You know the deal by now. I write, you read, someone comments.
I know absolutely jack shit about 음악 and 노래 and all the technical stuff... This is just based on which is the nicest to listen to.
Plus, I have nothing to do. It's a Saturday and the only thing planned is lol'ing at Jessi Slaughter and finishing this stupidly easy mixed crossover video. Pfft.
So, yes, hmm. I would put a swearing warning, but there's no real need anymore.
On with the countdown?
8) Belle
I want adventure in the great wide somewhere... It's just too bad that I'm not cut out for it because I can't even be bothered to go out and find any adventure, let alone experience it.
Of course this isn't biased! How dare 당신 accuse me of that?
Though serious face, I really don't like Paige O'Hara's voice. I don't know why. I just don't like listening to it. It sounds bad and it's boring to listen to... And ugh, the songs really don't help.
This 기사 is going to be brief, based on what I just wrote, as I have know run out of things to say. Yay!
7) Snow White
Someday my Prince will come! If not, I've always wanted a labrador.
She's not last! It's a miracle!
Snow White's voice is best left unsaid. If it were any higher, they'd use her as a dog whistle in her spare time. Though, if it came down to it, I'd rather listen to her sing than Belle.
6) Cinderella
A dream is a wish your 심장 makes? Well, my 심장 is wishing for a 더 많이 interesting song and I'm not dreaming about it.
I feel bad to have 신데렐라 this low. It's 더 많이 the fact that her songs are so boring that we never get to hear her in a positive light. Damn.
I like her voice. It's sweet and soft and stuff. But 예수님 Christ, it coud be reclassified as a lullaby.
5) Mulan/Jasmine
Tell me Princess, when did 당신 last visit your vocal coach?
Why is it that 뮬란 sounds better than 재스민 속, 재 스민 when she sings, even though they both have the same 노래 voice? :/
재스민 속, 재 스민 is definitely dragging this duo down. I 사랑 listening to Reflection because Mulan's voice is just BEAUTIFUL. A Whole New World... Not so much.
4) Ariel
I wanna be where the people are, thank God I'll be mute, 또는 my singing'll scare 'em!
You're not allowed to boo.
I 사랑 Ariel's voice, and I 사랑 listening to Part Of Your World, but this is just a case of I 사랑 the others more. Plus, she has a freaky accent when she sings.
3) Aurora
Please sing again. I don't want my eardrums.
I 사랑 Aurora's 노래 voice. It's so operatic and I 사랑 the notes she can pull off.
Like Cinders though, her songs bore me so much that I just can't enjoy it properly. D:
2) Tiana
And to think I could've had Jessica Rabbit's job...
As if her talking isn't enough, Tiana also has to sing like an angel. Which begs the question: If she can sing that well, why doesn't she sing on the streets for a bit of extra money? Someone could discover her and she'd get her big break and then affording a restaurant would be a doddle!
Oh well. I 사랑 listening to her sing those lovely interesting songs of her's.
1) Pocahontas
Does the mountain sing with that much ferocity, too?
Could it be anyone else?
Pocahonts sings beautifully and her songs are just fantastic to listen to. She may not have the most powerful and technically sound voice but I think it's easily the nicest one to listen to out of the bunch.
Abrupt 기사 was abrupt.
I have a bloody headache. >:I
This makes me grouchy, hence why I just pistook everything in the captions. Oh, I need to go watch a horror film.
Do me and favour and rape link? Kthx.
Clopin's face is telling you to go rape Michelle's YouTube... DO IT. DO IT NOW.
