Best of Alucard.. (finally)

I can already tell the amount of haters I'm gonna earn when I say "I wish there were 더 많이 writers like Sergent Sprinkles".

This is, in my opinion, the greatest 크리피파스타 ever.
Not even for the plot. But the but most of the narration's are the reason why I would say the story is a bit of an inspiration to me.. As he/she really knows how to fill certain moods when describing the settings..

Not only that, but the fact that 컵케익 has some of the greastest 팬 비디오 and 팬 sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready to Die/Andrew...

Okay..

So I recently saw this dark comedy movie.
BAD SANTA.
It seemed like it would be interesting.
And. In the end.
It WAS interesting..

Billy Thornton plays Willy. An foul mouthed, alcoholic, theif, who every 년 he dresses up as the famish father Christmas, and his midget pal Marcus dresses up as an elf. And when the store closes, they secretly stay behind, snd rob the place blind.

Willy, ironic of his fake job, hates kids and everything about them, and openly insults them as they sit on "santa's" lap.

Though. There was one kid who ends up being different.
An overweight, mentally retarded kid.

At...