Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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 Real 뱀파이어 Don't Sparkle
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Nikola Tesla from Sanctuary (aka the best vampire EVER) does not appreciate being asked if he sparkles! :P
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posted by Dragonsphere
Twilight vamps&other people;

Don't have fangs,
sparke in sunshine,
live on animal blood and call themselves veggies,
don't have a lumpy face,
live in really rich mansions(?),
don't have souls but are completely lame like rehabilitated drug-users(that never took drugs),
Can't be staked
Are looked (from the fangirls view)upon as superior beings that don't hurt anyone and call themselves dangerous
Stalk young girls only to seem romantic
Fall inlove with small children and beg to be their lover while they are like 16(just 12)
Don't belong in sassy teenage crap that is pure drama

They arenot vampires...
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Note: It’s important for me to communicate that I don’t know the author of Twilight 또는 her family personally and I do not intend them any insult; this 기사 is purely academic speculation inspired 의해 a story which will remain a timeless work of art. It is the emotional accessibility of the work which makes commentary such as this possible. I may be projecting the whole thing… But that’s exactly why Twilight is so successful, because it invites us so welcomingly into the story!

Every 팬 knows the story of the Twilight Saga.
There are many theories as to what makes the story such a pop-culture...
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posted by MadamOcta13
Lately, I've heard and seen jokes and 코멘트 about Edward being "pathetic" 또는 "gay" because he was a 100 년 old virgin. I've written this 기사 to state that I see no problem in him being a virgin. I feel that virginity is not something to poke fun at. It simply means that someone wants to save themselves for that special someone whom they are going to spend the rest of their life with. I myself am a virgin and plan to stay that way until I get married.

However, I am somewhat confused. If Edward has lived for 100 years and has yet to give himself to anyone, then why does he decide to have...
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posted by XDRoseLuvsHP
There are three (3) big categories of abuse. These are the ones that happen on a daily basis, and they are not at all uncommon :( In Twilight, all three of these abusive categories are represented 의해 a character. They are grouped as follows:

Psychological Abuse: Edward Cullen
Sexual Abuse: Jacob Black
Physical Abuse: Sam Uley

Now, 당신 Twilighters are probably thinking, "Whaa-? That's ridiculous!" No, actually, it is not, if 당신 will give me a chance to explain.





Edward Cullen does indeed abuse Bella psychologically. He constantly refers to her stupidity and her clumsiness. Some may call this "keeping...
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posted by anna0789
hi this is my first rant ever hope 당신 like it

im a twilight 팬 but i hate bella
for several things

first of all when 당신 first read the book 당신 have the idea that BELLA is very contempt with herself and a normal looking teenage girl that is very unselfish and very kind and loving and warm and falls in 사랑 with a vampire and she would do anything for him ..right..

ok but if 당신 concentrate and look beyond all the adjectives s.meyer uses for descriving how beautiful and sparkly edward is and really LOOK at the story and at their characters 당신 will realize the truth about bella that is

1)...
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posted by OCFan123
저기요 there! So recently I just put a Bella and Jacob article, which I really enjoyed writing, and of course sharing my opinions. Some people have said they would want me to write a 기사 here about Edward Cullen, so here it is! Hope 당신 enjoy it!
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Now, there's no way 당신 haven't heard of him. He is currently every girls dream boy, has the most 팬 on 팬팝 when it comes to character, and alos has a cult. Everyone loves him.
But my 질문 is...why?
They say he's romantic, a gentleman. Really? So what if he uses chessy lines and says stuff like "You are my life now." 또는 "The lion fell in love...
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I've talked about some of the things that crossed my mind when 읽기 Twilight in the past. Thoughts such as "when is Bella going to freak out about the Edward watching her sleep thing?" "Did that say sparkling? I've re-read that passage like, four times and it still seems to say sparkling" "Does Stephanie Meyer think deer is a vegetable? no, really does she? Does she think 당신 can call yourself a vegetarian if 당신 don't eat things like people 또는 those monkeys who know sign language?"
But those are valid thoughts that many people 읽기 the 책 also thought (well, maybe not specifically...
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This 기사 is not meant to offend. It is mostly comedy and uses examples from 더 많이 fandoms then just Twilight. There will also be examples that tak lyke dis and capslock. So be careful when reading.

I'm sure we are all familiar with a fangirl. (Or fanboy, but they are different and we will not be discussing them today.) Put simply, fangirls are very, very, VERY big 팬 of something. Twilight fangirls are obsessed with Twilight and will probably have as much Twilight merchandise as possible. A Bangel fangirl may eat 당신 in your sleep if 당신 are a hardcore Spuffy shipper, and a 팬팝 fangirl...
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뱀파이어 from all over meet for their annual reunion. Appearances 의해 Edward Cullen, Angel, Dracula, Count von Count, Bill Compton, and more. Featuring a special visit from Buffy.
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