#10: INDIANA JONES - CYSTAL SKULL:
Despite what everyone says.. I actually really enjoyed this movie..
But than the ending comes..
Basically.. The gang The five enter a chamber containing the crystal skeletons of thirteen enthroned skeletal crystal beings, one missing its skull. Spalko arrives and presents the skull to this skeleton. It suddenly flies from her hands to the skeleton and rejoins, whereupon the aliens reanimate and telepathically offer a reward in ancient Mayan through Oxley. A portal to their dimension becomes activated, and Spalko demands knowledge equal to the aliens'. The thirteen beings fuse into one, and in the process of receiving the overwhelming knowledge, Spalko is disintegrated and sucked into the portal. Indy, Marion, Mutt, and Oxley--having regained his sanity--escape, while the Soviets are also drawn into the portal. Mac is caught in the pull while trying to scrounge some of the treasure, and even though Indy offers him his whip to pull him to safety, he replies with a wink of his eye, "Jonesy, I'm gonna be all right," lets go, and is pulled in. They escape and watch as the temple walls crumble, revealing a flying saucer rising from the debris, which vanishes into the "space between spaces," while the hollow in the valley floor left 의해 its departure is flooded 의해 the waters of the Amazon.
Okay... WHAT!?
#9: THE VILLAGE:
The twist at the end here is that “The Village” is not actually set in the 1800s. The inhabitants live in a wildlife preserve in modern times and that the government is bribed not to fly planes over the area so that the children who were born there will still believe in the group’s olde-tymie lifestyle and live as the “elders” want them to. It doesn’t hold up to logic and it’s kind of insulting..
#8: JUST ABOUT EVERY SAW MOVIE:
Saw is always a HAPPY ending.
Hero finally finds out the bad guy is. And than hero dies. And the entire purpose of his character dies along with him.
Don't try getting too invested in Saw characters..
#7: SCREAM 4:
It doesn't take itself too seriously this movie.
But the twist is dumb too me.
The hero's best friend. For no explained reason, was ghost face.. She killed all her friends, cause.. That's what 프렌즈 do I guess..
#6: ROCKET TOO INSANITY:
컵케익 may be a really dumb creepy 파스타 when I think about it. But it's sequel is even 더 많이 dumb.
Basically Dash is always having a nightmare about Pinkie going all "cupcakes" on her.. Cause, 당신 know.. Pinkie s OBVIOUSLY capable of harming a living creature.. She probably won't even swat a fly.. Anyway, Dash goes insane, kills Pinkie and.. Well.. That's pretty much it.. Is she arrested? Dose she loses it? Was it another dream? Who fucking knows!
#5: JEFF THE KILLER:
Why does Jeff go insane.. It's out of nowhere!
#4: SIGNS:
Everyone talked about it.
And so will I..
Apparently, the only thing that can kill the aliens is water. Yeah, it's like acid to them. One drop hurts them like crazy. Hm, probably should have thought that through before attacking a planet, MOSTLY COVERED IN WATER!!!
#3: TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D:
The protagonist was letherface's cousin.
And the REAL villains were not the cannibalist family that murdered all those people. But the townsfolk that killed Leatherface's family.. Even though the said family are fucking psychopaths, and murdered hundreds of innocent people..
#2: BLAIR WITCH PROJECT - BOOK OF SHADOWS:
After a jump cut, the audience sees that Jeff, Stephen, and Kim have been arrested. Each is interrogated separately, with the police showing each person footage of their crimes. Security camera footage shows Kim stabbing the cashier in the neck with the cashier's nail file. Surveillance camera footage shows a naked Jeff killing Erica, arranging her clothes, and putting her dead body in the closet. Jeff's video shows Stephen assaulting Tristen, accusing her of being a witch and pushing her over the banister (but not Tristen putting the rope around her own neck). All three, close to a nervous breakdown, protest they never did any of those things.
Apparently it had too do with the.. I don't know.. BLAIR WITCH!!
#1: SMILEY:
This movie sucks anyway.
But basically, including Proxy, Binder, and the babysitter murdered in the opening, created the Smiley myth as a large-scale prank..
Hahah- PEOPLE DIED!!
Despite what everyone says.. I actually really enjoyed this movie..
But than the ending comes..
Basically.. The gang The five enter a chamber containing the crystal skeletons of thirteen enthroned skeletal crystal beings, one missing its skull. Spalko arrives and presents the skull to this skeleton. It suddenly flies from her hands to the skeleton and rejoins, whereupon the aliens reanimate and telepathically offer a reward in ancient Mayan through Oxley. A portal to their dimension becomes activated, and Spalko demands knowledge equal to the aliens'. The thirteen beings fuse into one, and in the process of receiving the overwhelming knowledge, Spalko is disintegrated and sucked into the portal. Indy, Marion, Mutt, and Oxley--having regained his sanity--escape, while the Soviets are also drawn into the portal. Mac is caught in the pull while trying to scrounge some of the treasure, and even though Indy offers him his whip to pull him to safety, he replies with a wink of his eye, "Jonesy, I'm gonna be all right," lets go, and is pulled in. They escape and watch as the temple walls crumble, revealing a flying saucer rising from the debris, which vanishes into the "space between spaces," while the hollow in the valley floor left 의해 its departure is flooded 의해 the waters of the Amazon.
Okay... WHAT!?
#9: THE VILLAGE:
The twist at the end here is that “The Village” is not actually set in the 1800s. The inhabitants live in a wildlife preserve in modern times and that the government is bribed not to fly planes over the area so that the children who were born there will still believe in the group’s olde-tymie lifestyle and live as the “elders” want them to. It doesn’t hold up to logic and it’s kind of insulting..
#8: JUST ABOUT EVERY SAW MOVIE:
Saw is always a HAPPY ending.
Hero finally finds out the bad guy is. And than hero dies. And the entire purpose of his character dies along with him.
Don't try getting too invested in Saw characters..
#7: SCREAM 4:
It doesn't take itself too seriously this movie.
But the twist is dumb too me.
The hero's best friend. For no explained reason, was ghost face.. She killed all her friends, cause.. That's what 프렌즈 do I guess..
#6: ROCKET TOO INSANITY:
컵케익 may be a really dumb creepy 파스타 when I think about it. But it's sequel is even 더 많이 dumb.
Basically Dash is always having a nightmare about Pinkie going all "cupcakes" on her.. Cause, 당신 know.. Pinkie s OBVIOUSLY capable of harming a living creature.. She probably won't even swat a fly.. Anyway, Dash goes insane, kills Pinkie and.. Well.. That's pretty much it.. Is she arrested? Dose she loses it? Was it another dream? Who fucking knows!
#5: JEFF THE KILLER:
Why does Jeff go insane.. It's out of nowhere!
#4: SIGNS:
Everyone talked about it.
And so will I..
Apparently, the only thing that can kill the aliens is water. Yeah, it's like acid to them. One drop hurts them like crazy. Hm, probably should have thought that through before attacking a planet, MOSTLY COVERED IN WATER!!!
#3: TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D:
The protagonist was letherface's cousin.
And the REAL villains were not the cannibalist family that murdered all those people. But the townsfolk that killed Leatherface's family.. Even though the said family are fucking psychopaths, and murdered hundreds of innocent people..
#2: BLAIR WITCH PROJECT - BOOK OF SHADOWS:
After a jump cut, the audience sees that Jeff, Stephen, and Kim have been arrested. Each is interrogated separately, with the police showing each person footage of their crimes. Security camera footage shows Kim stabbing the cashier in the neck with the cashier's nail file. Surveillance camera footage shows a naked Jeff killing Erica, arranging her clothes, and putting her dead body in the closet. Jeff's video shows Stephen assaulting Tristen, accusing her of being a witch and pushing her over the banister (but not Tristen putting the rope around her own neck). All three, close to a nervous breakdown, protest they never did any of those things.
Apparently it had too do with the.. I don't know.. BLAIR WITCH!!
#1: SMILEY:
This movie sucks anyway.
But basically, including Proxy, Binder, and the babysitter murdered in the opening, created the Smiley myth as a large-scale prank..
Hahah- PEOPLE DIED!!
#1: SMOSH DISERVES A 초 CHANCE:
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his 초 chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.
#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..
#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..
#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..
#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his 초 chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.
#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..
#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..
#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..
#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
#1:
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..
#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..
#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..
#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..
#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..
#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..
#7:
I originally watched my little 조랑말 as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..
#8:
The first person I EVER met on 팬팝 is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda 로스트 touch..
#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).
#10:
I found KoRn 의해 ACCIDENT..
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..
#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..
#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..
#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..
#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..
#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..
#7:
I originally watched my little 조랑말 as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..
#8:
The first person I EVER met on 팬팝 is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda 로스트 touch..
#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).
#10:
I found KoRn 의해 ACCIDENT..
I originally left Alpha and Omega 팬 fiction.
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
But..
What do 당신 know.
My little 조랑말 brought me WAIT back into it.
The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little 조랑말 ain't no fuckin better here.
And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.
But, hey.. 당신 get use to things I guess.
Only place that seems 안전한, 안전 is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
But..
What do 당신 know.
My little 조랑말 brought me WAIT back into it.
The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little 조랑말 ain't no fuckin better here.
And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.
But, hey.. 당신 get use to things I guess.
Only place that seems 안전한, 안전 is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..