Demotivational KND Posters

The vicar had been speaking for what felt like a full hour. Tommy was half asleep, along with Abigail’s 7-year-old niece, AJ (Short for Abigail Junior. She also has a sister called CJ-Short for Cree Junior) the service was almost over. Hoagie and Abby both said their wedding vows. Hoagie went first. He said:
“Abigail, ever since I first laid my eyes on you, when I was placed in your sector when we were in the Kids 다음 Door, I immediately knew that 당신 would be the one for me. I will admit that I was trying to keep it a secret from you, but now I can honestly say I 사랑 YOU!”
It was then...

Operation W.E.D.D.I.N.G.S part 2 (That was the proper name for the 1st part sorry)
Hoagie and Abby 
Now, it was just 분 until the wedding. Hoagie's 심장 was beating louder than a marching band. Tommy placed his hand on his bro's shoulder.
"Hoagie, just relax. Everything's going to work out just fine!" he said, trying to calm him. Hoagie took a deep breath and 의해 now he was completely chilled. The band started playing, as Abby got out of the limousine and walked right up the long, white carpet, which had been laid against the golden sand. Hoagie's jaw just dropped, as soon as he made eye...

Operation: N.E.W.
Chapter 1
Sectors Combined
Kiki POV
I groaned as I opened my eyes to see the bright sun shining down on me. Wait a minute, THE SUN SHINING ON ME!??!? WHERE AM I!!?! I quickly sat up and looked around to see my 나무, 트리 house in pieces on the ground everywhere. “Megan, Maddy where are you??” I asked. “I’m right here!!!” came a squealed voice somewhere over to my left. I guessed that it was Maddy. “And I’m over here!!!” Megan yelled.
“Alex, 당신 here??” Maddy asked “Yeah Alex is fine” Alex replied speaking in third person as usual. “AC, 당신 cool??” Alex asked...

Operation E.I.G.H.T.
Everything
Is
Good-and
Happy
Till...
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Hi people I'm Ally, but people call me AC. I'm numbuh 6 of the KND. We in the KND are looking for operatives to join. We need four more.
Here is the audition:
1. Name (real 또는 fake):
2. age:
3. Operative Numbuh (your numbuh):
4. what 당신 like to wear:
5. your personality:
6. hobbies:
7. likes/dislikes/hates:
8. What 당신 look like (hair color, eye color, etc.)
9. your skills:
10. Why do 당신 want to be a member of the KND?:
11. Family (describe your characters family):
12. who do 당신 have a crush on in the...

Over the 다음 several days, Kuki seemed to be getting worse....but at the same time, she was getting "better". Along with the paleness, short temper, and the fangs, Kuki's other senses started to heighten up (which is really useful on missions)....especially her hearing:

Kuki: Wally, is that your stomach growling?
Wally: ...No. It shouldn't be. I just ate.
Kuki: Hot dogs, 주황색, 오렌지 soda, and a seafood platter......for two?
Wally: O.O

....One night, however, things took a turn for the worse.....

BEE-OOOOO! BEE-OOOO! BEE-OOOOOO!
"Don't say anything, Wally." Kacey yawned, as she recieved the mission...