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Here's a film I wanted to talk about for quite a while.

A film made in 1995. And I swear it holds up amazingly, I watched it on HD. It does have that 90's feel to it. But it's one of the greatest films I've seen in a long time..

It stars 모건 Freeman (a man who I swear looks the same in every movie I ever see him, it's so werd) as a cynical retiring cop. He is partnered with Chris Pratt as a foul mouthed, short tempered, idealistic detective transferred from another town. The town itself they are in is never stated. Youtuber CHRIS STUCKMANN says this is one of the positives about the film....
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Looking back at my reviews of disturbing films just to please readers.
* Neckromantic
* 담홍색, 핑크 플라밍고
* Surgo Film
* I spit on your grave
* Cannibal Halocoast

WindWaker pointed out my laziness of just reposting Wiki plot summaries.. Hiding the fact I couldn't stomach ANY of these films. Just watching various 유튜브 reviews.

Either way. I actually DO have stuff to say about Cannibal Halocoast.. So lets give a REAL review of a film that left the world with the reaction of..

So, first off.. The director is a complete sadist. Made them kill REAL 동물 simply to make "realistic".. This deeply...
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So I watched 2 영화 for reviews.. The other was Jaws the revenge.. Cause people 사랑 my negative reviews, and I am NOT reviewing any 더 많이 Snuff films.

How was this movie not suppose to be a comedy. 의해 nature, it's so over the top. It's not really very scary.. Well, at the time it probably was.

I'm not saying that as bad thing.. I like that about it.. It's what makes Brad Dourif so great in this role.. He's so over the top. But he seems to be doing it on purpose..

It's what in my option makes Chucky scary (if anything was too).. Not only is he a doll, which for a kid in Andy's position is scary...
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This episode has always been one of my personal favourite.. It's all one long battle sequence when as Hellsing Manner is attacked 의해 Jan and Luke Valentine.

Jan, I still like him. But ones opinion of him can be very mixed.. He is a sense of comic relief.. But he is also a sense of disturbance.. Because he gives no fuck if he lives 또는 dies, long as he gets too "kill and drink blood".


But this brings a difference between the two brothers.. Jan seems perfectly aware that this is s sucide mission, and is fine with this when.. But Luke dose NOT seem too realize this.. Especially because...
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Let's review the most overrated creepy 파스타 ever..

Everyone loves too say it.. "Jeff the killer is overrated"..

I know what your thinking.

YOU: Connor, how can it be overrated if nobody likes it?..

Well... Shut up. I'M the sarcastic one here. Not you.

Let's take read what Wind says..

"Jeff is just another emotional 이모 teenager who wants to be edgy and scary when he is just annoying. There is nothing cool about being a psychotic murderer. There’s nothing great about glorifying someone who kills people. This is just pathetic. So Jeff is a kid who gets picked on so much to the point where he just...
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"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way 또는 anouther"

"Chainsaws, salve everything"

"Ted Bundy, bitch!"

"I'm no 더 많이 than what 당신 expect from Irish French Canadians"

"Life is crazy. Nothing 더 많이 to say"

"Ever feel so damn miserable 당신 just want to take everything 당신 own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"

"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"

"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"

"Don't read this stupid story unless 당신 like stupid comedies 의해 an stupid Canadian...
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This narrator sounds like Brian from Family Guy
So yeah.. After watching Serbian film.. I've had enough of those horrible fucking movies.. Deciding to do REAL reviews.. 영화 I actually like.

Anyone who knows me, knows that of COARSE I would review Freddy-fucking-Krueger.. I use to drive WindWaker and DreamTime crazy with my obsesson of him.. But I'm actually over the phase now. I haven't actually watched one of the 영화 in a while..

I never understood why Robert Englund didn't get nominated for this movie.. Took up to the sequels for him to get at least niminated.. But still never won.. Better then Chucky though, Brad Douiff wasn't even...
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Yes.. Fucking Serbian film! This is how badly I want to entertain my viewers I was willing to watch FUCKING SERBIAN FILM..

I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..

Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.

So.. A struggling porn 별, 스타 who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.

Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..

I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if 당신 can call it that"..

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Here we go again..

Forcing myself to watch 더 많이 horrifying, disguesting, movies, simply to make my reviews "interesting".. We talked about rape. And cannibalism.. Lets talk about necrophilia. Cause 당신 know, corpse fucking is always a fun thing to watch 또는 even think about..

But hey.. Fuck me I gues.. So lets do this..



The film opens at night, as a woman urinates on the 잔디 의해 the side of the road. She pulls up her underwear, gets into a car driven 의해 her husband, and they drive away. The couple lose their way in the dark...
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Man.. This movie left me with very mixed feelings.

At first.. I thought this was stupid.. That people go so far that they murder real people to appease fictional characters..

This is why I hate in most senses..

But than they say that something was mentally wrong with the girls.. Doesn't make it better.. But they really did believe Slenderman was real, and was gonna take their souls to hell, 또는 somethin unless they kill that person.. Though all this does is make me sad and hope they go to a mental hospital, not a jail cell. It doesn't make me believe in Slenderman.. Nothing probably...
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A lot of 팬 hate this movie.. But it's actually kinda good..

Mainly cause of Mark Hoffman.
Say what 당신 want about Hoffman, but the dude is a friggin BADASS. In Saw VI we saw Mark Hoffman killing three cops in about five seconds, while armed with nothing but a small 칼, 나이프 and a cup of coffee. Totally badass.
And than, John's wife straps to the reverse 곰 strap, with no way of escaping.. But that doesn't stop Mark "Chuck Norris" Hoffman, who bashes his way out of his restraints 의해 using the trap, prevents the trap from opening fully, and finally rips the thing off, ripping apart the right side...
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According to Cinema Snob this movie use to be called

"Rape and revenge"

Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?

This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.

Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.

You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. 또는 the Twilight movies.

The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 분 of the film's runtime.

Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 분 watching some poor woman getting assaulted 의해 hillbillies simply cause she has tits...
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I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this show the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And I'm usually mixed about them. So that says a lot..

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

 Chedder Priest
Chedder Priest

That is his only known name.. I'm not sure what's so...
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Let's be honest EVERYONE knows about this dude.

Unless your from a dead beat country like (insert town of one of my 팬 pop friends) 당신 know it's Jason-Fucking-Voorhees.
The machete dude.. The undead monster.. The "stab 당신 for no reason" undead dude.

Frankly I don't think I have ever actually SEEN the Friday the 13th series.. I know who Jason Voorhees IS.. I mean, I seen Freddy VS Jason..
Such an underrated movie..

But anyway. I finally seen this series..
But too be honest..
I don't find these 영화 actually very good.
Their not BAD.. There just kinda stupid..
Witch is weird coming from...
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While SAW 1 is actually one of the greatest 영화 I know.

Saw 2 is 더 많이 what people THINK of when 당신 talk about the Saw films.

Though, out of the many sequels this is probably the most interesting one.
There are EXTREMELY stupid victims in this one, and I'm here to honour their death, 의해 laughing at the stupidity of their decisions.

The films open up with VERY disturbing scene.
A man wakes up with spike-filled mask locked to his neck.

Jigsaw uses both a video tape and his puppet BILLY to inform the that in order to unlock the device, he must cut into his eye to obtain the key, which has been...
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