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더 많이 FB Edward drama

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oh teh drama!

Moonlight_Kitty, ppgbelle4 and 14 others like this

LadyLilith GO DRACULA!!!

KatiiCullen94 HJAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH ok i love twilight!! BUT THAT IS HILAROUS!!!!!!!! the come backs man!!!!

ILuvSweeneyTodd I love Dracula even more now!!! (If that's possible)

Mrs-Grint YAY DRACULA!!

kwlski4ever ROFLAMO !!! ALL HAIL DRACULA !! XDD

Mrs_Ozera HAHAHAHA

HecateA its a personal problem... :D When will there be one with the vamp in Harry Potter, Sanguini? He could say "I was in there for 5 seconds and scared the guy more then you"

xXxJDloverxXx OMG PMSL XDXDXDXD ♥

tomfeltonfan44 DRACULA ROCKS! Fairy princess snort

tomfeltonfan44 LOL LOL LOL

pleebpleeb DRACULA FTW!

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Twilight brings out the inner stupid in me & I actually ♥ it. I think.

posted by rachaelwsz

There are 5 things 당신 need to know-

This 기사 is basically:
1. My story on how I got sucked into the Twilight Universe.
2. My life story on how Twilight has changed me. A lot.
3. A rant on why I like and hate about the series.
4. A confession on why I can't seem to get over with hating and loving it.
5. An opinion about how my life could have been without Twilight.

WARNING: Overall, this 기사 is about... why I think Twilight isn't that 'bad' after all. It's going to be lengthy. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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This had me wondering for a while and to...

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Twilight Jokes

posted by nessienjake

Created:~Alice~

Q: What to Edward and a 크리스마스 나무, 트리 have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.

Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what 당신 are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!

Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much 당신 mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: 당신 know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.

Q: How do 당신 kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her 책 and wait for two minutes.

Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward 당신 suck!!!!

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Curing Involuntarily Twilight association

posted by Asvini

Whether 당신 hate Twilight so much it fills 당신 with a burning rage so powerful it's full extent can only be expressed through the medium of interpretive dance, 또는 사랑 it so much 당신 plan to sail out to international waters to avoid those pesky laws that prevent 당신 from marrying a book, 또는 perhaps even exist in the non crazy middleground between the two, overexposure can be a pain. Especially when it gets to the level where suddenly everything becomes linked to Twilight. 당신 hear the name 'Edward', 당신 think 'Cullen', the word 'sparkles' 당신 think 'vampire', the words 'howler monkey' 당신 think...

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What Twilight Has Brought Onto The World

posted by OneFoggyNight

Yes, it's true, everyone! Twilight has changed our world in several ways!!

No longer are streets near movie theaters and bookstores safe! I haven't seen even one free from screaming fangirls (and yes, screaming fanboys) when the new 영화 come out and even after it's all been done for about a 월 또는 so. Yeah, there are still girls running around in "I <3 guys that sparkle" t-shirts carring on about how great the twilight movie was at the movie theater in my town.

The world now has fewer trees than ever before, just because there where over millions of pieces of paper used for the twilight...

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imterveiw with a twihard

posted by kayleebabee

this is a study i have conducted to ask what is the big deal weith twilight and edward cullen I asked my littlesister tasha what she thought of the global phenomenon that has all the worlds women gripped in an edward cullen orgasm.

Me: why do 당신 think Edward Cullen is *shudders violently* hot?
Tasha: (I have made her 답변 sound like she has n intellectual brain cell through hours of trranslating twilight gibberish) I think it is mostly because he is unnatainable and perfect.
(what she actually said was: squeeeeeeee edward cullen i want him but cant have him because that 암캐, 암 캐 bella is his...

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랜덤 little rant on Bella.

posted by monLOVEbrucas

Bella Sawn.... Hmmm.

If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 분 go by, and his aloud to hold her again.

They say 당신 dont choose love, 사랑 choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to 사랑 them back?

In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand 또는 get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out LOL even though i have so much 더 많이 i would like to let out.

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Twilight... The Right Way

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

This 기사 may be offencive to a lot of Twihards. Viewer disgrettion is advised

Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I 사랑 you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so 당신 have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the 사랑 of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, 당신 sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 년 olds and 17 년 olds...

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6 ways Twilight improved the world (for people who hate it)

posted by Asvini

Some of these are intended to be jokey, some are intended to be serious, none are intended to offend :)

1. It helps focus 'recreational hate' into one convenient area. What I consider to be recreational hate is hate that has no real purpose, like an annoying unintentional hobby. Like it's useful hate to hate injustice 또는 animal cruelty, it's recreational hate to hate Paris Hilton 또는 the fact that Sienna Miller is considered a style 아이콘 despite the fact that I've never seen her in an outfit that didn't look like she was talked into wearing it 의해 a stylist who secretly hates her guts. Thing...

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Another ridiculous rant...

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I have noticed, that on the Twilight Series spot if a certain person adds decent content when a certain person is online, it gets rated very low. As much as I am a 팬 of Twilight, it makes me wonder what it's all about anymore.

It shows how ridiculous the fanbase for it really is when people get bullied and bashed for having an opinion, 또는 adding good content at the wrong time because they don't like the person who has added it.

I'm sure i'm not the first person to mention this, but it has recently caught my attention alot. Spam uploaders who add thousandsof pictures ask everyone to rate there...

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Twilight = Epic Fail (Title of YouTube Video)

added by sapherequeen

Why this hater doesn't like Twilight.....

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Visions, and how different characters use them...

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Bye Twilight. It was fun while it lasted.

posted by AliceHaleCullen

Soo, I read Twilight in 2005 and seriously thought it was the best thing I'd ever read, and never thought I'd read anything better. How young and stupidly naive I was!

When I first bought it, it was treasured, as were New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn & all the money wasting merchandise I purchased to. But over the past 2 years, I've seen the 팬 base grow and grow and GROW into something that is just pretty hectic and down right ridiculous.

I personally feel sorry for the cast, especially Robert Pattinson. Poor guy, can't even walk out his front door without being mobbed. There's such thing...

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Six 가장 좋아하는 Twilight Characters

posted by OCFan123

Disclaimer: The 제목 of the 기사 may seem to be a bit strange, as most of my 기사 that I have 게시됨 on here are usually issues I have with the Twilight Saga, but I decided that myself as an anti, wanted to write about things I actually do like about the series. Guarantee, I actually do think Stephanie Meyer did create some characters in this series, and I just wanted to list my 상단, 맨 위로 8. This will be in no particular order.
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Jasper Hale

If hypothetically, I were to meet the Cullen, I would think that Jasper would be the only one I probably be remotely afraid of in any sort of way. Or...

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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Review: Rotten Tomatoes Show

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Twilight vs Dead Until Dark

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Hitler Was Not Dazzled 의해 Breaking Dawn

added by sylar_rocks

Contains strong language. It's not an anti video if 당신 don't mind the lulz.

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Edward Body 베개

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12 Ways to Annoy Crazed Obsessive Twilight Fangirls

posted by sapherequeen

*Most I made up, a few I admit I saw on a video but I stated these ways in my own words so it is therefore not plagiarism*

1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete 늑대인간 have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise,...

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10 Reasons No Sane Person Would 날짜 Edward Cullen (watch 수퍼내츄럴 instead)

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