크리스마스 is a wonderful time of the year, all the presents, decorations, etc. Remember, though, 크리스마스 can also be hectic and stressful. Here's just a few tips on how to survive the 크리스마스 season.
1. Telling your mother that she has enough ornaments only gives her an excuse to buy more.
2. If 당신 are dragged to a neighbor's house for a 크리스마스 party, don't drink the 농, 에그 노그, 달걀 술 if 당신 plan to stay sober. Don't be like my uncle. That "spicy, different taste" is called rum.
3. If your grandmother is cooking 크리스마스 dinner, and she has a terrible memory, don't count on her to take out the roast beef on time. Bring your own timer.
4. If you're not sure what to give your family for Christmas, get a gift card for their 가장 좋아하는 restaurants 또는 stores, and 덮개, 랩 it up. Don't be like my aunt who gave me and my sister hideous outfits for Christmas.
5. Don't eat Santa's 쿠키 until your younger siblings are asleep. Otherwise, your younger siblings will never trust 당신 again.
6. When 당신 stop believing in Santa, don't ruin it for your younger siblings.
7. 개 and inflatable decorations don't mix.
8. If 당신 are going to a relative's house for Christmas, do not bring your luggage through the 부엌, 주방 while he/she is trying to cook. GO THROUGH ANOTHER ENTRANCE!
9. If 당신 want to bring your 개 to someone else's house on Christmas, and he/she is fine with it, that's absolutely fine. However, as long as 음식 will be laying around, PUT THE 개 IN THEIR CRATES, 또는 PUT THEM OUTSIDE! IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
1. Telling your mother that she has enough ornaments only gives her an excuse to buy more.
2. If 당신 are dragged to a neighbor's house for a 크리스마스 party, don't drink the 농, 에그 노그, 달걀 술 if 당신 plan to stay sober. Don't be like my uncle. That "spicy, different taste" is called rum.
3. If your grandmother is cooking 크리스마스 dinner, and she has a terrible memory, don't count on her to take out the roast beef on time. Bring your own timer.
4. If you're not sure what to give your family for Christmas, get a gift card for their 가장 좋아하는 restaurants 또는 stores, and 덮개, 랩 it up. Don't be like my aunt who gave me and my sister hideous outfits for Christmas.
5. Don't eat Santa's 쿠키 until your younger siblings are asleep. Otherwise, your younger siblings will never trust 당신 again.
6. When 당신 stop believing in Santa, don't ruin it for your younger siblings.
7. 개 and inflatable decorations don't mix.
8. If 당신 are going to a relative's house for Christmas, do not bring your luggage through the 부엌, 주방 while he/she is trying to cook. GO THROUGH ANOTHER ENTRANCE!
9. If 당신 want to bring your 개 to someone else's house on Christmas, and he/she is fine with it, that's absolutely fine. However, as long as 음식 will be laying around, PUT THE 개 IN THEIR CRATES, 또는 PUT THEM OUTSIDE! IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!