Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..
I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..
I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.
So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to watch those 4.. And to quite honest. I honestly had a good time with this film.
Even now. My 프렌즈 and I can look back at the first Grown Ups movie, and have enjoyable time, long as we focus on the 4 guys..
Remove Rob Synder, the wives.
And just have those 4 with their kids., That would actually make that movie a enjoyable expirence.
But instead. It's the only enjoyable part of otherwise horse-shit of a movie. That spends 더 많이 time hugging each other, than making me laugh.
Bur obviously from the title.. That's not the movie I watched for this review.. No.. I saw the sequel. Well.. Most of it.. Again just skipped past anything involving the wives.. Cause they all drive me fucking nuts. Espically Adam Standler's wife.
One of the only parts to make me almost laugh, is when Standler says.
"I'm scares she'll yell at me in that accent nobodu understands."
Another "near laugh" is when David 스페이드 meets his son.. Just thw way he 스페이드 reacts so calmly and deadpan, to having 칼, 나이프 drawn on him.
Anyway.. After many many awkward, cringeworthy, jokes.. Only saved 의해 the fact Adam doesn't use that god damn squeaky voice (that makes me really regret that Jack and Jill is one of the films Wind wants reviewed).
Eventually we meet to only enjoyable part of this movie.. The frat group. Lead by. Believe it 또는 not. Tyler Lautner.
I don't know if I legitmentally found him funny in this. 또는 if I was just really bored 의해 this movie.. But Tyler was friggin "hilarious" in this movie.. I guess the fact he's not playing Jacob is the biggest plus towards him preformance.
Speaking of the Frat House.. Amongst them is my boy.. Jimmy Tatro.. 또는 as my 프렌즈 and I call him.
"that hilarous youtuber that kinda looks like my cousin Shane"
He plays as, what else, a douchebag fratboy.. Why not, he got his 유튜브 career started as a fratboy steriotype.. Why not his first movie role..
No really. This was his first movie.. It was my whole reason I saw this movie in god damn theaters.. Yeah. I wasted money on this crap.. And he only appeared for like 10 분 of the whole movie.. Only had two speaking roles..
Only good thing this movie brought. Is that hollywood let Jimmy than take a role in 22 Jump Street.. Where he plays Rooster. And thankfully he had a much bigger role in the film.
He appeared in many other films sense than.. But sadly. None of Jimmy's roles sense 22 jump 거리 appear to be "funny".
He feels wasted.. But at least he made it to hollywood.
Anyway.. That's my review of Grown Ups 2..
Sort of.. I guess.. Probably didn't say much about the movie itself.
But it's defintely not the worst film I ever seen.. It's watchable..
Four and half, out of ten.
Not bad.
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, 또는 드레이크, 드레이 크 and Josh. Heck. Even 아이칼리 isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his 비디오 (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, 또는 드레이크, 드레이 크 and Josh. Heck. Even 아이칼리 isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his 비디오 (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The 상어 may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most 인기 mistake that people make. 옮기기 slowly toward the 육지, 쇼 어 또는 a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms 또는 kick 또는 splash while 당신 swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the 상어 and the open ocean, 옮기기 away, 또는 else the 상어 will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the 상어 DOSE attack, 당신 still need to stay calm. I know this is easier said than done. But. 당신 need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The 상어 may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most 인기 mistake that people make. 옮기기 slowly toward the 육지, 쇼 어 또는 a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms 또는 kick 또는 splash while 당신 swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the 상어 and the open ocean, 옮기기 away, 또는 else the 상어 will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the 상어 DOSE attack, 당신 still need to stay calm. I know this is easier said than done. But. 당신 need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
Jonah
