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I know, this has nothing to do with Twilight... much. But I couldn't resist putting it here.
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I felt a compelling need to write this 기사 because recently I have found myself 더 많이 constantly thrust into situations and debates where I have to defend the Harry Potter fandom against the Twilight fandom, which I despise so much. My best friend and her family are actually major pro-Twilight fans. This past evening made me realize that there are so many reasons why Harry Potter is much 더 많이 awesome than Twilight, and its not just the obvious ones either. Thus, I give 당신 all the evidence 당신 will ever need to successfully pwn a Twilight 팬 trying to bring your fandom down.

Obvious Reasons...
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I'll never be an 이모 vampire, Setting tweenaged loins on fire.
I've got nothing in common with the 뱀파이어 of today.
They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away.
This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the vampire rules.
I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isn't cool.
Girls won't climb up trees with me 또는 canoodle in the grass.
And when I play vampire baseball, I always get picked last.
Oh come on! Seriously dudes. That's a human 당신 just picked over me.
I've seduced all kinds of women from all over the world.
But, now the only dates I get...
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i had nothing to do absolutely nothing to do. As i was so bored i began drawing through one of Dimitri's 가장 좋아하는 cowboy novels i had a feeling this would annoy him. suddenly i felt someone looming above me i turned around, it was Dimitri just as i thought he was going to be annoyed with me for sure.
"What are 당신 doing Roza?" he asked
I grinned. he picked up the novel that i was drawing in i hope he didn't see it.
"Ah one of 가장 좋아하는 books." he opened the book and saw my lovely work of art. He frowned at me.
"Busted." i laughed nervously
"Rose why are 당신 destroying my books?" he asked sternly...
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Despite whatever impressions 당신 may have garnered from the 제목 of this article, this is not about glorifying Twilight over His Dark Materials. It's about scolding the movie industry for giving New moon the green light while simultaneously giving The Subtle Knife the red light.

I know that Hollywood is a business, just as book selling is a buisness, above all else. The only time films are made for the sake of making films anymore is if they're independent. I admit that the occasional brilliantly artistic film makes it into the mainstream, and when it does, it's often recognized and lauded....
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posted by AliceHaleCullen
Rightio, it's been a while since I wrote an 기사 and my best friend recently told me something that shocked me beyond belief.

She was walking through our local town centre in a 'Team Jacob' t-shirt, and a 랜덤 girl she didn't even know just walked up to her, punched her and called her numerous swear words just because her 셔츠 didn't say 'Team Edward'.

This really opened my eyes to how violent Twilight series 'fans' can be. It's not acceptable to 펀치 someone in the face if they've done something, let alone because they have a different opinion on something.

Since then she's been to scared...
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posted by Dearheart
Bwahahaha! Welcome, little people! *cues scary pipe organ music* Yes, the C.A.T.’s out of the bag. It’s true. There are people in existence who do NOT worship the ground the Stephenie Meyer walks on. But before all 당신 Twi-hards get mad about it and 신고 us, let me tell 당신 what this spot is NOT. Twi-haters, this applies to 당신 as well, so listen up.

This is not an anti spot. (Read that sentence twice, please.)

We are not here to bash Stephenie Meyer 또는 her fans, nor are we here to hate Twilight for the sake of hating it. That’s just as stupid (if not 더 많이 so) as obsessing over Twilight...
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