#1:
Pagan Min: I distinctly remember saying, "Stop the bus." Not "shoot the bus." "*Stop* the bus." I'm very particular with my words. "Stop." "Shoot." "Stop." "Shoot." Do those words sound the same?
Officer: But it got out of control...
Pagan Min: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What did 당신 say?
Officer: It got out of control.
Pagan Min: "Got out of control." I hate when things get out of control.
[stabs the soldier with a pen, throws him to the ground and continues stabbing him]
Pagan Min: (while stabbing him) 당신 had one fucking job and 당신 couldn't fucking do that!
[sits]
Pagan Min: And I got blood all over my fucking shoes!
[turns to Ajay]
Pagan Min: At least there's a silver lining. 당신 didn't completely fuck it up.
[helps Ajay up]
Pagan Min: Get up, boy. I'd recognize those eyes anywhere...
[hugs him]
Pagan Min: I'm so sorry about this. This was supposed to be... well, *not this*. We have a party waiting for you, but I don't think I know your name.
[squats 의해 Darpan]
Pagan Min: Who is this? Hmm? Is this your plus-one?
[turns back]
Pagan Min: Strong silent type. I like it.
[stands]
Pagan Min: I am terribly sorry about all this. This was supposed to be very simple, but 당신 know if 당신 give 음식 to monkeys, they just throw their shit at each other.
[holds out the bloody pen]
Pagan Min: Oh, would 당신 hold this?
[Ajay takes it]
Pagan Min: Just a moment... I want to get a little...
[pulls out a camera]
Pagan Min: picture. Right into the camera, there we are.
[takes photo, then looks at it]
Pagan Min: Awesome. Don't worry about a thing, boy. This will soon be behind us and we'll be off on our grand adventure.
[walks to his helicopter]
Pagan Min: Because I have cleared my calendar for you! 당신 and I are gonna TEAR SHIT UP!
#2:
Pagan Min: [over radio] Uncle Pagan here, just checking in on my 가장 좋아하는 nephew. So tell me, Ajay, who are 당신 rooting for so far? Have 당신 fallen into Amita's honey pot, 또는 have 당신 been dazzled 의해 Sabal's flowing locks and bad-boy jawline? Hey, each to his own. That's your lifestyle choice to make. He isn't my cup of tea, contrary to the rash assumption some may make about my appearance. I am indeed batting for the other team. You, 더 많이 than most, should know that there was only ever one woman for me, my boy..
#3:
Pegan: (stabs fork into a guy he saw texting at diner).. These terriests ruin, everything... Like dinner... Didn't anybody tell 당신 it's rude to text at dinner... Let me see the phone.. (to guards) Really? We aren't checking for these... Check this out boys. a "text" for help... 당신 don't text for help.. 당신 CALL for help.... Get up, 당신 gonna do something your do it it RIGHT... (gets up them up). say it!
Man: (weakly) Help...
Pegan min: Pethatic... louder!
an: Help.
Pegan Min: FROM YOUR GUT BOY! SCREAM IT!!
Man: HEEEELP!!
Pegan: Shh, shh.. Now we listen... Nothing... 당신 see boy.. Nobody's coming.
#4:
Pegan Min: Heello.. Did we enjoy our time with CIA?.. Welcome to Deguise.. I apologize for the Spartan accomdiantons.. But 당신 have been a naughty little shit haven't you?.. Galavanting about with the Golden Path... And poor Paul. Are 당신 still sure of what he did with your, monkey friend?
#5:
Pagan Min: [over radio] Ajay, I hope 당신 don't mind, but I took the liberty of having a new suit made up for you. If 당신 are to lead Kyrat when this is all over, you're going to need a sharper look than denims and fucking sneakers, my boy. And that jacket. Oh, don't get me started. Why on Earth do 당신 need so many zippered pockets? What do 당신 keep in them all? Handfuls of meat? Huh, I suppose 당신 do. I'll make a note for my tailor: "Ajay's jacket, zippered meat pockets." Perfect. Well, don't let me slow 당신 down.
#6:
Pegan Min: Now, before we begin... ah... to whom am I speaking? Hm? The son who returned to scatter his mother's ashes, 또는 the lunatic who has murdered his way to the 상단, 맨 위로 of my mountain?
#7:
Pegan Min: I'm sure your be all be happy to know, the humors of my death are entirely FALSE... I am alive, and all is right in the world.
#8:
Pegan min: I went in there only once, as a sane man, and I came out...well, I came out like this.
#9:
Pegan Min: Way I see I see it..You can either shoot me.. Boring.. 또는 enjoy some nice dinner.
#10:
AJ: Fuck you.
Pegan Min: Oh wow, 당신 didn't even blink boy
Pagan Min: I distinctly remember saying, "Stop the bus." Not "shoot the bus." "*Stop* the bus." I'm very particular with my words. "Stop." "Shoot." "Stop." "Shoot." Do those words sound the same?
Officer: But it got out of control...
Pagan Min: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What did 당신 say?
Officer: It got out of control.
Pagan Min: "Got out of control." I hate when things get out of control.
[stabs the soldier with a pen, throws him to the ground and continues stabbing him]
Pagan Min: (while stabbing him) 당신 had one fucking job and 당신 couldn't fucking do that!
[sits]
Pagan Min: And I got blood all over my fucking shoes!
[turns to Ajay]
Pagan Min: At least there's a silver lining. 당신 didn't completely fuck it up.
[helps Ajay up]
Pagan Min: Get up, boy. I'd recognize those eyes anywhere...
[hugs him]
Pagan Min: I'm so sorry about this. This was supposed to be... well, *not this*. We have a party waiting for you, but I don't think I know your name.
[squats 의해 Darpan]
Pagan Min: Who is this? Hmm? Is this your plus-one?
[turns back]
Pagan Min: Strong silent type. I like it.
[stands]
Pagan Min: I am terribly sorry about all this. This was supposed to be very simple, but 당신 know if 당신 give 음식 to monkeys, they just throw their shit at each other.
[holds out the bloody pen]
Pagan Min: Oh, would 당신 hold this?
[Ajay takes it]
Pagan Min: Just a moment... I want to get a little...
[pulls out a camera]
Pagan Min: picture. Right into the camera, there we are.
[takes photo, then looks at it]
Pagan Min: Awesome. Don't worry about a thing, boy. This will soon be behind us and we'll be off on our grand adventure.
[walks to his helicopter]
Pagan Min: Because I have cleared my calendar for you! 당신 and I are gonna TEAR SHIT UP!
#2:
Pagan Min: [over radio] Uncle Pagan here, just checking in on my 가장 좋아하는 nephew. So tell me, Ajay, who are 당신 rooting for so far? Have 당신 fallen into Amita's honey pot, 또는 have 당신 been dazzled 의해 Sabal's flowing locks and bad-boy jawline? Hey, each to his own. That's your lifestyle choice to make. He isn't my cup of tea, contrary to the rash assumption some may make about my appearance. I am indeed batting for the other team. You, 더 많이 than most, should know that there was only ever one woman for me, my boy..
#3:
Pegan: (stabs fork into a guy he saw texting at diner).. These terriests ruin, everything... Like dinner... Didn't anybody tell 당신 it's rude to text at dinner... Let me see the phone.. (to guards) Really? We aren't checking for these... Check this out boys. a "text" for help... 당신 don't text for help.. 당신 CALL for help.... Get up, 당신 gonna do something your do it it RIGHT... (gets up them up). say it!
Man: (weakly) Help...
Pegan min: Pethatic... louder!
an: Help.
Pegan Min: FROM YOUR GUT BOY! SCREAM IT!!
Man: HEEEELP!!
Pegan: Shh, shh.. Now we listen... Nothing... 당신 see boy.. Nobody's coming.
#4:
Pegan Min: Heello.. Did we enjoy our time with CIA?.. Welcome to Deguise.. I apologize for the Spartan accomdiantons.. But 당신 have been a naughty little shit haven't you?.. Galavanting about with the Golden Path... And poor Paul. Are 당신 still sure of what he did with your, monkey friend?
#5:
Pagan Min: [over radio] Ajay, I hope 당신 don't mind, but I took the liberty of having a new suit made up for you. If 당신 are to lead Kyrat when this is all over, you're going to need a sharper look than denims and fucking sneakers, my boy. And that jacket. Oh, don't get me started. Why on Earth do 당신 need so many zippered pockets? What do 당신 keep in them all? Handfuls of meat? Huh, I suppose 당신 do. I'll make a note for my tailor: "Ajay's jacket, zippered meat pockets." Perfect. Well, don't let me slow 당신 down.
#6:
Pegan Min: Now, before we begin... ah... to whom am I speaking? Hm? The son who returned to scatter his mother's ashes, 또는 the lunatic who has murdered his way to the 상단, 맨 위로 of my mountain?
#7:
Pegan Min: I'm sure your be all be happy to know, the humors of my death are entirely FALSE... I am alive, and all is right in the world.
#8:
Pegan min: I went in there only once, as a sane man, and I came out...well, I came out like this.
#9:
Pegan Min: Way I see I see it..You can either shoot me.. Boring.. 또는 enjoy some nice dinner.
#10:
AJ: Fuck you.
Pegan Min: Oh wow, 당신 didn't even blink boy
I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this show the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..
Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And I'm usually mixed about them. So that says a lot..
Today.. I review episode one..
I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.
But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..
We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.
That is his only known name.. I'm not sure what's so...
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Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And I'm usually mixed about them. So that says a lot..
Today.. I review episode one..
I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.
But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..
We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.
Chedder Priest
That is his only known name.. I'm not sure what's so...
The 제목 said it?
So if 당신 haven't seen the new episode.. Stop now, final warning..
Anyway.. Before I start.. Let me say. Having finally seen season 6.. It was awesome.. Walking dead always has awesome battles, it's why I like it (well why I ORIGINALLY liked it) but it usually takes forever too get too them.
Season 6 is amazing.. Battle after battle after battle.. And GOOD battle scenes. Intense ones.
Anyway.. Now for the 질문 당신 been waiting for..
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WHAT DID I THINK OF SIMON?
I said before, how excited I was too see...
continue reading...
So if 당신 haven't seen the new episode.. Stop now, final warning..
Anyway.. Before I start.. Let me say. Having finally seen season 6.. It was awesome.. Walking dead always has awesome battles, it's why I like it (well why I ORIGINALLY liked it) but it usually takes forever too get too them.
Season 6 is amazing.. Battle after battle after battle.. And GOOD battle scenes. Intense ones.
Anyway.. Now for the 질문 당신 been waiting for..
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WHAT DID I THINK OF SIMON?
I said before, how excited I was too see...
The lunatic is on the grass.
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and 데이지 chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every 일 the paper boy brings more.
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the 언덕, 힐
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see 당신 on the dark side of the moon.
The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
당신 raise the blade, 당신 make the change
당신 re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
당신 lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
I can't think of anything to say except...
(Laughter)
I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and 데이지 chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every 일 the paper boy brings more.
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the 언덕, 힐
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see 당신 on the dark side of the moon.
The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
당신 raise the blade, 당신 make the change
당신 re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
당신 lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
I can't think of anything to say except...
(Laughter)
I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's 더 많이 popular, and probably was on 유튜브 FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have 더 많이 또는 less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit 더 많이 hilarious..
James Rolfe is the one who's 더 많이 popular, and probably was on 유튜브 FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have 더 많이 또는 less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit 더 많이 hilarious..
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.
But why?
I gave it a listen.
And I tell 당신 what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.
Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. 더 많이 for the actual SONGS.
And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin 사랑 the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.
I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes 컵케익 normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes 컵케익 normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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