#1: FRIDAY THE 13th, ORGINAL:
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.
#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. 또는 just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.
#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn 당신 THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.
#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..
#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the 초 half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged 의해 a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.
#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. 또는 just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.
#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn 당신 THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.
#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..
#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the 초 half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged 의해 a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, 또는 드레이크, 드레이 크 and Josh. Heck. Even 아이칼리 isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his 비디오 (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, 또는 드레이크, 드레이 크 and Josh. Heck. Even 아이칼리 isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his 비디오 (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The 상어 may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most 인기 mistake that people make. 옮기기 slowly toward the 육지, 쇼 어 또는 a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms 또는 kick 또는 splash while 당신 swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the 상어 and the open ocean, 옮기기 away, 또는 else the 상어 will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the 상어 DOSE attack, 당신 still need to stay calm. I know this is easier said than done. But. 당신 need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The 상어 may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most 인기 mistake that people make. 옮기기 slowly toward the 육지, 쇼 어 또는 a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms 또는 kick 또는 splash while 당신 swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the 상어 and the open ocean, 옮기기 away, 또는 else the 상어 will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the 상어 DOSE attack, 당신 still need to stay calm. I know this is easier said than done. But. 당신 need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
Jonah
