Demotivational KND Posters

Kiki's eyes grew to the size of a 무지개, 레인 보우 Monkey's belly.
"It's......beautful." she whispered. Both kids were standing and gazing at the splendor of the "Rainbow Monkey Fun-And-Run Party and Playtime Palace". Wally rolled his eyes.
"Remember, we're here to train." he told her.
"I know that, It's not like I'm gonna- HOLY CRAP, IT'S 'PRINCE OF PLAYTIME' 무지개, 레인 보우 MONKEY!!!!" she ran over and gave it a big hug. Wally did a facepalm.
After playing a game of "Whack-A-Meanie-Mole-Rainbow-Monkey" and "Squee-ball" Wally picked the 다음 game that could technically qualify as "training": "Dance Dance Rainbow-lution"....

Abby made her way down the path leading to the neighborhood in the woods (WHY there's a neighborhood in the woods, nobody knows). She reached into her bag, and pulled out yet another piece of candy. She was running pretty low. "Numbuh 5 better find this neighborhood soon, 또는 else she's gonna have to start bummin' it of off everybody else." she told herself. Just then, there was some rustling in the bushes. Her 심장 started to beat faster. Abby shook her head. "Get a hold of yourself. It's probably just a stray cat...or a 부시, 부시 대통령은 baby...or a wolf". Then what was in the bushes started to growl....

Abby and Kiki ran after Megan. Wally was upset about something.
"I ruined your guys' Christmas. Cruddy fire." He said. Kacey sighed.
"No, 당신 didn't." She told him. "We're all glad you're OK." Kiki came back.
"Abby caught Megan but she's spilling out all this helpful information. 당신 guys should see." They all ran to the room that Megan had ran in. Abby looked tired.
"I'll take it from here, Abby." Kacey said. She and Hoagie grabbed Megan's arms.
"I'm the one who started the fire!" Megan shouted. Wally had tears in his eyes. How could she do this? "The Delightful Children hired me too." Megan...

"What?" Wally screamed. "You want me to sing?" He couldn't believe his ears. Kacey and Abby walk into his room and asked him to sing. He knew something was up.
"Come on, Wally," Kacey said all sweetly. "We want 당신 to enter The Kids 다음 Door 크리스마스 Talent Show!" Wally nearly fainted. A talent show? Were they trying to kill him? He was going to find out.
"And why in crud's name would I do that stupid Talent Show thing?" Wally screamed. Kacey sighed. She then came up with a perfect plan.
"Wally," Kacey began. "The grand prize is Free 캔디 and 정크 음식 for the entire Sector for a year."...

TRANSMOSSION FOUND.....

Jessee:Ummmm....(looks at Numbah2 and he sort of shrugs)

Numbah10:(whistles as if she knows something)

Numbah1:SUZY!!!

Numbah10:Okay I knew she was a vampire!

Numbah1:Anyone else a bazzar 할로윈 creature who likes to keep bazzar secreats?!

(Numbah12 raises his hand)

Numbah2:Uggg....

Numbah12:Dad!Im just kidding....hehe

Numbah2:Well in that case remind me to teach 당신 some real funny stuff...

(A gassy ghosty version of Cree slips through the wall)

GhostCree:(Whispery voice)JESSEE!WE HAD A DEAL.

Jessee:No!kill me if 당신 want just don't hurt him!

Numbah5:Who?!

GhostCree:Oh is little...

"How're they doing back there?" Kacey asked.
"Well, Kuki's started the thrashing stage...and TC's 연기 girly....more so than usual." Maddy said, trying to keep calm.
"I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Justin Bieber!" TC squealed.
Kiki growled.
"Kacey, can I put a stake through his heart?" she asked.
"NO!" Val cried.
"But...but...but...the last thing we need is ANOTHER JB fangirl...er...man...vampire....thing!"
"No one's gonna do ANYTHING to him!" Kuki snarled.
"Or WHAT ?" Kiki taunted.
Wally inturrupted Kuki before she could say 또는 do anything.
"Can this thing go any faster?!" he said, a bit upset.
Hoagie turned...

"So....let me get this straight. 당신 said 당신 were attacked 의해 a 6'5" guy in a vampire costume?" the doctor asked while examining Kuki's chart.
She sniffled and nodded.
"Why do I always get stuck with the weirdos?" she mumbled under her breath.
"I'm not kidding!" Kuki snapped.
"Calm down, girl..." Abby said, attempting to soothe her friend.
Kuki sighed.
"Sorry. It must be this lack of sleep."
"<yawn> I hear that! Who in their right mind is perky at 3 AM?"
Just then, the door burst open. Kiki, Kacey, Megan and the youngest operative (you know who...) poured in, all happy. Abby did a facepalm....

Over on another part of the east coast, Kiki 봉고차, 반 Hatrick was in the middle of investigating the accusations that one of the teachers at the high school was a bloodsucking creature of the night. She was just about to make that "AHA!!" 옮기기 when her phone started vibrating.
"GODDANGIT!," she whisper-yelled, "Why does someone always text me when I'm about to make my 'AHA!' moment?!"
She read the text and almost fell backwards.
"Sp-sp-sp-sp-SPARKLY vampires?! More?!"
She pulled herself together.
"All right. If I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna have to have some help."
She sighed. Where she had to go required...

All of the "younger" operatives (Maddy, Val, Minerva, and Chris) screamed and ran to one of the older operatives (Chris and Val to Kiki, Maddy to Megan, and Minerva to Kuki). Well, what do 당신 expect? They hated power outages.
Kacey rolled her eyes.
"Great. JUST GREAT . We're trapped with a bunch of villains (who had escaped moments ago) in a snowstorm without power."
David stood up and headed out the door. Before he did, he turned and said:
"Well, I'm gonna go before this gets out of hand.
So....screw you, guys. I'm going home! (South Park reference FTW). 2 분 later, he came back with icicles...

"I'M EXHAUSTED." Kacey moaned as she plopped down onto the couch.
Everyone else "meh"ed in agreement....all except Kiki and Raleigh, who had passed out after only taking 3 steps out of the S.C.A.M.P.E.R.
"I can't believe we got to do this again tommorow." Wally moaned.
"I can't believe all we did were introductions over a period of 2 hours." Abby whined.
"I can't believe it's not butter!" David giggled.
Everyone shot him a murderous look.
"Just trying to lighten the mood...."
Kiki smacked upside the head, obviously annoyed.
"Shut it."
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The 다음 night,...

7:00 PM. If they weren't in class, the kids could be out on missions 또는 just goofing off. But NO. They had to learn about the proper way to eat 수프 and crap like that. Kacey looked around. Raleigh, David and Christian were in the middle of a game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors", Emma was drawing up schematics for an escape route, Val was asleep (using her "Please and Thank You" 무지개, 레인 보우 Monkey as a pillow), Maddy and Minerva were styling each other's hair, Megan was in the middle of giving Wally a purple nurple (OW!) for calling her a nerd because she brought a pen and notepad to take notes, Abby...

"Give back my 'Tea Party Time' 무지개, 레인 보우 Monkey, Wally!!" Kuki yelled as she chased the boy throughout the treehouse.
"NEVER!" he chuckled, "Not until 당신 uninvite me!!"
She growled and tackled him...unfortunatly, they were right 의해 the stairs, and ended up rolling outside. Kacey and Kiki (both still in their PJs) were outside 의해 the mailbox talking. Kiki pointed at the two fighting kids.
"Do I WANNA know?" she asked.
"Probably not." Kacey answered.
She sighed and grabbed Wally 의해 his collar. Kiki snatched the 무지개, 레인 보우 Monkey from Wally and gave it back to Kuki. Kacey let go off Wally, who landed on...

Have 당신 ever had the "more-worried-than-normal" feeling? Like 당신 have to throw-up, pass-out, and soil your self at the same time. If 당신 haven't, congradulations, can I feel your pulse? If 당신 have, then 당신 know how our young heros felt. Like in any story ever written, the witches big creepy old 성 was surrounded 의해 an big creepy old woods. Most fitting for the owner of the property. The group was standing in the center of those very woods. Like the situation leading up to the wizards chambers, the Cowardly Lion had to be tackled several times to keep from sprinting to the nearest sanctuary....

Chapter 5
"Hustle, hustle, hustle!" Wally yelled at the team. They were in pairs of two tossing a baseball to their partner.
"Dude, we've hustled for two hours already!" Christian sighed, passing the ball to David. "Can't we stop?"
"No! I'm destined to beat this poser!" Wally yelled. "Besides, we didn't work hard enough last time!"
Everyone stopped what they were doing. Both Raleigh and Kiki were hit with baseballs.
"What are 당신 talking about, Sparkle Butt?" Abby asked.
"We sweat enough to fill a swimming pool!" David yelled.
"Just go back to 'hustling'! I wanna see 당신 sweating enough to...

The Count immediately 비둘기 for Kacey, who jumped out of the way. She landed on Raleigh, then scrambled under the big bed. Raleigh followed close behind.
The Count smirked, then he pulled off his glove. Wally's hand reached for Kuki's and he pulled her into the closet.
The Count remembered that there were two others, so he turned around. What he saw was David's M.U.S.K.E.T. in his face. Then, Christian sneaked behind him. He got the Count in a head lock.
"Vow, I never expected 당신 two to ever get me." The Count said.
"SHUT UP!" David yelled. His M.U.S.K.E.T. was inches away from the Count's...

When their plane landed, the team was attacked 의해 the press. They had Kiki scream a few times, and they left. They got in a limo, and were driven to the Sports Nation studio.
“We really get to be on TV?” Megan asked.
“Yes, but I’m not.” Emma said.
“You’re camera shy, I remember.” Kacey said.
“Well, we’re almost late for our interview.” Raleigh said.
“C’mon, Wally!” Kuki said, grabbing Wally’s hand.
In the studio, the kids were amazed. They were greeted 의해 Sally, a girl who works there.
“Hey, kids!” Sally said. “Are 당신 here for a field trip?”
Emma handed...

When Christian dropped the three in the room, David cussed under his breath.
“Welcome to the club.” Kacey said, tied up to Raleigh.
Mitchell tied David to Kiki and Emma.
“Great!” David said. “How jittery! What a jittery day!”
“SHUT UP!” Emma said.
“Ya, we’re all trapped here 의해 those little people who we met at that carnival last summer.” Kiki said. “So, if we stay calm, we can get outta here.”
“Wally told me how he got out from these goons.” Kacey said. He hopped down stairs and the chair he was tied to broke.”
“Ya, perfect! Except we’re not tied to chairs,...

"Wow!" Kacey exclaimed as she and Raleigh entered the living room of the spooky house. "This looks just like the room in the Tower of Terror!"
Raleigh looked up above the fireplace. "Uh, Kacey?"
"Well, yeah, I know it's scary but-"
"No, look!" Raleigh pointed above the fireplace and both girls froze.
Above the fireplace hung a skeleton 의해 its neck, it had a 칼, 나이프 logged in its back, and one of those very old 총 in its head.
Kacey grabbed her KN-Communicator.
"What's that?" Raleigh asked.
"You're in the KND, Smart One." Kacey said turning it on. "You should know."
"Ya but 당신 know I have...

The 다음 morning, Kiki got up at the crack of dawn. She got on the computer and opened Fanpop, and Facebook. 또는 course no one was on. So Kiki decided to mess with her younger brother, Chris.
"Chriiiiiiiiiis," Kiki said into Chris's ear while he was lying in bed. Chris didn't flinch. "Darn." Kiki muttered.
Then, one of the kittens, Pecan, peered from underneath Chris's covers. Kiki jumped back.
"Pecan? Sleeping with Chris is a no-no!" Kiki whispered. She lifted up 페칸, 피칸 and brought him into her room. She chased him around the room for a bit, until he out-ran her.
Then, Kiki got a CRAZY idea....