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Interesting facts all about the Twilight Saga 책 and movies.

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An open letter from Edward to antis

posted by Asvini

The following is a letter from Edward to our CAT members who dislike him. 또는 a joke quickly written 의해 me because it's been ages since I 게시됨 here. Either way, it's not meant to offend pros 또는 antis.

Dear antis,
So, I hear 당신 hate me. Ouch. Being the emo....uh, I mean the sensitive flower...no, wait, the in-touch-with-his-emotions-in-a-not-girly-way, hey-shut-up! guy I am, my initial reaction was to kill myself. That's right, in one of my trademark, straight 앞으로 suicide plans I was going to cover myself in honey, mail a note to the volturi threatening to poke them in the eye if they didn't...

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Don't Watch the 영화 First

posted by Mephadowfangirl

Well, I'm a Twilight fan, but I like to be critical of the series anyways. But recently, I discovered that a lot of the Twi-hater fanbase (or hatebase?) has been consisted of mostly people who have only seen the movies, and I instantly saw how there were so many Twi-haters.

Let me just start off 의해 saying that the movie sucks a**, and I'm being NICE! The 연기 is terrible, they cut out about half the book and completely interpreted the book in all the wrong ways, the script sounded like it had been written 의해 a five 년 old, and the actors portrayed the characters so poorly, I almost became...

14

The Results of the Story Time Game...

posted by renrae

If 당신 have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into 기사 포럼 thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.

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One 일 Bella fell over while being chased 의해 Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and said - "Edward, what are 당신 doing? 당신 know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"

"Yes, but don't tell Bella...

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IS SM into brain-washing?

posted by kayleebabee

Is it just me 또는 is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. 다음 she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack 당신 rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes 당신 guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear gold contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade 또는 크랜베리, 적갈색 주스 (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when 당신 are screaming it at his...

16

What were Edward's Reasons for Leaving Bella in New Moon?

posted by mandapanda

I 게시됨 this a couple other spots, but I would really like to know anti-twilight/neutral 팬 opinions. I sort of ranted on the subject, but I think my intent is pretty clear. I'd 사랑 to read 코멘트 if 당신 have any, 또는 당신 can just skip this 기사 :)

This is sort of an informal rant/observation.

We all know that New Moon is about tragedy and the loss of 사랑 and the aftermath. Edward left Bella. But why did he leave her?

Since New Moon is being adapted into a feature length film, I've been seeing alot of 질문 and accusations reguarding Edward's absense.

Examples:
- Jacob's better...

11

Twilight in Short. How many trees could SM have saved?

posted by huddysmacked

Hey ya kittens! I was wondering in how many words could I write Twilight giving the same character development as Meyer and saying obviously the main plot so don’t bash…I had a lot of fun doing it XDD It’s not to offend anyone but think about it trees could have been saved if Meyer had stuck with this version.

So on with reading

Hi! My name is Bella Swan, I’m moving to Forks because I want to leave my mom with his new boyfriend live happily ever after although I hate where my father leaves. Forks it’s a rainy state and so I’m in an airplane to go to it.

When I arrive there’s my...

21

Watch The Claws, Kittens!

posted by Dearheart

Hello, 고양이 and newcomers to the CAT! Don’t worry, none of 당신 are in trouble 또는 anything; I just feel that things have gotten a teensy bit out of hand, so I’m 글쓰기 this as a reminder to all of 당신 before it gets worse.

Newcomers, if 당신 haven’t already, link It’s very important that people follow them so that we can keep this spot from turning ugly.

For those of 당신 who’ve already read them, let’s review Rule 5:

Make sure the material 당신 제출하기 stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language,...

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Rules and Guidelines (Updated!)

posted by Dearheart

1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended 당신 and why 당신 find it offensive. If it’s something serious 또는 happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back 당신 up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.

3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward 또는 gush about how amazing the Twilight...

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How Twilight could have been Great.

posted by TDDD

I don't like Twilight. I find the characters shallow; the plot boring and cliche; and the hidden messages frightening. But in the hands of another author - someone who wouldn't let their religious upbringing, their misogynistic views, and their twisted romantic ideals colour the story - it could have been really fantastic.

First off, the grammar would have to be fixed. The purple prose minimised and the 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 글쓰기 polished up.

Next the characters would have to be made realistic, their actions have an effect on the plot, and their history an effect on them.

Take Rosalie, for example. If Rosalie's...

18

Lauren: A Mini-Rant

posted by renrae

Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. She's the blond girl in twilight. The one tricked 의해 a modeling scam, the one that hates Bella. We first meet Lauren in the cafeteria, I believe. Almost all Twilight 팬 do not like her. I mean no disrespect to the ones on this spot 또는 any others, but I do not think she has a reason to be hated. Reasons people give for hating Lauren are similar to the reasons for hating Jessica. "She's rude", "She's mean to bella and stupid", even "she's blond." That last one made no sense to me. The reason Lauren "hates" Bella is because her crush, Tyler, is infatuated with...

Is it really that hard to explain?

posted by RonGetYourWand

There are some core things about the mythical creatures I wish Meyer would have given an actual explaination for:

Vampires

1. Turning into bats

She could have explained it as bats are attracted to vampires, but she choose not to adress it at all.

2. Sleeping in a coffin

How about that having something to do with them faking their own death 또는 something?

3. Lack of Fangs

An evolution over time to adapt.

4. Sunlight

Related to the fact 뱀파이어 are considered to be connected to the devil.

Werewolves

1. Full-Moon

They meet at the full-moon.

2. Their Anger Issues (yes, I know that some of the 늑대 have this)

It could have been explained as a reaction to the moons phases.

3. Pack- Mind

Evolved trait 또는 even a gift from the spirits.

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My view;

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I'm so glad to have found a spot that isn't full of people gushing over how hot Robert Pattinson is. Since the movie came out, the original idea of the series has deteriorated.

I used to feel proud to call myself a 'Twilight' fan. I first read it in 2005, and to be quite honest I loved how nobody had read it, it seemed really special. So called 'Fans' who now go around using the word 'Twilighter' just because they have seen the film have ruined it for everyone else.

Fair enough, it's nobodies fault it has been made into an overated hyped movie, but if they really understood what it meant before...

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Twilight Timeline

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The Success Of Twilight Versus The Failure of The Subtle 칼, 나이프

posted by Cinders

Despite whatever impressions 당신 may have garnered from the 제목 of this article, this is not about glorifying Twilight over His Dark Materials. It's about scolding the movie industry for giving New moon the green light while simultaneously giving The Subtle Knife the red light.

I know that Hollywood is a business, just as book selling is a buisness, above all else. The only time films are made for the sake of making films anymore is if they're independent. I admit that the occasional brilliantly artistic film makes it into the mainstream, and when it does, it's often recognized and lauded....

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The 6 stupidest things I wondered when 읽기 Twilight

posted by Asvini

I've talked about some of the things that crossed my mind when 읽기 Twilight in the past. Thoughts such as "when is Bella going to freak out about the Edward watching her sleep thing?" "Did that say sparkling? I've re-read that passage like, four times and it still seems to say sparkling" "Does Stephanie Meyer think deer is a vegetable? no, really does she? Does she think 당신 can call yourself a vegetarian if 당신 don't eat things like people 또는 those monkeys who know sign language?"
But those are valid thoughts that many people 읽기 the 책 also thought (well, maybe not specifically...

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They say the full-moon drives us all a little mad...

posted by HecateA

*I'll have mentions to actual 늑대인간 stories in here, so be ready for that

Even before Jacob and palls were called 'shapeshifters' (I'll get back to 당신 on that, I am not letting go), we should have known they couldn't be. And here's why.

First off: the origin 또는 werewolves.

In the 년 60, 70 people started believing in werewolf lore. The oldest myth I know about this is Ancient Greek, Lycaon.

Lycaon invited the king-god Zeus to dinner, but he was unsure if it really was him, so he decided to serve Zeus human meat. Turns out, it was Zeus. And Zeus was ticked. So he killed Lycaon' 50 sons...

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O Tempora o mores

posted by Aquilia

O Tempora o Mores
Oh the times, oh the customs

This 기사 is an appeal to all Twilight 팬 out there, I invite 당신 all to think over your good and bad actions here on 팬팝 and contemplate them.

I have seen and compared examples of the appearances of the fandoms Harry Potter and respectively Twilight when criticism appear in each other’s sites on 팬팝 and I am astounded 의해 the comparatively aggressive tone the Twilight 팬 carried when they respond to the said criticism.

Compare the responses of: link

And: link ;

Notes are to be made that both internet addresses were found 의해 searching...

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Heres the REAL reason why Jacob never answered Bella's calls.

posted by zanesaaomgfan

Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The 다음 day.

Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The 일 after that:

Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen 또는 my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!

[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You 스톨, 훔친 this!'].

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A short summary of Twilight IMHO.

posted by RobynPotter

{i did not write this myself, but i found it ridiculously funny and thought it needed to be 게시됨 here}

Book 1. Twilight:
Edward: Hey.
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
Edward: Roar.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in...

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Twilight brings out the inner stupid in me & I actually ♥ it. I think.

posted by rachaelwsz

There are 5 things 당신 need to know-

This 기사 is basically:
1. My story on how I got sucked into the Twilight Universe.
2. My life story on how Twilight has changed me. A lot.
3. A rant on why I like and hate about the series.
4. A confession on why I can't seem to get over with hating and loving it.
5. An opinion about how my life could have been without Twilight.

WARNING: Overall, this 기사 is about... why I think Twilight isn't that 'bad' after all. It's going to be lengthy. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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This had me wondering for a while and to...