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#1:
"I am honored to be the first CEO of a private corporation to become a member of the United Nations Security Council. Unfortunately, my appearance today has been clouded 의해 a flurry of speculation that my company is developing a weapon of mass destruction which would be capable of targeting specific ethnic groups. I want to address these allegations head on. Are we developing such a weapon? No we are not. Because we've already developed it. But with all due respect, the United Nations is a relic from a different time when nations were unique in their ability to solve the world's problems. But that just isn't the case anymore. Primarily because 당신 have outsourced the job to me. I have sent people to die in your wars. So I feel uniquely qualified to tell you, your wars don't work! Which is why my priorities have changed; from profits to policy. Because politicians don't know how to solve problems. But I do. So let's be clear. I am here to solve the world's problems. And I believe the world's problems...begin with you."


#2:
"The tragedy is.. Dying for what 당신 believe in. Doesn't make it true"


#3:
"Unlike the government we don't keep secrets of our capabilities. We don't sell policy, we sell power. We are a super power for hire!... If fact. We are often 더 많이 effective than the governments that hire us.. As my son found out the HARD way"


#4:
"Democracy? Democracy? Democracy is not what these people need – hell, it’s not even what they want. America has been trying to install democracies in nations for a century, and it hasn't worked one time. These countries don’t have the most basic building blocks to support a democracy. Little things like we ought to be tolerant of those who disagree with us. We ought to be tolerant of those who worship a different god than us. That a journalist ought to be able to disagree with the President! And 당신 think 당신 could just march into countries based on some fundamentalist religious principles, drop a few bombs, topple a dictator, and start a democracy?! Give me a break. People don’t want freedom. They want boundaries, rules. Protection. From invaders and from themselves. People need a leader who could give them both the support and the constraints to keep chaos at bay. 당신 give them that, and they’ll follow. And that’s where I come in".


#5:
"Mitshall!.. I gave 당신 that arm!.. I GAVE 당신 A 초 CHANCE!"


#6:
"I can kill 당신 wait now!.. But I won't... I'm not a monster"


#7:
General: On who's authority!?
Irons: (enraged) ON "MY" AUTHORITY!!


#8:
"People don't want freedom. They want boundaries, rules. Protection. From invaders and from themselves. People need a leader who can give them both the support and the constraints to keep chaos at bay. 당신 give them that, and they'll follow... And that's where I come in."


#9:
Cormack: [at Will Irons' funeral] It was an unfortunate tragedy, sir.
Irons: It was 더 많이 than unfortunate Sergeant - it was unnecessary.


#10:
"The world is asking one question.. Why did I attack the United States?.. The united states are a relic from a different time when nations were unique in their ability to solve the world's problems.
They have been trying to install democracies in nations for a century, and it hasn't worked one time. These countries don’t have the most basic building blocks to support a democracy... So this isn't the beginning of war... This is end.. Of ALL wars"
posted by Canada24
In celebration of finally beating Red Dead 2.. Here's best 인용구 of new protagonst, Arthur Morgan..


#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. 당신 might the only guy I know, to be half eaten 의해 wolves, and come back a smarter man..

#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid 또는 당신 get shot I'm happy.

#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.

#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.

#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're 더 많이 ghosts than people.

#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?

#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.

#8:
Arthur: I gave 당신 all I had....
#1:
Steve Jobs (Ian): So buy the iPhone 5... 또는 I'LL #$%^ YOUR #$%@ AND @#$%$ YOUR @#$%!.. (smiles)

#2:
Ian: (evilly) Here 당신 go Mom! (giggles evilly)
[Ian's Mom eats the donut and starts choking]
Ian: Die mom! (laughs)
Ian's Mom: (coughs) Just a sprinkle.
Ian: (visibly upset) But you're supposed to DIE!
[Ian starts crying]
Ian's Mom: Oh, honey, honey, 당신 can try to kill me again later.

#3:
Anthony: So I woke up super-glued to the toilet seat. And the toilet was filled with poop. I mean FILLED, like 10 people just decided not to flush. I started gagging so I flushed the toilet... and then it started...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.

Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter 덮개, 랩 Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter...
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Sitting in the dark, I can't forget.
Even now, I realize the time I'll never get.
Another story of the 쓴, 쓰라린 pills of fate.
I can't go back again. I can't go back again...

But 당신 asked me to 사랑 당신 and I did.
Traded my emotions for a contract to commit

And when I got away, I only got so far.
The other me is dead.
I hear his voice inside my head...

We were never alive, and we won't be born again.
But I'll never survive with dead memories in my heart.
Dead memories in my heart
Dead memories in my heart

You told me to 사랑 당신 and I did. Tied my soul into a knot and got me to submit.

So when I got away,...
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#1: FLYING HEADS:
You 'know' the enemies are ruthless when they fling decapitated heads at you, as a "welcoming gift"..


#2: BECOMING GOLLUM:
I still remember the amount of nightmares I had from the opening of Return of a King.
But as 당신 get order, it truly shows the POWER of the ring. If it's enough to make 당신 murder your own cousin, and be punished for it, 의해 being transformed into an hideous creature for the rest of your life..


#3: DEAD MARSHES:
Frodo falls into the water.
And nightmarish faces slowly approach him, and would of taken him if he weren't saved by. Ironically Gollum..


#4: BILBO'S MENTAL...
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DERPY HOOVES/SWORD:

Derpy: I live with my alcoholic cousin.. I've seen worse.

Derpy: *bucks enamy in the throat, and throws him against the wall* I'm sorry. Did that hurt?

Derpy: (laughs) Worst, bedtime, story, ever!

Derpy: I'm bored.. Wanna open the window and scream hurtful 코멘트 towards on going people for no reason?

Game show host: Name something, that excits you?
Derpy: OHHH!! EATING A PEBBLE!!

Derpy: Cause I don't get killed 의해 the first boss.

Derpy: Well.. People always say I have pretty eyes.. But still. There not suppose to be like this. I.. I had an accident. Jumped to hard on my bed....
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DIMITRI RASCALOV:
He starts off friendly, but after tricking Niko into betraying and killing Mikhail. Dimitri reveals his true 색깔 and betrays Niko 의해 trying to hand over to Bulgarin, but fails.
Soon after betraying Niko, Dimitri became a major figure in the Russian Mafia and started his own cocaine importation operation. He was arrested but released for attempting to bring cocaine into Liberty City along with a business associate. After they went into hiding in Bohan, he discovered that Roman still frequented a gambling 굴, 덴 in Broker. Dimitri was owed an unspecified amount of money from The...
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#5: BRAIN/FAMILY GUY:
This was only temporary, mostly cause everyone was mad at Seth Macfarlene for killing off a major character.
But due to Family Guys senses of 'convient' gags.
Stewie uses his time machine to stop brain from being killed in the first place, and nobody knew about this so not much has changed from then..

#4: Charlie/Two and a half men:
At the beginning of one of the newer seasons the REAL Charlie was fired from the cast do to his various 'issues'.
And his character is killed off and the season literary starts with his funeral, witch is ruined 의해 the shows constant need for crude...
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#1: DON’T GO TO SLEEP:
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court 의해 the Reality Police and put on trial simply because 당신 said your reality sucked..

#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog 의해 a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget 당신 ever existed..

#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret....
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Fellowship of the Ring was playing on tv.
I watched for the first time in nearly four years.

These 영화 are even better than I remember.

The expression "one ring to rule them all" really IS how it happened.
Rings seem to some sort of powers in their world.
And Mordor is basically "hell".
So it's a ring from hell.

And this ring is as powerful as they get. It can brainwash anyone, and I mean ANYONE. Due to it's impartiality, beauty, and well, anything really.

But what I like about it.

Just about everything about this movie, gives off sort of a creepy vib.
But I like that in movies, makes me 더 많이 into it.

So yeah.

사랑 IT!!
 Archer
Archer
Fordham unwaveringly supports Ross in his dishonorable methods. However, unlike Ross, Fordham appears to develop a respect of sorts for Marston during the last few missions he is in.

And during the game's final mission, "The Last Enemy That Shall Be Destroyed". Archor did not take part in Marston's murder.. So it's possible Fordham might not of been comfortable with killing John Marston, considering John did what they needed him to do.

That's all I got to say. I thought I'd have more.. But no.

What are your thoughts?






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Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) 저기요 cowboy? 당신 mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, 당신 DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of 당신 left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK 당신 VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where 당신 guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!...
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tatro

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 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


A not so long time 이전 in a world ruled 의해 ponies

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HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a 우주 station, called the Death Egg, and they needed 더 많이 money to finishbuilding this death defying 우주 station.

To make 더 많이 money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other...
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EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this show the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big 아니메 fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

That is his only known name.....
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Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Seans death 상어 attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a 상어 attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned 의해 the 크리스마스 singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen, Martins wife believe the 상어 was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to his buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion.
Orion: No problem....
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