Critical Analysis of Twilight 기사 | Original 기사 on 팬팝

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Anti-Feminism: Bella 백조 and the Illusion of Choice

posted by nuxi

Preface:
I have read all 책 and seen the movies.
Most importantly, the fact that it’s 판타지 doesn’t excuse the themes and messages in the book. Fiction is merely a vehicle humans developed to communicate important lessons, values and philosophies. I am not claiming any of the implications I discuss were intentional on SMeyer’s part. Whether 또는 not the author 또는 readers are aware of it, though, the Twilight series communicates dangerous messages about what is acceptable 또는 admirable 또는 desirable.
Also, I highly recommend link. It’s long, but fascinating and deeper than the 책 themselves....

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For Sane Twilight 팬 (and because only 4 people on the Twilight series club attempted to help me)

posted by sapherequeen

*A lot of people may here may freak out on me for asking this but I really need some help*

Okay, I have been wondering about this for such a long time. And now, I absolutely want an answer!!

I have been Team Switzerland since the end of New Moon. I really like both Edward and Jacob, and I have no huge problems with them. (Well, ok, there's one issue I have with both but it evens out the score and I am not getting into those). But after some point, I began to wonder...which team would I be on if I really had to choose? It soon became something important for me to know, and every time I see a...

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Edward Cullen: A Rant

posted by OCFan123

저기요 there! So recently I just put a Bella and Jacob article, which I really enjoyed writing, and of course sharing my opinions. Some people have said they would want me to write a 기사 here about Edward Cullen, so here it is! Hope 당신 enjoy it!
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Now, there's no way 당신 haven't heard of him. He is currently every girls dream boy, has the most 팬 on 팬팝 when it comes to character, and alos has a cult. Everyone loves him.
But my 질문 is...why?
They say he's romantic, a gentleman. Really? So what if he uses chessy lines and says stuff like "You are my life now." 또는 "The lion fell in love...

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MLIA (my life is average) - Edward Cullen hate.

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I came across the site 'My life is average' (link) where people send in 랜덤 인용구 such as 'Today, my friend and I bought cake mix at the store. The cashier jokingly told us to bring him back some cake. We did. MLIA."
I curiously searched Edward Cullen and some pretty much hilarious results came up!

"Today, my 12-year-old Twilight obsessed little sister told me she wanted a life sized picture of Edward Cullen to put up on her wall. Since she's always telling me how much better Twilight is than Harry Potter, I decided to get her a life sized picture of Cedric Diggory instead. MLIA"

Not the funniest one there, but i've seen some that have made me literally crease. I would recommend looking some up if 당신 want a good laugh and hate the hype surrounding Twilight! :)

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Twilight Saga Review

posted by Saritaswims

Well i read twilight saga and i got confused I was thinking of either smashing my head with the book 또는 the 벽 i mean come on who the f*** makes 뱀파이어 sparkle! i mean unless 당신 want to give the image that there gay but there daring the oppisite sex.

Moving on anyway i have to compare Harry Potter Series vs. Twilight Saga Harry potter wins major. becuase twilight is just SO predictiable i mean common harry potter makes 당신 want to stay at the end of your chair becuase its awesome

any way twilight is an OK book and the twilight movie i have to say it suks. the 책 are alright im just hoping that MIdnight sun is a million times better and also i know your gonna ask what team are 당신 on im just gonna say I really dont care its not real so why even bother but if i was a Twihard i would choose Team Buffy becuase i want those cullens except ALICE<CARSILE<AND ESME to be killed for good i mean where ta hell id buffy when 당신 nees her

i hope 당신 see my point PEACE

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Ways Edward Cullen is Abusive

posted by renrae

Credit to _lina_ and cinders, because they did it first. 더 많이 credit to link because that's where this is from. _lina_ used the same one.

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Number 1: Someone tells 당신 또는 he admits that he has hit women in the past. He has talked about his killing sprees, he has killed another woman (Yes, she is a vampire. Who cares?) in front of her. Check!

Number 2: He refers to all women he has dated in the past with derogatory terms. He may also refer to his mother using such terms as well. Not sure about checking this one 또는 not. He says she is the first one he dated, but then he talks of Tanya,...

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Twilight Sucks! 이모 Vampire [Lyrics]

posted by tooch

I'll never be an 이모 vampire, Setting tweenaged loins on fire.
I've got nothing in common with the 뱀파이어 of today.
They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away.
This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the vampire rules.
I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isn't cool.
Girls won't climb up trees with me 또는 canoodle in the grass.
And when I play vampire baseball, I always get picked last.
Oh come on! Seriously dudes. That's a human 당신 just picked over me.
I've seduced all kinds of women from all over the world.
But, now the only dates I get...

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Bella Swan: Sociopath?

posted by nuxi

{edited, added some stuff, just an informal consideration of a few of the arguments that support the accusation}

"Bella 백조 is a sociopath."

It’s an extreme statement, to be sure. However, it’s not one to be dismissed offhand, without consideration towards its arguments.

First, here are a couple definitions of the term sociopath.
-Random House Dictionary:
a person, as a psychopathic personality, whose behavior is antisocial and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility 또는 social conscience.
-American Heritage Dictionary of Cultural Literacy:
Someone whose social behavior is extremely abnormal....

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Bella Swan: A Rant

posted by OCFan123

Hi there! This is my first 기사 on the C.A.T spot, about my least 가장 좋아하는 character in twilight. Actually, my least 가장 좋아하는 character in history.

Bella Swan.

I seriously can't see why so many twilight 팬 like her. She is said to be selfless, caring, understanding, and a good role model...when really she's the most selfish character in the whole book series.
Now then, here are several reasons why I dislike Bella.

1) Lack outside of Edward

Has Bella -even once- mentioned in any of the novels what she wanst to do with her life? (Besides wanting to be a vampire to be with Edward forever) Not...

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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome

posted by youknowit101

How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome

Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a 질문 a bit 이전 asking what bothers 당신 about Bella’s pregnancy. (in a different spot) We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if 당신 haven’t had a certain talk with your...

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Breaking Dawn Review

posted by OCFan123

AHHHH! I just got my C.A.T. Medel! YAAAY! To celebrate, I decided to write an 기사 about Breaking Dawn, since im not in school today!
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Okay. So I first got Breaking Dawn when I was a twi-hard fan, and I couldnt wait to read it! I was sure it would be great!
Boy, was I wrong.
The book was horrible. Just flat out horrible. I mean, I have read a lot of 책 in my life than were not good, but this took the cake. Everything was just "blah"
I mean...characters were out of character, there was hardly even a plot, and I felt like I was 읽기 a cheap horror novel. I mean, through the whole thing...

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Critical Analysis of Character: Edward Cullen

posted by hermione980

Okay, i decided to write a critical analysis of a character from the twilight series. My first choice would have been to do one on Bella Swan, but there is already a whole spot dedicated to that, so i decided on my 초 choice: Edward Cullen. So I hauled out all my Twilight 책 and combed through them, analyzing and taking notes. Please leave a 코멘트 on my critical analysis telling me what 당신 think, what 당신 agree on and what 당신 disagree on. Please no nasty comments. Enjoy!
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Okay, number one...one of the reasons Twilight is so dramatic and sometimes just plain depressing is because...

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Interview with the Vampire and Twilight (ahem) Similarities

posted by Frizzhead

I would like to note that anne 쌀 wrote the entire series before Meyer in case any idea's that anne 스톨, 훔친 it from stephanie __________________________________________________

1. The character louis thinks he deserves to be in hell....hmmmm sound familar to another vampire?Edward perhaps

2.Animal Blood can be drank 의해 뱀파이어 but they prefer human blood in Interview with a Vampire AND Twilight soon followed this way

3. The 뱀파이어 skin dazzles humans apparently....Which is a lot like the sparkling skin that the cullens posess

4. There are immortal children in both of the books. The unnamed children...

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Depression and Bella Swan: My Experience, My Thoughts

posted by HerMelody

OK, this is my very first 기사 - I have never written an 기사 for 팬팝 before. It's a poor excuse if this turns out to be the poorest 기사 ever submitted, but I'm going to use it anyway... please go easy on me xD. This is LONG, so 곰 with me, I appreciate it!

I have been wondering for some time now about Bella's vulnerability, state of mind, and 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 mental well-being. New Moon, in the beginning, was my favourite book of the series, for two reasons: Jacob Black was instantly likeable and interesting, winning the 제목 of my favourite character, but also the black hole that Bella...

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Jacob Black vs Edward Cullen

posted by JacobbBlackk

I am totally ignoring Breaking Dawn in this because Stephenie Meyer broke all the rules in there. [Vampires cant have children, they have no body fluids, etc etc]
Reasons i think Jacob is better for Bella than Edward is:
1. Edward/Bellas relationship is based on appearance. She is constantly talking about how good he looks, how velvety his voice is, how graceful he is, etc. She said Jacob was beautiful once 또는 twice and called his new muscles impressive once 또는 that she is jealous of his tan skin. She thinks Edward is too good for her because she looks plain 다음 to him. She thinks Jacob is too...

I Am : Team Twilight and Team Anti

posted by happyfreak

when i first read twilight, i loved it. i loved all of the books. the first mocie was good but i dont like the others at all (this is my opinion, sorry if 당신 dont agree). i even wished people were 더 많이 like the characters in the books.

the important thing to remember is that these 책 are meant for entertainment. do not take ideas 또는 조언 from this book. 당신 dont realize it, but at least 2 types of abuse happen in this book. edward is considered controlling and a stalker. jake is considered a sexual abuser and a petaphile. bella is considered a klutz, idiot, and a needy person. these books...

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14 Ways to Annoy Obessive Twilight Haters (there are some)

posted by sapherequeen

*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean..same with my Twilight fangirl article*

1) If 당신 know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" 의해 Antsy Pantsy
link
5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him...

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10 Reasons Why the World Needs Twilight

posted by Mysteriamoon

Yeah, I know all the uber-fans are saying "Well, why didn't 당신 see it sooner?" and all the antis are saying "The world DOESN'T need Twilight!"But I ask that 당신 listen to what I have to say, anyway.

As strange as it seems, the world actually needs Twilight. It does some good things for us. I am mostly an anti, so it took all my prainpower to come up with these reasons, but here they are, and the 더 많이 I think on it, the 더 많이 I realize they're true.

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10. It teaches us new words.
I know alot of 당신 are rolling your eyes. Yes, I know what has been said about the "Thesaurus Rape" problem, but...

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Being a Twifan at the CAT spot can be tough.

posted by rachaelwsz

If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men. (Romans 12:18~ New Testament of the Bible)

I felt like 글쓰기 this 기사 after 읽기 a fellow ex-CAT member's 기사 on Twilight haters. I also had a 'talk' with another ex-CAT member.

"4) Twi-haters, this isn’t a hater 또는 anti spot. Don’t abuse it. Do not make personal attacks against Stephenie Meyer 또는 her fans, and don’t throw nasty 또는 immature insults at Twilight. This is supposed to be “Critical Analysis of Twilight”, not “Mindless Bashing of Twilight”."
~Dearheart link

"And Twi-haters – it’s okay to poke Twilight and be deliciously witty and sarcastic...but don’t get nasty. There is a fine line between...

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MY opinion of Bella mary sue 백조

posted by kayleebabee

In my opinion Bella cannot do anything but whinge I have got here a direct quote from SM's Eclipse,
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like 저기요 are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me 당신 freak 당신 tried to kill...