디즈니 프린세스 Article: Life If Maleficent Had Never Cursed Aurora

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Life If Maleficent Had Never Cursed Aurora

posted by dclairmont

....Well this is awkward

Get ready for the stupidest story ever......*If I were you, I'd leave now*

The two good faries had already given Aurora her gifts of Beauty and Song, but Merryweather still had hers to give. Merryweather was just about to give her gift, but then, out of no where, the evil and diabolical....wait where is she? "Cut. Where's Maleficent? We can't do this film without her, she is the only interesting character in this story *not my view, not my view, not my view*. Okay, change in plans, Merryweather give your gift now, andddd action." Merryweather then sprinkled her magic and said her words that kept everyone on the edge of their seats. "Well, I give Aurora the power to....be strong and invincible!" And with that everyone began to clap and celebrate as Aurora stayed bunched up in her blankets. 분 later, Aurora's mother decided to check on her beauty baby gir-wait why was there a rock in Aurora's carriage? Aurora's mother began to panic, but soon the rock began to sing and it was the most beautiful thing she had ever heard. Then 퀸 Leah took a 초 look at that rock, it sure was beautiful, the most beautiful rock she had ever seen. The rock had all the right moves in all the right places and curves that would make the boys faint. Surely this rock wasn't her daughter, but then she remember Merryweather wished for her to be strong and invincible, two characteristics of rocks.... 퀸 Leah knew this rock was her daughter, and she decided she would raise it into a beautiful young boulder.

15 Years Later
"Mom can I go take a walk?" Aurora asked her mother. "Well, I guess...but be careful! Last time someone almost threw 당신 in a pond." Aurora rolled outside and began to sing her song that she had sang so many times before, "I wonder, I wonder, if I keep on rolling I'll roll into a human's body," but this time was different, this time, as she rolled down the 언덕, 힐 at an uncontrollable speed she began to transform into a human. "Oh this is wonderful!" She got up and looked at her reflection in the water and was appalled! Her neck was .5 inches too long. With that she decided she was too ugly and decided to drown herself in the pool. The end! *Don't worry, she ended up becoming a mermaid, only to be killed 5 days later 의해 Ariel because Ariel was jealous of Aurora's pointy chin which could easily slice 물고기 to eat*

But rocks are so last century!

PrueFever, turtleslikesnow and 6 others like this

Animated_Paint ...I have no idea what I just read XD But it was very amusing, and unique. So good on you for that ^^

mhs1025 ????????????

Mongoose09 "The rock had all the right moves in all the right places and curves that would make the boys faint." ^ OMG. YOU JUST MADE MY DAY WITH THAT LINE LMAO HAHHAHA

Newbiehere13 *gasp* I love it! xD

dclairmont thanks everyone! I don't know what was going through my mind while making this article...

princecatcher93 I think I broke my sides with to much laughter. Are you going to do more?

dclairmont Thanks, haha. And possibly...

SarahCorine Oh my gosh! That made no sense yet it was the cutest and adorable story I've ever heard of Aurora. lol I love it! I was having fun reading it. Very nice.

dclairmont Thanks a lot :)

MacytheStrange This was hilarious, but the part that REALLY made me laugh was: "She got up and looked at her reflection in the water and was appalled! Her neck was .5 inches too long." I can relate, my whole life I've lived with the shame of having a neck that was 0.0000000001 inches too long. Sigh...

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The 디즈니 Princesses 팬 Relate to the Most

posted by dimitri_

Looking at these results, I can understand why some Princesses appeal to the general public more. A total of 18 users took part in this countdown and I averaged out the rankings. I included Anna and Elsa because I think they are both such fun characters to analyze. Anyway, the 제목 says it all, enjoy! :)

13. MERIDA

75 points

Some people have the same type of relationship Merida and Elinor share. I argue with my mom all the time, ALL THE TIME. Though I can't say I really relate to Merida's personality and I wouldn't do anything Merida does. I might think about wanting to change what's coming...

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Which DP I think they look like

posted by fiina

Yeah so this is my opinion which DP some people here look like. And I admit that my opinion can be far away of what 당신 think and my opinion which one they look isn't in any way "right"one. This is really.. eh.. simple 기사 but well I tried to be simple.
Thanks to everyone who 게시됨 their picture(none of 당신 are ugly!) and please don't get offended, from one picture it's really hard to create ful image of 당신 and if 당신 think something I wrote it's competely wrong it's just my stupidity. 당신 know yourself the best :)

link Belle[/b]

Well sadly from this picture is hard to say much when...

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FrankenPunzel Part 1

posted by dclairmont

Chapter 1: Doing Mother's Deeds

I slipped into the door of the unknowing family. The door creaked as I shut it, 의해 the family was so full of conversation and laughter they wouldn't be able to notice. Gothel had made this too easy for me. This was my 초 chore today, so I was naturally getting very tired, but I'd do anything for Mother, anything. I walked emotionless into the 부엌, 주방 where the family sat down for dinner.

They finally notice me. "Woah, how'd 당신 get in here?" the father asks. "Are 당신 lost?" Yes, I was quite lost, but not in the way he was implying.

"I'm sorry," I whispered,...

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My 가장 좋아하는 디즈니 Princess List (Updated)

posted by bluerose777

12. Tiana
Previous Position: 10 (Dropp two places)
I don't like Tiana even 더 많이 than last time, because she's too serious and I hete it she kissed frog because she believe frog will turn into prince and help her with restaurant
Favorite hairstyle: bun with tiara
Favorite outfit: blue dress with gloves and tiara
Favorite song: When We're Human
Favorite 노래 quote: I've work hard for everything I got
Favorite quote: My dream wouldn’t be complete without 당신 in it

11. Mulan
Previous Position: 8 (Dropp three places)
I don't think 뮬란 it's great character 또는 role model but I like her a little bit more...

My 가장 좋아하는 디즈니 Princess Sequel/Prequel Wardrobes

posted by bluerose777

7. Pocahontas
I don't like her outfits, she's got just 3
6.Mulan
Her outfits are dark and a little bit odd
5. Aurora
Her outfits are very odd
4. Jasmine
I like 담홍색, 핑크 and purple dress
3. Ariel
I like them but I prefer my 상단, 맨 위로 2
2. Belle
She's got really pretty outfits but I prefer 다음 wardrobe
1. Cinderella
Her wardrobe is great!

My 가장 좋아하는 디즈니 Princess Hairstyles

posted by bluerose777

12. Merida
I don't like her hairstyles she's got only two: loose and with white 캡, 모자 (this one is hideous)
11. Snow White
I don't like short hair especially in blue bow
10. Moana
I like only one hair style: loose
9. Rapunzel
I don't like her short hair and braid I like only loose with tiara
8. Tiana
I like only bun and hight 조랑말 tail
7. 뮬란
I like her loose hair and hair with flower
6. Cinderella
I like braids, loose and 조랑말 tail
5. Ariel
I like loose, with flower, wedding updo and loose but styled
4. Pocahontas
I like her all hairstyles except helmet
3. Jasmine
I 사랑 her all hairstyles except low 조랑말 tail
2. Belle
I like her all hairstyles but I prefer my number #1
1. Aurora
Her all hairstyles are stunning

My 가장 좋아하는 디즈니 Princess Hairstyles Countdown-Part 4 20-11

posted by bluerose777

20. 뮬란 with flower
19. 뮬란 long and loose
18. 신데렐라 low 조랑말 tail
17. Merida loose
16. Pocahontas loose
15. 신데렐라 loose
14. Belle 조랑말 tail with blue bow
13. Ariel loose
12. Ariel loose but styled
11. Moana with flower

My 가장 좋아하는 디즈니 Princess Hairstyles Countdown-Part 3 30-21

posted by bluerose777

30. 신데렐라 brainds
29. Rapunzel long and loose
28. 신데렐라 wedding updo
27. Ariel loose with flower
26. Tiana bun
25. Ariel wedding updo
24. 신데렐라 maid updo
23. Ariel with blue bow
22. 뮬란 short hair
21. Snow White with red bow

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Let's Compare. 기사 3: Both versions of Cinderella.

posted by mhs1025

Hello, guys! I hope you've been having a good week! Again, I'm SO sorry I took incredibly long posting my last one! (Life getting in the way, certain members of my family having one birthday after another, including me, and the holidays are just afew examples. I also want to apologize about the delay on this one, too. Hopefully, this delay wasn't as long!) Now with 더 많이 time on my hands, I'll likely be able to post this one sooner. Now, why don't we get on the thing, shall we? ;)

Today's 기사 will be about both versions of Cinderella.

The characters:

Cinderella:

One thing I admire about the...

Let's Compare. 기사 2: Both versions of Beauty And The Beast.

posted by mhs1025

Hi, y'all! I hope 당신 enjoyed the 기사 I 게시됨 last, and I hope you'll enjoy 더 많이 in the future!

Today's 기사 will be about both versions of Beauty And The Beast.

The characters:

(Before I begin, I just want to say as much as I 사랑 the characters, I might not be able to include them all, but, I'll try my best to give them a mention 또는 two. If I leave out a character 당신 love, my sincerest apologies in advance.)

Belle:

I have to be honest, I thought both versions were just outstanding. One thing I liked about the live-action Belle, though, is her bravery. (I.E. When she tried to escape after...

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재스민 속, 재 스민 Mary Sue Test

posted by sweetie-buttons

I started doing Jasmine's test in my head and noticed she fit a lot of the traits (including ones I left out because I thought they applied to all princesses). So I decided to write it down.

Unique traits without contacts 또는 hair dye- No, she has black hair and brown eyes.
An odd name- No. 'Jasmine' is probably the most common name out of the DPs (and Anna, but the pronunciation is unique).
Looks constantly commented on- Yes. 의해 알라딘 and the suitors, and like Esmeralda, she uses it as a weapon. 1.
Always the hero- No. She's almost as much of a damsel in distress as the classic princesses.
Multiple...

Aurora Mary Sue Test

posted by sweetie-buttons

Welcome to the last of the classic Mary Sue tests. This one is going to be difficult, since Aurora has so little screentime and personality. But I'll try my best.

Unique traits without contacts 또는 hair dye- Yes. It's hard to gauge Aurora's exact eye color, but she seems to have 제비꽃, 바이올렛 eyes, which is definitely unique (and not even natural). Since it's not a natural trait in real people, it's getting a full point. 1.
An odd name- No. 'Aurora' is probably the most normal name of the classic princesses, and not that out there. Even Briar Rose isn't that unusual.
Looks constantly commented on-...

Elsa Mary Sue Test

posted by sweetie-buttons

This is another Mary Sue test. I decided to do Elsa after Anna. I think she's accused of being a Mary Sue 더 많이 (though neither of them are accused much).

Unique traits without contacts 또는 hair dye- Platinum blonde hair isn't super common, though it can be explained 의해 her ice powers (but it isn't made clear that's the explanation like with Rapunzel). .5
An odd name- No. 'Elsa' isn't that odd of a name.
Looks constantly commented on- No. I can't remember Elsa's looks being commented on much.
Always the hero- No. I can't remember her saving anyone aside from herself.
Multiple characters falling...

Hacks that can save your life with 디즈니 Princecses!

posted by elsafan1010

Hello! This 기사 contains paragraphs about hacks with 디즈니 Princesses! I don't want to make the introduction part long, because I am so excited to write this :) Hoping 당신 enjoy <3!

Hack 1- Longer Essay with Merida

Merida is again sitting in front of her desk. Her mother is forcing her to 'home education' again and Merida has only 20 분 left for the deadline. Merida types fast as she can, and writes an essay about nature with 1000 characters but the minimum is 1500 to publish. She has nothing coming to her mind!

Hack time! Merida picks the color white for the letters in 구글 documents...

Dungeons & 용 & 디즈니 Princesses - Raya

posted by MaidofOrleans

Dungeons & 용 (or D&D for short) is a super fun 테이블 탑, 테이블 톱 roleplaying game that's been around since the 1970s but has recently gained a fair bit of popularity. I've been playing the game for around eight years at time of writing, and I strongly recommend 당신 give it a try if 당신 ever get the chance. It's really an absolute blast! D&D has always been one of my 가장 좋아하는 hobbies, but within the last two years it's become an even bigger part of my life. Since I've been having so much fun with it recently, I decided it was finally time to try something I'd always wanted to do: turning...

Dungeons & 용 & 디즈니 Princesses - Elsa

posted by MaidofOrleans

Dungeons & 용 (or D&D for short) is a super fun 테이블 탑, 테이블 톱 roleplaying game that's been around since the 1970s but has recently gained a fair bit of popularity. I've been playing the game for around eight years at time of writing, and I strongly recommend 당신 give it a try if 당신 ever get the chance. It's really an absolute blast! D&D has always been one of my 가장 좋아하는 hobbies, but within the last two years it's become an even bigger part of my life. Since I've been having so much fun with it recently, I decided it was finally time to try something I'd always wanted to do: turning...

Dungeons & 용 & 디즈니 Princesses - Merida

posted by MaidofOrleans

Dungeons & 용 (or D&D for short) is a super fun 테이블 탑, 테이블 톱 roleplaying game that's been around since the 1970s but has recently gained a fair bit of popularity. I've been playing the game for around eight years at time of writing, and I strongly recommend 당신 give it a try if 당신 ever get the chance. It's really an absolute blast! D&D has always been one of my 가장 좋아하는 hobbies, but within the last two years it's become an even bigger part of my life. Since I've been having so much fun with it recently, I decided it was finally time to try something I'd always wanted to do: turning...

Dungeons & 용 & 디즈니 Princesses - Rapunzel

posted by MaidofOrleans

Dungeons & 용 (or D&D for short) is a super fun 테이블 탑, 테이블 톱 roleplaying game that's been around since the 1970s but has recently gained a fair bit of popularity. I've been playing the game for around eight years at time of writing, and I strongly recommend 당신 give it a try if 당신 ever get the chance. It's really an absolute blast! D&D has always been one of my 가장 좋아하는 hobbies, but within the last two years it's become an even bigger part of my life. Since I've been having so much fun with it recently, I decided it was finally time to try something I'd always wanted to do: turning...

Dungeons & 용 & 디즈니 Princesses - Snow White

posted by MaidofOrleans

Dungeons & 용 (or D&D for short) is a super fun 테이블 탑, 테이블 톱 roleplaying game that's been around since the 1970s but has recently gained a fair bit of popularity. I've been playing the game for around eight years at time of writing, and I strongly recommend 당신 give it a try if 당신 ever get the chance. It's really an absolute blast! D&D has always been one of my 가장 좋아하는 hobbies, but within the last two years it's become an even bigger part of my life. Since I've been having so much fun with it recently, I decided it was finally time to try something I'd always wanted to do: turning...