“I’ve got so much to tell you.”
Fiona slid down the other side of the 언덕, 힐 and exclaimed joyfully “You did it! 당신 rescued me! You’re amazing! You’re wonderful! You’re-!”

She was cut off as 슈렉 abruptly landed on 상단, 맨 위로 of poor Donkey. Elsa slid down beside them and ran up to hug her cousin. “I’ve got so much to tell you,” she smiled.

“Yeah, what happened? I heard 당신 got married,” Fiona said, frowning slightly.

Elsa glanced at 슈렉 and Donkey. “It’s a long story,” she muttered.

Fiona nodded, understandingly. They could talk about it all later. Now she walked up to 슈렉 and stated “I am eternally in your debt, good Sir Knight.” Donkey cleared his throat and she petted him. “And where would a great knight be without his noble steed?”

“Alright, I hope 당신 heard that,” Donkey said to Shrek. “She called me a noble steed. She think I’m a steed.”

“The battle is won,” Fiona declared. “You may remove your helmet, good Sir Knight.”

Elsa and Donkey exchanged a worried glance.

“Uh, no,” 슈렉 protested. “I-I have 헬멧 hair.”

“Please?” Fiona smiled. “I wouldst look upon the face of my rescuer.”

“Oh, no 당신 wouldn’t-st,” 슈렉 insisted.

“But how will 당신 키스 me?”

Elsa felt her jaw drop as 슈렉 backed into the slope with a yelp of “What? That wasn’t in the job description!”

“Maybe it’s a perk,” Donkey suggested, brightly.

“No, it’s destiny,” Fiona insisted. “Oh, 당신 must know how it goes. A princess locked in a tower and beset 의해 a dragon is rescued 의해 a 메리다와 마법의 숲 knight, and then they share True Love’s First Kiss.”

“Um, Fiona, I really don’t think that Shrek’s your True Love,” Elsa began as both Donkey and 슈렉 began to laugh.

Fiona put her hands on her hips. “What is so funny?”

“Let’s just say I’m not your type, ok, Princess?” 슈렉 laughed.

“Of course 당신 are, you’re my rescuer,” Fiona insisted. “Now remove your helmet.”

“Look, I don’t think this is a good-”

“Just take off the helmet.”

“I’m not going to.”

“Take it off.”

“No.”

Elsa and Donkey looked back and forth between the two like they were watching a 테니스 match, as Fiona ended the 토론 with a loud “NOW!”

“Alright!” 슈렉 exclaimed. “Easy! As 당신 command, your Highness.”

Elsa watched Fiona’s expression turn from curiousity to disappointment as 슈렉 tried to give her an appealing look. “You’re an-an ogre.”

Well, at least she hadn’t screamed and fled, Elsa thought, but then, in her condition, why would she?

“Oh, 당신 were expecting Prince Charming?” 슈렉 guessed.

“Well, yes, actually,” Fiona replied. “Oh no, this is all wrong. You’re not supposed to be an ogre.”

슈렉 sighed. “Princess, I was sent to rescue 당신 의해 Prince Hans. He’s the one who wants to marry you.”

“Well, then, why didn’t he come rescue me?” Fiona asked.

“Good question,” 슈렉 replied, now removing the rest of his armour. “You should ask him that when we get there.”

Elsa went over to help him take off his arm guards. 슈렉 looked surprised but said nothing.

“But I have to be rescued 의해 my True Love,” Fiona insisted, “not 의해 my cousin, some ogre and his pet!”

“Well, so much for a “noble steed,” Donkey said.

“Look, Princess, you’re not making my job any easier,” 슈렉 said.

“Well, I’m sorry but your job is not my problem,” Fiona insisted, arms folded. “You can tell Prince Hans that if he wants to rescue me properly, I’ll be waiting for him right here!”

So saying, she sat down on the nearest rock. Elsa knew her cousin well enough 의해 now to know that no amount of words would 옮기기 her from the position, but then again, maybe they didn’t need words.

“Hey, I’m no one’s messenger boy, alright?” 슈렉 growled, stepping up to her. “I’m a delivery boy.”

“You wouldn’t dare,” Fiona challenged.

슈렉 did dare. He grabbed her and slung her over one shoulder like a sack. “You two coming?”

“Hey, what are 당신 doing? Put me down!” Fiona shrieked.

“Um, yeah, we’re right behind you,” Donkey said.

Elsa knew that she ought to say, even do, something to get 슈렉 to put her cousin down, but the situation seemed suddenly so hilarious that she couldn’t help laughing.

“Put me down!” Fiona demanded, battering at Shrek. “Elsa, do something!”

“Um, sorry, he’s a bit...tall,” Elsa spluttered through her laughter.

“Thanks a lot! Put me down 또는 당신 will suffer the consequences!” Fiona snapped. “This is not dignified! Put me down!”

After a few hours of good solid walking, however, she gave up and resigned herself to being carried like a sack over Shrek’s shoulder and listening to Donkey’s chatter. Elsa had stopped laughing now and we beginning to wish that someone would carry her as well, her feet were beginning to ache with jogging to keep up with Shrek’s long strides.

“Ok, ok, how about this?” Donkey said. “Say there’s a woman who digs you, but 당신 don’t really like her in that way; how do 당신 let her down real easy so her feelings aren’t hurt but 당신 don’t get burnt to a crisp and eaten? How 당신 do that?”

“Well, just tell her she’s not your True Love,” Fiona said. “Everyone knowst what happens then they find their-hey!” she added as 슈렉 gave her a jolt to shake her out of her daydream mood. She sighed. “The sooner we get to Southern Isles, the better.”

“Oh, yes, you’re gonna 사랑 it there, Princess, it’s beautiful,” Donkey grinned.

“And what of my groom-to-be, Prince Hans? What’s he like?”

“Well, 슈렉 thinks he’s compensating for something, which I think means he has a really small-”

“Donkey!” 슈렉 cut in, dropping Fiona and stepping into a nearby pond to wash off.

“What?” Donkey asked, innocently.

Elsa managed a giggle. She could guess what Donkey had been about to say. Something about all this bothered her, though. She had a feeling that she had heard of Prince Hans before 슈렉 또는 Donkey even mentioned him, and she wished she could remember how.     
“Yes, well, I imagine he’s just jealous that he can never measure up to a great ruler like Prince Hans,” Fiona retorted, folding her arms.

“Yeah, well maybe you’re right, Princess,” 슈렉 shrugged, “but I’ll let 당신 judge for yourself when we get there tomorrow.”

“Tomorrow?” Fiona glanced at the sun, which was beginning to set. “It’ll take that long? Shouldn’t we stop to make camp?”

“No, that’ll take longer,” 슈렉 countered. “We can keep going.”

Elsa got to her feet. “Shrek, she’s right. We should stop at night. There’s robbers in the woods and who knows what else?”

“Whoa, time out, Shrek!” Donkey exclaimed with a jump. “Camp is definitely starting to sound good!”

“Come on, I’m scarier than anything we’re going to see in this forest,” 슈렉 insisted.

“I need to find somewhere to camp NOW!” Fiona bellowed, suddenly in his face.

슈렉 and Donkey exchanged a nervous look.

Eventually, 슈렉 found a cave which Fiona stated would be perfect, with “a few homey touches,” such as a door torn from the bark of a large tree.

“Do 당신 want me to come in a read 당신 a bedtime story, ‘cause I will,” Donkey called.

“I said goodnight!” Fiona snapped.

“Goodnight, Donkey!” Elsa called, fondly. “Night, Shrek!”

Alone at last, Fiona sighed and watched as her slight, human figure became that of a large green ogress . “So, go on, then? Why are 당신 here with a couple of jokers like them when 당신 should be ruling Duloc with-”

“With a husband who doesn’t 사랑 me?” Elsa interrupted. She sighed. “He was just using me, Fiona, for my powers. He doesn’t really want a wife who just happens to be able to control ice and snow, he wants someone he can use as a weapon against those he’s at war with.” She lay down on a large slab of stone. “Forget it. True 사랑 doesn’t exist for me.”

“I’m so sorry,” Fiona whispered.

Elsa shrugged. “Don’t know what I’m going to do now. Maybe I’ll just stay with those two.” She gestured towards their make-shift door. “Make an ice extension on Shrek’s house, have an indoor ice rink. I think Donkey would 사랑 that.”

Fiona sat up, slightly. “What are they saying? I can’t hear.”

The two girls moved cautiously to the door and listened, in time to hear Donkey saying “Hey, Shrek, what’s your problem, what 당신 got against the whole world anyway?”

“Look, I’m not the one with the problem, Donkey, it’s the world that seems to have a problem with me,” 슈렉 replied. “People take one look at me and go “Argh, help, run, a big stupid ugly ogre!” He sighed. “They judge me before they even know me. That’s why I’m better off alone.”

Elsa glanced at Fiona, noticing that her cousin looked slightly downhearted 의해 that.

“You know,” Donkey said, “when we first met, I didn’t think 당신 were just a big stupid ugly ogre.”

“Yeah,” 슈렉 replied. “I know.”

And neither did I, Elsa thought, before closing her eyes and drifting off to sleep.

***

“I’m sorry, Lord Farquaad,” stated the Captain of the Guards. “There’s no sign of Princess Elsa anywhere.”

“Keep looking,” Farquaad ordered. “She’s got to be out there somewhere.”

He winced, holding onto his chest. Ever since Elsa had hit him with her powers, accidently, he reminded himself, she hadn’t done it on purpose, he had felt cold inside, and it was spreading. It ached, although not as much as being without Elsa.

“Sit down, my Lord,” one of his servants ventured, offering him a chair. “You’re not yourself.”

“I’m not going to be myself until I get my wife back,” Farquaad retorted, although he took a chair anyway. “What?” he added, seeing his Captain suddenly staring at him.

“Your hair, my Lord,” the Captain replied.

Farquaad frowned and felt it, and then his servant shoved a mirror in front of him. He stared. A few strands of his hair had turned white. Before he could say anything, though, there was a great crash as the front door was ripped almost right off its hinges and the Captain and his guards whirled around, weapons ready as another barrage of guards marched into the castle, led by...

“Prince Hans!” Farquaad scowled. “I might have known.”

Prince Hans smirked as he raised his sword. “Just in the neighbourhood and thought I’d invade, Lord Farquaad.”

“Captain, show our “esteemed guest” the door,” Farquaad growled.

“Oh, I wouldn’t do that if I were you, Farquaad,” Hans smirked. “I’ve got my guards 게시됨 all over this place, and besides, it’s not 당신 we’re here for, it’s that witch 당신 married.”

Farquaad’s head shot up. “Elsa?”

“Oh, I know what she is. And I know she’s done that to you.” He pointed his sword at Farquaad’s hair. “She’s going to be done for high treason.”

“If 당신 lay a finger on her-!”

“What, Farquaad? You’ll be 겨울왕국 solid soon and even Princess Elsa can’t save you. I give 당신 two days tops before you’re nothing but ice forever, and then your Princess is going to be executed for killing her own husband.”