당신 know you’re a Buffy 팬 when…
당신 can sing all the songs from “Once 더 많이 with Feeling” from memory…and if 당신 can’t 당신 stare at the words until they are engrained in your brain.
당신 can quote Buffy verse that is appropriate for every moment…and your 프렌즈 look at 당신 like you’ve grown a third eye.
당신 spend your grocery money on the complete Buffy series boxed set
당신 stay up till 2 in the morning watching reruns on fanpop
당신 spend hours searching for the imitation Claddagh ring Kohl’s has in their jewelry department
당신 decide to take up ice skating after watching “What’s My Line”
당신 go nuts when James Marsters guest stars on 스몰빌 and add commentary such as “Spike would have knocked him flat”…”Spike would have said _______” “Spike would have…”
When 당신 say not only “Bored now” but “Tired now” “Hungry now” and then your 프렌즈 and family start saying it.
당신 think about designing stiletto heels whose heels are made out of wood.
Your dream special someone must not only be nice, smart, funny, caring, but also a Buffy addict
The only insult 당신 can think of during a verbal battle with your sister is “you have a 과일 펀치 mouth”
당신 re-watch such episodes as “End of Days” “What’s My Line” “Ted” “Bad Eggs” “Angel” and “Surprise” fast-forward-ing to Bangel smoochies :) (apologies to spuffy 또는 Briley fans)
When “Or Earth logic doesn’t resemble your logic” becomes your new phrase to say when 당신 think someone is off their rocker
When 당신 have an awful 일 and the only thing that will make it better is watching your fave BtVS episode
When someone says they don’t “get” Buffy 당신 start on a 2hr speech that 당신 know will convert them
when someone says “By the way I like your dress” it takes on a whole new meaning.
또는 when 당신 say it and 당신 try to imitate Mark Metcalf
When playing “what would 당신 save if your house was on 불, 화재 and everyone was safe” Buffy seasons are at the 상단, 맨 위로 of your list
The 음악 당신 have on your 아이팟 includes “Goodbye to You”, “Wild Horses”, the BtVS theme song...
Your friend cons 당신 into watching Prison Break and 당신 say “Oh gosh!! That’s they guy who turned into the strange 물고기 monster from Buffy season 2 episode 20, “Go Fish”
당신 use the cookie dough speech to explain something to someone
When someone says “Note to Self” 당신 say “Duck”
When 당신 see the name James Marston on x-men (the guy who lays Cyclops) 당신 say “I didn’t know Spike was an X-man!!”
당신 name a pet Willow, Oz, 또는 something along those lines
When walking through a store 당신 see some “interesting” clothing 또는 jewelry and think “that’s something Willow 또는 Tara would wear”
When watching the old Dracula movie 당신 keep mentioning how much better the Buffy v. Dracula was.
You’re in the 도서관, 라이브러리 researching who knows what for a very important project due tomorrow and the song “Under your Spell” is playing through your head…so 당신 start humming it…and all of a sudden 당신 realize that 당신 are 노래 it…out loud…and people are staring at you…so 당신 make a quick exit …even if it means flunking your project.
당신 can read this whole soapbox and not get bored. In fact 당신 want more…so 당신 post your own proof to Buffy addiction in the 코멘트 box :)