Poor Rob Dyke... Having to sit though this when people send him fucked up temblr posts, for his videos.. Maybe WindWaker430 should do a similar series though.. He likes getting angry...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a 일 off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all 당신 want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't 슈렉 change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!


#6:
So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I 사랑 golden showers!


#7:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!


#8:
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it 의해 summer.


#9:
Taking a dumb, 노래 sitting on a toliet!


#10:
So what if I get drunk every weekend! So what I smoke weed everyday! SO WHAT IF I'M 12! Get off my back!!


#11:
If 당신 hadn't 로스트 your viginity 의해 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.


#12:
Why don't 양 shrink when it rains? Their cotten, hahahaha!!


#13:
Let me make this clear for all 당신 "men" out there.. 당신 can't not hit a woman.. Even if she's physically abusing you.. Your be put to jail! Cause girls are protected 의해 law.. Girls can't abuse boys, only boys can abuse girls!.. If 당신 claim your girlfriend is abusing you! GOOD! 당신 diserve it for being a man!


#14:
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross


#15:
Child porn should be legal. The way I see it, people that rape kids would do it anyway. Child porn isn't at ALL an influence!


#16:
So if nuns don't have sex, they don't have kids. So why are they not extinct?


#17:
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!


#18:
This is all BS! The Germans never did that to the Jews! But the Jews have done much worse to germans! Stop with your jewish lies about halocoust! Lets talk about 60 million nazi's that were killed for no reason after WW2! Not the fake 6 million Jewish deaths!


#19:
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!


#20:
My boyfriend and I been dating 5 years. He married this very wonderful woman last year. I helped him pick the ring, and opened an account to help him buy it. Here is my question. His visits have dropped to maybe once every 2 weeks, and when I complained about this, he said the only way he could see me 더 많이 is to pretended like he had a part time job, and had money to show for it. How much is fair to give him? And before 당신 call me stupid, this was my idea!


#21:
Nate of American indians need to 옮기기 back to indianapolis! I'm sick of immigration!


#22:
Right about now in my life I ain't got respect for grandmas, kids, aunties, non of that! IDFC if 당신 got cancer grandma, I'll slap your teeth in!


#23:
The worse thing isn't death! It's love! Cause 사랑 is evil, just spelled backwards!


#24:
A professor put HIS OWN DEAD CAT, in a FREEZER and left it, so the rest of us had to clean it! #Gross


#25:
WTF PEPSI??> Embaressing Kendall Jenner like that! On behalf of everyone. Sorry Jenner.


#26:
WE NEED TO 더 많이 BOMBS! WE DON'T FUCK WITH THE USA 또는 WE BOMB 당신 LIKE CHINA! FUCK CHINA!!


#27:
I can't wait for 7th grade! Time for sex, drugs, love, AND 더 많이 SEX!!


#28:
IF 당신 A DUDE!
DO NOT walk behind me, epically when she's alone.
DO NOT speed up when she speeds up.
DO pass her on the sidewalk.
예수님 men, be aware of aware for once in your LIFE!!


#29:
When life gives 당신 lemons, throw them the fuck away! Go buy a new batch 당신 bought, independantly, yourself! Make your OWN lemonaid! And enjoy every damn bit of that shit! When life hands 당신 things, it's never worth keeping.


#30:
I can't stand people who publically come out as gay! 당신 don't see straight people publically coming out as straight! Nobody cares that your gay! 당신 don't


#31:
Girls with eyes <333


#32:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!


#33:
GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.


#34:
So was Abraham 링컨 really a vampire killer before he was president?


Rob himself