1. 당신 have a Bowie song set as your iphone ringtone.
2. 당신 have him as your lock screen and 집 screen.
3. 당신 go to Google, click 이미지 and type "Bowieporn" in the 검색 box.
4. 당신 imagine "the one" in your head constantly and he looks like an exact replica of David Bowie.
5. 당신 really hate Morrissey and/or Elton John.
6. 당신 can smell a poser a mile away...
7. Almost all the songs 당신 know how to play on the 기타 are Bowie songs.
8. 당신 dub January 8 as Bowie Appreciation Day.
9. 당신 ship Dick Bagger.
10. watching the steamy 사랑 scene in The Fault in Our Stars with your friend 당신 make...
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