hitsugaya vs ichimaru

i haven't made these in a long time so they might not be that good and im not trying to make fun of bleach.

one 일 ichigo and renji were having a fight and byakuya was watching them

renji:byakuya can 당신 at least help me
byakuya: no i can't help 당신 i'll just stand and watch from distance
renji:some captian 당신 are

ichigo: who are you? why are 당신 here? what's your name?
renji:stop asking stupied questions
ichigo:okay

renji and ichigo countinued fighting but ichigo was to weak

renji:do 당신 even know the name of your zanpouktoe (sorry if i spelled it wrong)
ichigo:no.... is it bob
renji:hahahaha no......

Everyone 당신 meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that 당신 wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.

You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom to practise your shunpo power.

You write to your mother in Karakura, 일본 every week, even though she sends 당신 mail from Iowa asking why 당신 never write.

Every time 당신 see a 거리 sign, 당신 have a tremendous urge to relieve yourself on it.

You put oranges on your head because 당신 heard it will ward of evil dandruff spirits.

You're always having to apologize to your 다음 door neighbour for setting 불, 화재 to his...

As the last 벨 rings, I try to walk casually down the hall knowing that every step I took feels like 100 pounds where added. I look around the hall trying to find something, something in my 심장 that’s yearning for something for so long... I find Uryu 다음 to the lockers putting his stuff in. I ignore the pain in my 심장 to keep searching and run up to Uryu.
"Uryu, Uryu!!!" I yelled. Uryu jolted up dropping his school books. "Jeez, Orihime don’t scare me like that."
"Sorry Uryu, I was just wondering..." I took my eyes away from his face and took a deep breath, " w-why is Ulquiorra...

It was very sunny that day. I'd just gotten back from the real world and I was heading to go home. There was a slight breeze and birds were happily chirping in trees. Walking along that dirt path made me feel at peace, made me feel... happy.
Suddenly, I heard a commotion up ahead. I walked slowly, kicking small stones along the way. A young boy came into view, running along the dirt path about twenty feet ahead of me. He was clutching a small brown sack and some coins. Anger and sadness clouded his face. One clear tear ran along his cheek. His spiked silver hair bounced on his head as he ran....

Name: Yamamoto Genryuusai
Division: 1st
Rank: Captain
Zanpakutou info:

Shi-Kai: Ryuujin Jakka
- release command → "Banshou Issai Kaijin To Nase!" ("Ashes To Ashes, Dust To Dust!")
Oldest and strongest heat based zanpakutou. It's 불, 화재 can burn anything in the soul world.

Ban-Kai: Unknown

Biography:
CHARACTER HISTORY -
Shigekuni Yamamoto-Genryusai is the Captain of Soul Society's First Division, often referred to with the 제목 of Captain General. General Yamamoto founded the shinigami academy about 2000 years before the story of Bleach began, and has used it to train many generations of Death Gods....