I found this funny little poem in a book called "Live and Learn and pass it on," 읽기 it out of sheer bordom.
Here it is--
Stage one - When a boy belives in Santa Clause.
When a boy doesent belive in Santa Clause.
When a boy is Santa Clause.
When a boy looks like Santa Clause.
hmmm.......... This has to be longer so it can be an 기사 so here are the lyrics for "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door,
that's the easy thing to do
I can see me now on 크리스마스 morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too
(Short 음악 Interlude)
Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian
(Short 음악 Interlude)
There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage
I can see me now on 크리스마스 morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles 또는 rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too!
Here it is--
Stage one - When a boy belives in Santa Clause.
When a boy doesent belive in Santa Clause.
When a boy is Santa Clause.
When a boy looks like Santa Clause.
hmmm.......... This has to be longer so it can be an 기사 so here are the lyrics for "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door,
that's the easy thing to do
I can see me now on 크리스마스 morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too
(Short 음악 Interlude)
Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian
(Short 음악 Interlude)
There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage
I can see me now on 크리스마스 morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles 또는 rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too!
I hope you'll bring it all.
I've only asked for gifts my parents
can't find at the mall.
I'd like to have a UFO,
with aliens inside,
and maybe a Tyrannosaurus Rex
that I could ride.
A ninety-nine foot robot
is a present I could use.
I'll also need a time machine,
and rocket-powered shoes.
Please bring a gentle genie
who will grant my every wish,
and don't forget a wizard's wand,
and, yes, a talking fish.
Of course, I'll need a unicorn,
and won't 당신 please provide
a dragon, and a castle
in the English countryside.
Of course, the weight of all these things
might cause your sleigh to crash.
If that's the case, dear Santa,
please feel free to just bring cash.