A Store Solely Dedicated to Twilight

I bought this book for my sister and have not read it yet but it looks hilarious.
This is just the blurb, but its really funny and I thought 당신 would all apereciate it.

About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.

And thus Belle 거위, 거 위 falls in 사랑 with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard...

LOL. Revamped. Get it? 'Cause like, Twilight has 뱀파이어 and stuff... [/lame]

Okay, the Momcat has FINALLY gotten off her fat, lazy butt and done some much-needed work on some of the rules for our spot. When the spot first got started, it was fairly small and having wiggle-room wasn't such a problem; so my first batch of rules weren't all that specific. But our CAT has had many, many new 고양이 since then, and consequently, things have gotten crazier and messier. A lot of people have gotten confused about what this place is for, and what we're about. The CAT isn't what it used to be.

So hopefully,...