Yes, it's probably stealing Wind's idea, but who cares, I'm a dick to him anyway.. :)
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#1: THE ORGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELMS 거리 (1980's):
Wanna see why the hell I like Freddy Krueger?
Well, for those that probably only know him from the shitty remake, I can see why it'll be confusing.
Watch the original.
This is BEFORE Freddy became "troll", and was actually trying to be scary.
And take it from me, Freddy IS terrifying in this one.
He's the type of guy waiting the shadows, toying with 당신 instead of killing 당신 straight away.
And laughing his 나귀, 엉덩이 off. (but Freddy's laugh is the best part of him, so it's a good thing).
It's one of my favourite CinemaSnob episodes, as Brad Jones was excepting Freddy to be the wisecracking, asshole that he is in NEW NIGHTMARE.
And claims it actually scared him (yeah, "him")..
#2: SAW ONE:
Before being the stupid 나귀, 엉덩이 TORTURE PORN we all think of when watching Saw.
There was a time where it was actually a SMART movie. And sadly, that is only the first one..
Where many of the gore is actually shown off view, and it focus's 더 많이 on actually being "scary" than being gross..
#3: INSIDIOUS:
Considered one of the best ways of showing jump scares in PROPER ways is the scene when Rid Lipstick Demon appears behind Patrick Wilson, cause the character that saw him said she saw Red Lipstick Demon in a dream she had..
#4: THE CONJURING:
What is it about Patrick Wilson and ghost movies.
Whatever it is, whenever I see his face, it usually leads to scary as shit ghost horror movies..
#5: SHUN OF THE DEAD:
Mostly funny. But still some genuine scares mixed in, hell it even gets pretty depressing near the end..
#6: THE DARK KNIGHT:
If 당신 watch this movie in the right way, it's really great for halloween..
#7: NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS:
Just ask Nostaglia Critic..
#8: TRICK 또는 TREAT:
I never seen it, but I want too..
#9: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE the original:
Ironically one one guy is actually killed 의해 a chainsaw. But the tool is still very involved in this movie. And.. Well.. Read my 프로필 to see why this is such a great thing :)
#10: SCREAM:
Don't take it TOO seriously, and your really enjoy it..
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
FRIDAY THE 13th:
I 사랑 Jason Voorhees, but the actual 영화 themselves.. Their very "mah"
Especially the first..
FREDDY VS JASON:
It's just awesome in general.
Just make sure your rooting for the BAD GUYS.
Other wise, there's nothing too interesting about this film, if your not rooting for Robert Englund as everyone's favourite "murdering asshole". Fighting a silent.. Whatever Jason Voorhees is.
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#1: THE ORGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELMS 거리 (1980's):
Wanna see why the hell I like Freddy Krueger?
Well, for those that probably only know him from the shitty remake, I can see why it'll be confusing.
Watch the original.
This is BEFORE Freddy became "troll", and was actually trying to be scary.
And take it from me, Freddy IS terrifying in this one.
He's the type of guy waiting the shadows, toying with 당신 instead of killing 당신 straight away.
And laughing his 나귀, 엉덩이 off. (but Freddy's laugh is the best part of him, so it's a good thing).
It's one of my favourite CinemaSnob episodes, as Brad Jones was excepting Freddy to be the wisecracking, asshole that he is in NEW NIGHTMARE.
And claims it actually scared him (yeah, "him")..
#2: SAW ONE:
Before being the stupid 나귀, 엉덩이 TORTURE PORN we all think of when watching Saw.
There was a time where it was actually a SMART movie. And sadly, that is only the first one..
Where many of the gore is actually shown off view, and it focus's 더 많이 on actually being "scary" than being gross..
#3: INSIDIOUS:
Considered one of the best ways of showing jump scares in PROPER ways is the scene when Rid Lipstick Demon appears behind Patrick Wilson, cause the character that saw him said she saw Red Lipstick Demon in a dream she had..
#4: THE CONJURING:
What is it about Patrick Wilson and ghost movies.
Whatever it is, whenever I see his face, it usually leads to scary as shit ghost horror movies..
#5: SHUN OF THE DEAD:
Mostly funny. But still some genuine scares mixed in, hell it even gets pretty depressing near the end..
#6: THE DARK KNIGHT:
If 당신 watch this movie in the right way, it's really great for halloween..
#7: NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS:
Just ask Nostaglia Critic..
#8: TRICK 또는 TREAT:
I never seen it, but I want too..
#9: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE the original:
Ironically one one guy is actually killed 의해 a chainsaw. But the tool is still very involved in this movie. And.. Well.. Read my 프로필 to see why this is such a great thing :)
#10: SCREAM:
Don't take it TOO seriously, and your really enjoy it..
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
FRIDAY THE 13th:
I 사랑 Jason Voorhees, but the actual 영화 themselves.. Their very "mah"
Especially the first..
FREDDY VS JASON:
It's just awesome in general.
Just make sure your rooting for the BAD GUYS.
Other wise, there's nothing too interesting about this film, if your not rooting for Robert Englund as everyone's favourite "murdering asshole". Fighting a silent.. Whatever Jason Voorhees is.
Lets make this a "unique" 할로윈 기사 and count down my most hated 영화 I can think:
#1: JAWS 4:
Everytime I think of this movie, my hatred grows deeper.. Truth is, if they actually went with killing Martin instead of Sean.. That would actually be interesting.. The rest of movie would still suck money balls, but at least it's a 더 많이 dignified end to a character... Sort of..
#2: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3D:
Remembers the Sewyers?.. Remember every bad thing they ever done.. Well forget that, were suppose to hate the people of the town for burning down and murdering the Sawyer family.. Forgive me, but I can't excatly see the cannibalic murderers as "victims"..
#3: CANNIBAL HALOCOAST & I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE:
To be honest, off all those disturbing films Nik made me watch, these were the only ones I actually did watch.. I regret it to this day.. I swear I actually threw up, at least twice..
#1: JAWS 4:
Everytime I think of this movie, my hatred grows deeper.. Truth is, if they actually went with killing Martin instead of Sean.. That would actually be interesting.. The rest of movie would still suck money balls, but at least it's a 더 많이 dignified end to a character... Sort of..
#2: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3D:
Remembers the Sewyers?.. Remember every bad thing they ever done.. Well forget that, were suppose to hate the people of the town for burning down and murdering the Sawyer family.. Forgive me, but I can't excatly see the cannibalic murderers as "victims"..
#3: CANNIBAL HALOCOAST & I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE:
To be honest, off all those disturbing films Nik made me watch, these were the only ones I actually did watch.. I regret it to this day.. I swear I actually threw up, at least twice..
So.. I got REALLY bored.. And watched all the way up to episode 10.. Yeah.. 4 episodes.
This show is getting a bit boring at the moment.
But I have a strong feeling that action sequences will be coming up real soon (if it IS that kinda show).
That scene in episode 4 kinda gave me idea, that it will be like that soon enough.
Anyway.
No favourite characters.
Johan's sister kinda annoys me somehow, with her voice.
But the thief guy is kinda interesting. And I can tell were gonna see a lot of him.
Unless he dies. Probably would, if this is anything like Walking Dead, than EVERYONE dies, it's only a matter of time till friggin Rick dies.. And then the entire cast is gunned down. And then. As James Ralfe says..
"The End.. There's no fuckin cure.. Humanity is gone.. Zombies are eating your pets.. Your life sucks.. Live with it!"
This show is getting a bit boring at the moment.
But I have a strong feeling that action sequences will be coming up real soon (if it IS that kinda show).
That scene in episode 4 kinda gave me idea, that it will be like that soon enough.
Anyway.
No favourite characters.
Johan's sister kinda annoys me somehow, with her voice.
But the thief guy is kinda interesting. And I can tell were gonna see a lot of him.
Unless he dies. Probably would, if this is anything like Walking Dead, than EVERYONE dies, it's only a matter of time till friggin Rick dies.. And then the entire cast is gunned down. And then. As James Ralfe says..
"The End.. There's no fuckin cure.. Humanity is gone.. Zombies are eating your pets.. Your life sucks.. Live with it!"
I forgot I was suppose to be reviewing this show.
Show watched 5 and 6.
Not much to say. These episodes were pretty slow up till the last ten 분 of episode 6.
Guess it'll be 더 많이 interesting in the 다음 one.
Till 다음 time. I guess
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Show watched 5 and 6.
Not much to say. These episodes were pretty slow up till the last ten 분 of episode 6.
Guess it'll be 더 많이 interesting in the 다음 one.
Till 다음 time. I guess
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