To start plz put up with me it my 초 artical...so yeah.
Rangiku)ummmmmmmm...momo truth 또는 dare?
Momo) truth....(looking only at toshiro)
Rangiku)have 당신 ever....kissed captin hitsuguya?
Momo) yeah....(now fantisizeing about toshiro)
Toshiro) When?!
Momo) Wait! what did i just say!?!?!?
renji and ichigo then look at each other.
Renji) ichigo, do 당신 think this was a bad idea?
Ichigo)yes...i do.
Toshiro then gets up and starts out the door.renji and ichigo follow leaveing rangiku and momo at the barracks.
Renji) Captin hitsuguya where are 당신 going?
Toshiro) Anywhere but here!
All the sudden theres an explosion in front of toshiro 5 ft away and hes badly injuried.ichigo rushes to his side.
Ichigo) Renji go get matsumoto,hinamori,and captin unohana!!!!
Renji leaves to get captin unohana and momo and rangiku rush outside.
Rangiku and Momo) Oh my god !!Are 당신 allright?!?!?!
Then a mystrious girl shows up...
Girl) Looks like i missed aging....
She walks over to toshiro and places her hand on his chest.
Girl) You'll live ....but 다음 time dont get in my way!
She disappers without a trace and renji comes back with captin unohana who imediatly brings toshiro to the 4th division barracks for treatment.....captin toshiro hitsuguya excapes with only 3rd degree burns.
Rangiku)ummmmmmmm...momo truth 또는 dare?
Momo) truth....(looking only at toshiro)
Rangiku)have 당신 ever....kissed captin hitsuguya?
Momo) yeah....(now fantisizeing about toshiro)
Toshiro) When?!
Momo) Wait! what did i just say!?!?!?
renji and ichigo then look at each other.
Renji) ichigo, do 당신 think this was a bad idea?
Ichigo)yes...i do.
Toshiro then gets up and starts out the door.renji and ichigo follow leaveing rangiku and momo at the barracks.
Renji) Captin hitsuguya where are 당신 going?
Toshiro) Anywhere but here!
All the sudden theres an explosion in front of toshiro 5 ft away and hes badly injuried.ichigo rushes to his side.
Ichigo) Renji go get matsumoto,hinamori,and captin unohana!!!!
Renji leaves to get captin unohana and momo and rangiku rush outside.
Rangiku and Momo) Oh my god !!Are 당신 allright?!?!?!
Then a mystrious girl shows up...
Girl) Looks like i missed aging....
She walks over to toshiro and places her hand on his chest.
Girl) You'll live ....but 다음 time dont get in my way!
She disappers without a trace and renji comes back with captin unohana who imediatly brings toshiro to the 4th division barracks for treatment.....captin toshiro hitsuguya excapes with only 3rd degree burns.
again, im not trying to make fun of bleach but heres another one of my funny storys
rukia just explained to ichigo about hollows and the soul society. now shes giving her powers to him
ichigo:hurry up and give me the sword little girl
rukia:for 당신 information this little girl has a name,and my name is rukia kuchiki.
ichigo:ya,ya,ya just stab me and give me the powers because the hollow is coming
then rukia stabs ichigo and all her powers go to him.
rukia:dang it! 당신 took all my powers 당신 were only supposed to take some now im useless. now i need soul reaper powers!
ichigo:well sorry, its not my fault
rukia: please donate your soul reaper powers to rukia kuchiki. and if 당신 are helpful and kind please go online and type www.give me your soul reaper powers 또는 else i'll kill you.com please think about the children.
ichigo:rukia who are 당신 talking to?
rukia:the audience 당신 dumbo i need powers
rukia just explained to ichigo about hollows and the soul society. now shes giving her powers to him
ichigo:hurry up and give me the sword little girl
rukia:for 당신 information this little girl has a name,and my name is rukia kuchiki.
ichigo:ya,ya,ya just stab me and give me the powers because the hollow is coming
then rukia stabs ichigo and all her powers go to him.
rukia:dang it! 당신 took all my powers 당신 were only supposed to take some now im useless. now i need soul reaper powers!
ichigo:well sorry, its not my fault
rukia: please donate your soul reaper powers to rukia kuchiki. and if 당신 are helpful and kind please go online and type www.give me your soul reaper powers 또는 else i'll kill you.com please think about the children.
ichigo:rukia who are 당신 talking to?
rukia:the audience 당신 dumbo i need powers