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posted by KateKicksAss
*To the tune of "Dangerous and Moving, 의해 t.A.T.u.. If 당신 don't know that song, here's a link: link*

Anyways, Dangerous and Moving, Death Eater style!

We'll take over the world today,
And never give it back,
And this is what the Order members say,
Our lives are evil and black
And this is how we move
And this is how we sway
Danger is the truth
We fell and rose again!

We broke out of Azkaban,
We're perilous and looming
We're dangerous and moving,
We're dangerous and moving!

We’ll burn everything down,
We’re perilous and looming
We’re dangerous and moving,
We’re dangerous and moving

We’ll have no mercy...
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Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s 더 많이 to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do 당신 mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call 당신 Bella?

BL: No.

RS: How would 당신 describe your relationship with the man known as...
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I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, 당신 know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
Credit: Me Myself and I


1. 당신 throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. 당신 wear at least some black every day.

3. 당신 rip your clothes on purpose.

4. 당신 call people 당신 don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. 당신 yell "CRUCIO!" at people when 당신 get mad.

6. 당신 carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" 또는 an "L", 당신 accidentally type out a Bellatrix 또는 a Lestrange instead.

9. 당신 think her birthday should...
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Greetings, new follower:

If 당신 are 읽기 this letter then 당신 have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If 의해 some unprecedented chance 당신 are 읽기 this and 당신 have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest 당신 put down this letter and leave now, 또는 the consequences for 당신 will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which 당신 must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate...
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I found these fascinating, thought 당신 guys might too, :)
And yeah, it's not ALL Death Eaters, but they're all Slytherins, :P


Bellatrix - “Bella” is a construct of the word “bellum” meaning “war” and “trix” refers to “a woman in power.” Bellatrix is therefore known as the “Female Warrior” and is also the pale yellow 별, 스타 indicating the left shoulder of the constellation Orion, the Great Hunter.

Blaise - Blaise was the teacher of Merlin. From the Roman name Blasius, which means “lisping.” From the Latin “blaesus.” A famous bearer...
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I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.



1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, 당신 got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than 당신 look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for 당신 now!!" *Prepare yourself 의해 getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did 당신 say something?"

5. "Why do you...
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posted by KateKicksAss
Credit: mugglenet.com

1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate 다음 to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. ...enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him 당신 스톨, 훔친 his teddy bear.

8. Tell him 당신 won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him 당신 were just kidding and said teddy 곰 has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak...
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I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, 당신 know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
Credit: Me Myself and I


1. 당신 throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. 당신 wear at least some black every day.

3. 당신 rip your clothes on purpose.

4. 당신 call people 당신 don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. 당신 yell "CRUCIO!" at people when 당신 get mad.

6. 당신 carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" 또는 an "L", 당신 accidentally type out a Bellatrix 또는 a Lestrange instead.

9. 당신 think her birthday should...
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posted by KateKicksAss
A handy-dandy Wikihow 기사 on how to make a horcrux, for all 당신 aspiring Dark witches and wizards out there!
Credit: wikihow.com


1. Become an extremely powerful witch 또는 wizard. This will take years of study and sacrifice which lie beyond the scope of a WikiHow article. As a general guide 당신 should not attempt to create a horcrux until 당신 can cast non-verbal killing curses.

2. Locate an object of extreme significance to you. An emotional attachment to the object will aid the process and make it easier on your body and soul.

3. Bathe in the Water of Sorrows and eat 1 cup of paste made from...
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I throw my wand up in the air sometimes
saying,"Ah-oh, my name is Draco!"

I wanna celebrate and kill Dumbledore
saying "Ah-oh,old man, just let go."

We gonna rock the school
We gonna go all night
We gonna light professors up
like they're dynamite!

Cause I dueled 당신 once,
Now I dueled 당신 twice

We gonna light them up
like they're dynamite.


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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up 의해 노래 바닷가, 비치 Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say 당신 taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the...
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