades: Name's Hades, Lord of the dead. Hi, how ya doin'?

Hades: We were so close! So close, we tripped at the finish line! Why? Because our little *nut*-Meg has to go all noble.

Hades: Ah. There's the little sunspot. Little snootchie. And here is a sucker for the little sucker. Eh? Here 당신 go. 당신 just...
[Baby Hercules squeezes Hades' finger too tightly]
Hades: Sheesh. Uh, powerful little tyke.

Zeus: 당신 ought to slow down. You'll work yourself to death. Hah. Work yourself to death.
[all laugh]
Zeus: Oh, I kill myself.
Hades: [to himself] If only. If only.

Hades: Ladies. Hah. I am so sorry that I'm...
The Fates, The Fates, The Fates: Late.
The Fates: We knew 당신 would be.
The Fates: We know everything.
The Fates: Past.
The Fates: Present.
The Fates: And future.
The Fates: [aside, to Pain] Indoor plumbing. It's gonna be big.

Meg: I've done my part. Get your little imps...
Hades: They couldn't handle him as a baby. I need somebody who can... handle him as a man.
Meg: Hey, I've sworn off manhandling.
Hades: Well, 당신 know, that's good because that's what got 당신 into this 잼 in the first place, isn't it? 당신 sold your soul to me to save your boyfriend's life. And how does this creep thank you? 의해 running off with some babe. He hurt 당신 real bad, didn't he, Meg? Huh?
Meg: Look, I learned my lesson, okay?
Hades: Which is exactly why I got a feelin' you're gonna leap at my new offer. 당신 give me the key to bringing down Wonder Breath, and I give 당신 the thing that 당신 crave most in the entire cosmos: your freedom.

[Pegasus blows the flames off Hades' head]
Hades: Whoa. Is my hair out?

Hades: [anger rising] I'm about to rearrange the cosmos, and the one *schlemiel* who can louse it up is waltzing around in the woods.

Hades: What d'ya say? It's happy ending time. Everybody's got a little taste of somethin' but me. I got nothin'. I'm - I'm here with nothin'. Anybody listenin'? It's like I'm - What am I, an echo 또는 something? Hello? Hello? Am I talking to, what, hyperspace? Hello, it's me. Nobody listens.

The Fates: In 18 years precisely / The planets will align ever so nicely.
Hades: Ay, verse. Oy.
The Fates: The time to act will be at hand / Unleash the Titans, your monstrous band.
Hades: Mmm-hmm. Good, good.
The Fates: Then the once-proud Zeus will finally fall / And you, Hades, will rule all!
Hades: Yes! Hades *rules*!
The Fates: A word of caution to this tale...
Hades: Excuse me?
The Fates: Should Hercules fight, 당신 will fail.
[they laugh and disappear]
Hades: [shouting at the 상단, 맨 위로 of his lungs] What?
[calms down]
Hades: Okay, fine, fine. I'm cool. I'm fine.

Hades: Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little *nut*-Meg. What exactly happened here? I thought 당신 were gonna persuade the river guardian to 가입하기 my team for the uprising and here I am sort of... river-guardian-less.
Meg: Look, I gave it my best shot, but he made me an offer I had to refuse.

Hades: [Hercules and the Hydra are fighting, and the Hydra is winning, while Hades watches] My 가장 좋아하는 part of the game: sudden death.

Hades: Brothers. Titans. Look at 당신 in your squalid prison. Who put 당신 down there?
Titans: Zeus.
Hades: And now that I set 당신 free, what is the first thing 당신 are going to do?
Titans: Destroy him.
Hades: Good answer.

Hades: Guys, get your 타이타닉 rears in gear and kick some Olympian butt.

Hades: Well, gotta blaze. I have a whole cosmos up there waiting for me... with, hey, my name on it.

Hades: Pain. Panic. Got a little riddle for ya. How do 당신 kill a god?
Pain: [sounds assertive at first] I do not... know.
Panic: 당신 can't... they're immortal?
Hades: Bingo, they're immortal. So the first thing we gotta do is make the little sunspot... mortal.

Hades: If I say I want Wonder Boy's head on a platter, 당신 say...?
Meg: [without much enthusiasm] Medium 또는 well done?

Hades: Let's get ready to RUMBLLLLLLE!

Hades: Hercules, stop! 당신 can't do this to me, 당신 can't...
[Hercules punches Hades in the face]
Hades: Fine, okay, well I deserved that.

Hades: Meg, listen. Do 당신 hear that sound? It's the sound of your freedom, fluttering away, *forever*!
Meg: I don't care, I'm not going to help 당신 hurt him!
Hades: [sighs] I can't believe you're getting all worked up over some "guy."
Meg: This one is different. He's strong, he's caring, he would never do anything to hurt me...
Hades: He's a guy!
Meg: [smugly] Besides, O Oneness, 당신 *can't* beat him. He has no weaknesses! He...
[she turns and sees Hades smiling slyly at her]
Hades: I think he does, Meg.
[envelops her in his arm]
Hades: I truly think he does.